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"Sweet honey is as heavy as frost" adorns jade (revised edition)

In the marriage hall, Fox Fairy was lying in a pile of books, turning over a picture book. She was reading it with relish, chanting: "Oh, I know that Feng Wa and Mi Er are the ones who hurt people. The pictures found here are no problem! "

In order to listen, he hurried into the temple: "Fairy, there is a fairy who has never met before outside the temple to celebrate her birthday."

"I told you everything-all the guests, just accept gifts to express their gratitude, needless to say." Fox fairy turned over and continued to look at the picture book in her hand.

"This. Immortals still have to go and see it. She is a stunning fairy, like a fairy who wants something. " Listen and continue.

"stunning? And the beauty of my Feng Wa? " Fox fairy put down the picture album, sat up and looked straight at it, with a questioning tone.

He listened, thought about it, and replied, "It's different from the water god."

"Help the old lady up."

In order to listen, I went to the pile of books and helped Fox Fairy up.

Fox fairy cut her hair and walked outside the temple with her hand behind her back: "Go and have a look, old lady. It's amazing."

When I walked to the door of the temple, I only vaguely saw a white figure. From a distance, I looked slim and graceful, so I walked in. After careful examination, I saw the fairy in front of me: dignified appearance, bright eyes like water, skin like snow, cheeks white and red, really amazing. Compared with Jin Mi, it is not inferior, but the fairy is dressed in white, simple and more elegant.

"Qi Qi, the young master of Penglai, was entrusted by his father to come to worship the immortals under the moon." Qi Wei was embarrassed to be seen, lowered her eyebrows and explained her identity.

Fox Fairy looked puzzled: "When did Penglai's old son have a daughter? I haven't heard a word? "

Qi Qi looked up and smiled: "Qi Qi is a father who respects his adopted daughter."

"Children. This Penglai old man is so lucky to have such a beautiful daughter. " Fox fairy walked beside Qiqi and toyed with a lock of her hair. "However, he always hates the way of the world. Why did he ask you to celebrate the old lady's birthday this year? "

"I don't deceive the moon fairy. It's true, Qi Qi got her father's permission to pay her respects. " Wan Qi said, and gave a magic gift to Fox Fairy. "This is lotus heart tea made by Wan Qi himself, which can soothe the nerves, cleanse the heart and improve eyesight. I heard that immortals love reading under the moon, so I think this lotus heart tea is very suitable for drinking. I wonder if the fairy will like it? "

Fox fairy took the lotus heart tea, opened the lid and looked at it, nodding frequently: "Good, good, I like it. Come on, who do you want to marry? "

Wan Qi smiled and said bluntly: "What Wan Qi wants today is the Emperor of Heaven."

"Runyu!" Fox fairy put away the lotus heart tea and took Qi Wei to the temple. As he walked, he said, "You told me that Penglai is 108,000 miles away from the Heavenly Palace. How can you like my big nephew? "

Qi Wei said, "I used to be a white lotus in the mud of Dongting Lake. Tens of thousands of years ago, Dongting Lake suffered from drought and the water level dropped. Just when I was dying of thirst, a little fish fairy moved me to a puddle and saved me. Since then, I have worked hard to absorb the essence of heaven, earth, sun and moon, devoted myself to practicing Buddhism, and vowed to turn into a human form in return for his saving my life. However, it took me hundreds of years to find his human form, only to see him taken away from Dongting Lake by a goddess. I followed him closely, and I didn't want to lose my magic. On the third day, he fell down before he arrived, and he was so happy that he crossed Penglai Fairy to save him. Xian Zun took me back to Penglai Island, watered me carefully and taught me the art of mind. I will think that if I have enough magic power to find him within nine days, I will leave Penglai, but the gods have high hopes for me and treat me as a daughter. I can't be a disloyal and unfilial person. With the kindness and magical power raised by my father, I abandoned my father and left. So it has delayed tens of thousands of years. Later, I heard that he was not a fish fairy, but the eldest son of a god, and the wedding with the daughter of a water god was just around the corner, so I knew I couldn't wait any longer. On that day, he got married and I came. Seeing that he was called the fairy who found his son, I breathed a sigh of relief and turned back to Penglai Island. Who knows, after that day, he actually ... knew this early, and grabbed the marriage and took it back to Penglai Island that day. "

Fox fairy listened more and more vigorously. When she heard about the wedding robbery, she cried and laughed: "Marriage robbery! Ha ha ha ha ... you girl, very interesting. I didn't expect my nephew to have a strange admirer like you. Wait, uncle will bring you a red rope. "

"Uncle. . . "Wan Qi muttered in a low voice and couldn't help laughing.

