How to send a humorous circle of friends with a stomachache?

1, I have a stomachache for one day. How many people have I killed in my last life? This life has given me a stomachache.

My stomach hurts in the middle of the night and I can't breathe. I have stopped eating spicy food, but porridge suits me.

3, eating hot pot is cold for a while, and the stomachache is really uncomfortable.

4, drink coffee to refresh yourself for a while, and after two hours, you will start to feel stomachache and nausea, but this new product is delicious.

5, diarrhea before going to bed, and now I am so hungry that I don't take medicine. Coffee is really poisonous, okay, I quit!

I have a terrible stomachache. I went to the drugstore to buy stomach medicine. The clerk asked me to go to the hospital for gastroscopy. It is impossible to do gastroscopy.

7. I have a stomachache at midnight. I cried. I didn't eat anything. Why do I have a stomachache?