Why doesn't anyone write the novel that the Northeast is the overbearing president?

First, the accent of the northeast people is too strong, and the accent of the northeast people has a sense of humor, which is easy to lead people astray. In the articles of overbearing presidents, men are always overbearing, strong and irresistible. We can often see the classic quotations of these overbearing presidents:

1. Woman, you have successfully caught my attention.

Woman, you are playing with fire.

3. You are a grinding leprechaun.

You can't leave me without my permission.

5. Three minutes, I want all the information about this woman.

6. You are such a damn woman.

7. I am in love with you.

It's your pleasure to be liked by me.

9. If you can't spend the million dollars, don't go home tonight.

10. Woman, you are challenging my patience.

Think about the above ten sentences in a northeastern tone. If you can't think of them, think of the tone of Shen Teng and Sha Yi. This sense of disobedience is too strong. If the author really writes like this, then the article of overbearing chairman is no longer an article of overbearing chairman, but a funny article. Moreover, the smell of northeast people's speech can easily lead people astray. In fact, if you think about it carefully, the author of the novel will not specify where the man is from, nor will he stipulate whether the man is from Northeast China, Sichuan or Henan, because if the man is too grounded, it will not meet the setting of the overbearing president. When we read romance novels, we can also feel that the articles of overbearing presidents have a certain sense of distance from reality. In addition, the strong accent of the northeast people can turn silent novels into audio novels, because we will automatically substitute human voices. If the woman drinks milk with a circle of milk on her mouth, how should the overbearing president react? Woman, aren't you lovely? . And if it is the overbearing president of the northeast, it will become? Look at your inner bear color (sh m: I)? Suddenly there is a smell.

Second, men in Northeast China love their wives and admit their fear in front of them. In the overbearing chairman's article, the quarrel between men and women should be like this. The woman broke up with the man, and the man said he was domineering. Woman, you have three minutes to take that back, or you will regret it? . Northeasters, on the other hand, have a rough temper and know how to love their wives. They don't have the strength to bully the president, so they can't bully. If you have to quarrel with your girlfriend in the northeast, you must say the most arrogant words in the most overbearing tone.

Summing up the above information, we can draw the conclusion that, first of all, the northeast people bring their own sand sculpture atmosphere, and there is no overbearing power of the overbearing president. Secondly, the northeast people have a strong accent, and there will be no overbearing CEO who speaks with an accent in romance novels. Just like when we watch TV, the overbearing CEO in it speaks standard Mandarin, and the northeast people don't have an accent when they speak Mandarin. Finally, Northeasters are distressed by their girlfriends and can't say anything domineering and powerful to them.

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