Fox Fairy took a red rope, braided it together and handed it to Qi Qi. He said solemnly, "Well, this is a super red rope made up of nine red ropes, which will definitely tie the old nephew firmly."

Wei Qi took the red rope and thanked her: "Thank you, uncle!"

"Uncle?" Fox Fairy froze and then smiled with satisfaction. "You girl, get on the road!"

"Thank you for your uncle's compliment. Then ... I'll, uh, go first and see my uncle later. " Qi Wei said while retreating.

Fox fairy waved: "Go, go. After the job is done, there is plenty of time to see my uncle. Very convenient. "

"Yes, yes, yes." Wei Qi replied, and a wisp of white smoke disappeared.

Wan Qi gripped the super red rope and slipped into Xuan Ji Palace in the dark forest at the end of the rainbow. When I got to the backyard, I saw Enqian's son, warm as jade, standing alone, staring at a few blooming epiphyllum. That figure is extremely lonely.

Sitting in the sky, the six realms are under control, which is the original, but it is nothing more.

Qi Wei hid behind a stone behind him, seized the opportunity, and cast a spell to tie the red rope to his ankle. As soon as he succeeded, he was discovered.

With a wave of his sleeve, the stone cracked and Qi Wei shook his chest.

"Where is the little demon?" Run jade back, sharp-eyed.

"I ... I'm not a demon. Do you still remember that I saved a white lotus in Dongting Lake tens of thousands of years ago? " Wan Qi stand up, strong brace stood up.

"Bai Lianhua ..." Runyu recalled that she did move a dying white lotus to a puddle. "Which white lotus are you?"

Seeing what people remember in front of them, Qi Qi's mouth naturally rose: "Exactly. I came here today to repay the kindness of the year. "

"No need." Run jade cold way. The spell untied the red rope on the foot and disappeared.

Wei Qi a face of unconvinced, walked over and picked up the red rope, put it on his chest. She said to herself, "You don't have to forget, do you? I want to repay your kindness, not you. You wait for me, well, I have to report it. "

Qi Wei stayed in the marriage hall, cooked all day, and then sent it to Runyu House when he was hanging around the moon. However, Runyu never moved to eat, and in less than a month, everyone in the marriage hall became fat.

Day after day, month after month, Wan Qi made new styles every day and put them on Runyu's box on time, but Runyu never moved. In the first two months, she was invited out of Xuan Ji Palace several times, but failed to "invite" her out every time. She sat in front of Runyu's house and stared at him. Over time, he turned a blind eye and let it go. However, Kuanglu couldn't stand it after all, and made an appointment with Qi Wei. If the situation didn't change within one year, Wei Qi would return to Penglai and leave Runyu alone.

Last year, after more than three hundred years, all the dishes and cakes conceived in Qi Qi's novels have been used up. Runyu is still the same as before, but she can't see the dishes and food.

Stephy left as promised and bid farewell to the Moon Fairy. Under the moon, the fairy grabbed her hand and was very annoyed: "Why doesn't the old nephew understand?" Such a good niece has to let go. "

Qi Wei smiled: "Nothing. Uncle, I will come to see you again in the future. "

"Good, good. Be careful on the road. When you arrive in Penglai, say hello to your father on behalf of your uncle. " Fox fairy's expression, as if the next moment tears will come down.

"Qi Qi must bring it." As soon as the words fell, Wei Qi disappeared in front of the marriage hall.

Penglai is surrounded by Daiyu Island, Qiaoyuan Island, Fanghu Island and Yingzhou Island, because there are traces of Bai Ze on Penglai Island. Bai Ze, who can speak and express the feelings of all things, is an ancient spirit beast.

Wan Qi stood in front of the army in combat suit, surrounded by a large group of troops, smiling. Cold eyes swept the enemy and jumped up. Thousands of Bai Baihe bloomed at sea, tightly wrapped in Daiyu, Qiao Yuan, Fanghu and Yingzhou. Daiyu Island and Jiaoyuan Island sent vanguard troops, and a group of Penglai children fought against Daiyu Island. On the other hand, Jiao Yuan was pinned down by Qi Jiao alone, and Penglai Xianzun set up a chessboard and settled down calmly. By the middle of the game, Daiyu and Jiao Yuan had already lost to the war. White lotus suddenly whirled around the two islands, faster and faster, and gradually lost sight. When the sea calmed down, the two islands had disappeared, leaving only more than 10 thousand lotus flowers on the sea.

