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Who says the difference between a wife and a lover?

Wife is a man's underwear, lover is a man's coat,

Although the coat is beautiful, it is for outsiders to see. No matter how bad the underwear is, it is next to the skin after all.

Wife is a man's rain umbrella, lover is a man's rain cape,

Umbrella can not only keep out the rain, but also protect against the sun. Have you ever seen anyone wearing a poncho to help the sun?

A wife is a man's shirt, and a lover is a man's tie. You can wear a shirt without a tie, but have you ever met a man who only wears a tie without a shirt?

A wife is a man's boiled water, and a lover is a man's coffee.

Although boiled water is colorless and tasteless, it is indispensable.

Although coffee is fragrant and refreshing, I have never met anyone who only drinks coffee without water.

Wife is a man's staple food, and lover is a man's non-staple food.

Non-staple food can only be tasted, and the staple food is longevity dinner.

The wife is a man's traditional Chinese medicine, and the lover is a man's western medicine.

Although the curative effect of traditional Chinese medicine is slow, it can cure the root cause, and the curative effect of western medicine is fast, but it has side effects.

Wife is a man's cash, lover is a man's letter and card,

Although cash is inconvenient, it can be used anywhere.

Credit cards generally don't show off, they can only show off where to brush.

It's good to be a wife. You should know that your wife is with you all the way. She is your lover, and she is the best lover. It is most precious to find someone who lives with you. Lovers are only temporary spiritual sustenance, and there is no long-term guarantee. The most precious thing is that she can accompany you for a lifetime. When you are old, only she can accompany you to protect you. Is it okay to love someone? Zhenxi's own wife