Fang Hu and Yingzhou Island both saw it, and diverted water and left.

Bai Lianhua gradually moved closer to Penglai, protecting Penglai in the center.

"Dad, you can move back." Wan Qi returned to Penglai and bowed.

"Well, go home!" Penglai Xianzun got up, waved his sleeves to put away the chessboard, stretched out his hand and pulled Qi Qi to Penglai House, and said, "That little heavenly emperor, do you want to go back and find him?"

"Daughter, like him." Stephy followed the Penglai Xianzun and cleverly replied, "However, Ozawa said he didn't have to look for him."

Penglai Xianzun smoothed his white beard and smiled faintly: "Did it reveal the secret to you again?"

Qi Wei just laughed.

The next afternoon, Qi Qi sat on the highest rock in Penglai Island and looked blankly at the western sky. A lion with two horns on its head and a little goatee lay at her feet and fell asleep.

About three hours later, it was getting dark. Qi Qi woke up the sleeping little beast, lost and angry: "When do you think he will come?" He won't come at all? "

The sleepy little beast looked at Qi Wei innocently and said, You've been waiting for tens of thousands of years, can't you wait for a while?

Qiqi glared at it and threatened to hit it: "Are you mocking me?"

The little beast suddenly got up and ran, followed by Wei Qi: "Don't run!" "It didn't feel right until it ran far away, and it didn't really want to hit it. Will it not know? I turned and hurried back, only to see the west, where spiritual strength gathered. Qi Wei immediately conjured up a table of exquisite refreshments and sat on the floor to make tea.

Runyu appeared at the right time, dressed in white, gently accompanied by the sunset, amazing time. ...

Qi Hua closed his eyes and poured tea into the opposite cup. He was in no hurry: "Why did Your Majesty the Emperor of Heaven come to Penglai?"

Runyu didn't mean to sit down, but she wasn't always cold: "I came here today to ask Shao Qi for help."

"The word' beg' is really unworthy. Heaven has something to do, just say it. " Wan Qi stopped the action and looked up at Runyu.

Run Yu also looked at her and looked at her four eyes: "nephew, the water in his body is fighting with the spirit of fire, which hurts his heart and needs thousands of years of pure water system to save him."

Stephy turned his head, picked up the teacup and took a sip of tea: "So the Emperor of Heaven came to beg me to save him?"

Runyu hesitated: "Yes. Please also ask Shao Qi for help. "

"To heal the wounded and rescue the dying, the original is a good thing. But I'm not related to that child. Why should I give up ten thousand years of training for him? " Qiqi toyed with the teacup in his hand and was in no hurry.

Runyu observed Wei Qi's little moves and tried: "There are conditions."

Qiqi smiled smugly, stood up and said to Runyu, "Conditions can't be said to be conditions. As long as His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven turns this irrelevant career into a relative, naturally I can't agree. "

Runyu looked straight at the person in front of her, and she looked straight at herself. After so many years, no one dares to do so. For a long time, she said, "How about we immediately announce to the six Taoist circles that we accept you as the queen of heaven?"

Wei Qi smiled contentedly and said sincerely, "Since I became the child's aunt, I naturally saved him, not to mention my cultivation all my life."

"okay. Then set off. " Runyu turned around and cast a spell to leave.

Qi Wei also cast spells to catch up.

The two went to Xufeng and Jinmen to find a place to live, and Qiqi conveyed spiritual strength and cultivation to the egret. After that, Feng Hsu and Kim thanked her. She only said: "It is only entrusted by the child's uncle, and it is not easy to refuse."

Outside, Runyu stood in the yard and saw her staggering out, posing as if she wanted to help.

"I have nothing to do." Wan Qi stood and smiled and shook his head. "But this time, I didn't say goodbye to my father, so I need to go back. I hope your majesty will not forget what he said that day and propose to me in Penglai as soon as possible. "

Runyu looked at her, neither happy nor sad: "naturally."

A few days later, Stephy appeared in the backyard of Xuan Ji Palace, her hair tied with a peach blossom hairpin, followed by a Bai Ze.

At that time, Runyu was staring at a piece of gravel in the corner of the yard.

While he was unprepared, she took out the red rope on her chest and tied it to his ankle by magic.

Run jade eyes instantly locked on her, see her dress, just like the first time I saw Kim, his face suddenly livid. The spell untied the red rope on her feet, jumped in front of her, pulled open the hairpin on her head, made her hair black, and then splashed ink like silk.

Qi Wei was startled by his expression and took a small step back, but she was caught back to her original position. Looking at each other, he asked, "What do you want?"

My heart was pounding involuntarily, but I pretended to be calm: "After a few days, you didn't send anyone to my Penglai to propose marriage. I ... I can do anything for you. But, but what about you? "

"Can you do anything for me?" Run jade continue to ask, also deliberately close to some.

Wan Qi nodded firmly. The next moment, he was picked up by the middle, carried into the room and laid down on the white jade bed.

Hand gently caressed her cheek, pinched her chin down, and smiled evil: "If you look carefully, it will still look good."

Qi noodles don't change color: "that's natural."

He stopped suddenly, left her body and sat with his back to her.

"What's the matter! What's the matter with you? What's the matter? Runyu, what's wrong with you? " Wei Qi sat up and asked in a playful and coquettish tone, gently tugging at his sleeve.

He turned and looked her straight in the eye. "How can you call me by my first name?"

"Then I will scream, and I will be punished if I want to fight. Whatever you want. " Wan Qi raised his head slightly and looked fearless.

Then, she was pushed again, and the other party moved quickly. Unconsciously, she closed her eyes, but the person pressing on her stopped moving.

"Are you afraid?" His voice tickles my ears.

Open your eyes and seriously look at this handsome face in front of you. Without losing the slightest momentum: "Who is afraid!" The sudden kiss caught him off guard.

Lying down again, they both blushed and went straight into their ears.

"Have you thought about it?" He asked.

"I would have thought it over. In this life, either don't marry or don't love. " She answered, and then asked, "You want to kick down the ladder, can't you go back on your word?"

"No. Just in the future, don't learn brocade again. " He suddenly cast a spell and their clothes gradually dissipated.

Early in the morning, well-dressed Runyu tucked the quilt into the corner while she was still sleeping, looked at her quietly and smiled faintly. Turned to go to the meeting, just opened the door, Kuang Lou stood outside the house, holding his favorite tea. He turned and closed the door, turned and walked to her, took the tea, gulped it down, and handed the teacup back to Kuang Lou. Then I walked past Kuang Lu, stopped after only a few steps, turned my back on her and said, "Kuang Lu, I am very lucky to have you with me these years." From now on, you can stay in this Xuan Ji Palace if you want, but you don't want to stay. This seat will definitely find you another good position. "

"I know." Behind him, Kuang Lou smiled with tears. After all, he has someone who can really accompany him, and she is happy for him.

In the evening, Runyu returned to Xuan Ji Palace and heard that Kuang Lou had left and returned to his father.

When she entered the room, Qi Wei had already prepared dinner and was sitting at the table waiting for him. When I saw him, I immediately got up and ran to him, laughing and tying the red rope in my hand to his left wrist.

Make sure it is tied, look up and say seriously, "I tied it myself." You can't solve it by magic. You have the ability to untie yourself. "

Runyu looked at the red rope on her wrist, frowned slightly, and created an identical red rope, learning to tie it to Wan Qi. After tying it, I nodded with satisfaction: "This is only fair."

Said he walked to the table? Sit down and start eating.

Qi Wei looked at the red rope on her wrist and smiled from the heart.

"Don't come, have dinner with us!"

Hearing this, Ji Haoshun returned to the table and sat down. Seeing each other eating with relish, Qi Qi coughed twice and pretended to say, "What's the matter, do you regret wasting so many delicious things before?"

Runyu stopped the action of picking up food and leaned against Qi Wei: "What is there to regret? You are in this seat, and you are worried that there will be no delicious food in the future? "

"I don't care what I am. If I am yours, then you are mine. This is fair! " Wei Qi looked at him and said rightfully.

"So, good." He smiled.

Qi Wei immediately turned her head and covered her face with her hand: "Don't laugh, my heart is in a mess!" "

Runyu couldn't help laughing. This girl, how can she be so cute?

A hundred days later, the Emperor of Heaven got married and married Qituo, the little Lord of Penglai, as the queen of heaven, and the six realms celebrated together.

Because Qiqi is Bai Lianhua, the wedding is arranged by wreaths, and finally flowers bloom and butterflies dance.