Humorous sentences that break the deadlock

I also attended a high school reunion a few days ago, and everyone recalled the stupid things they had done at school. In order not to let everyone sit separately, they didn't even sit in the private room, but all gathered in the hall. The teacher also told interesting stories made by students before, and everyone laughed. There are also rich officials among the classmates. These officials who made a fortune finally jumped out when they were rushing to pay the bill, and they all fought with everyone in front. In fact, this kind of party has been held many times, and the recalled jokes have been told many times. I don't know why I still find it funny. Later, many guests in the lobby came to drink with us, saying that when they saw us, they thought of themselves. ....

Humorous sentences that break the deadlock

First of all, I need this clove of garlic for such a big market in jiaozi. Stay.

Second, I have a little thought, but I don't lack it; I have a good temper, but not without it!

Third, when is the time to hug each other? I'm watching.

Fourth, money is not everything, and sometimes you need a credit card.

The government thinks about how to tax reasonably, the boss thinks about how to avoid taxes reasonably, and I think about how to sleep reasonably!

Six, brother ku melon basket over the wide ditch, basket leakage brother panic melon rolling ditch, brother wide ditch melon basket buckle, melon basket leakage brother complain ditch.

Seven, see other people's twenties property over one hundred million, one billion, several billion, I will be five million, or pixels.

8. Pessimists are defeated by themselves first, and then by life; An optimist conquers himself first, then life.

Do you think I'll watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

Ten, as long as the sunrise appears before sunset, as long as it arrives before class.

I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, I actually streaked for too many years as a chef!

Twelve, the difference between working and starting a business: you can resign if you can't get along with your job, and the boss can only jump off the building if you can't get along.

Thirteen, the imperial edict: Fengtian brings goods, and the emperor summons: now no shit is allowed for three years, and no shit is allowed with paper. Paper is only three feet long until you die. I admire this!

Fourteen, how far is forever? Get out, boy!

Fifteen, no money, no power, no longer good to you, can you come with me?

Sixteen, according to the pig's aesthetic, I am basically a beauty.

Seventeen, Korean scholars believe that the Monkey King is actually a Korean fairy, because he used a stick!

Eighteen years old, I think, the brightest smile in my life is probably dedicated to my computer screen.

Nineteen, it's too hot, I have less urine!

Twenty, as Lan Yan, I suddenly understand that Lan Yan is exercising her boyfriend's obligations but has no fucking boyfriend's rights!

2 1. Dissatisfaction is a kind of vacancy substitute, which makes people have the desire to climb up constantly in comparison.

Twenty-two, ability is like melon seeds, you can only take it out by biting your teeth.

23. Failure is the mother of success. If he fails, your son does not know how to help.

I can't find my tie again. Didn't you find a rag yesterday?

Twenty-five, go to the pizza shop to buy pizza! The waiter asked me whether to cut it into pieces or pieces. I thought about it and said, have a piece! Can't eat all the pieces!

Twenty-six, in fact, being single is also quite good, and there is no need to explain who you are with.

Twenty-seven, many people, once missed, are strangers.

The future is bright, the road is tortuous, it is easy to work, difficult to make money, easy to fall in love and difficult to get along with.

Twenty-nine, I will try to be your favorite type, and then I will die without you.

The first word in all kinds of English vocabulary books is dislike. Do you want to tell everyone: give up?

Discipline yourself and leave others alone.

Thirty-two, accumulate over a long period, which may lead to an outbreak; And if it breaks out for a long time, it may lead to collapse.

33. You love your center of the earth, and I love your liver. Actually, I like your safe. I love your heart, your lungs and only your safe.

Thirty-four, planting grass does not make people lie down, it is better to replant cactus!

Thirty-five, rich people hold a money field, and those who have no money go home and take money to hold a money field.

Love is like a ghost. Many people believe it, but few people see it.

Thirty-seven, the work is already too tired, why bother to suffer for her; Think about being nice to him, think about being punished, I'm embarrassed to say, bye-bye my girl.

38. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

Thirty-nine, birds are big, and there are all kinds of Woods.

Forty, eat mountain air, eat air, it seems that I have to climb down and eat.

Forty-one, as long as people are separated, people who are familiar with each other will gradually alienate.

Forty-two, baby, don't cry. Your tears are my pearls. If I lose one, I will feel bad. Don't lose my pearls, let them shine in your heart.

43. Women are made of water, men are made of mud, and Li Junji and Chris Lee are both made of cement.

Forty-four-year-old Eight Immortals crossed the ocean in search of their mother. Please fasten your seat belt when the Eight Immortals cross the sea.

I think I will accompany you to the market every day in the future.

Forty-six, I want to sweep the floor, and I will never wash the dishes. If I want to wash the dishes, I will never sweep the floor. Both? You think I'm an alien!

47. Time is for wandering, body is for loving, life is for forgetting, and soul is for singing.

48. Don't tell me. Many people tell me.

49. You want to scold me now, which shows that you don't know me, but after you know me, you will want to hit me.

My wallet is like an onion. I burst into tears every time I opened it.

Fifty-one, how to lose weight without eating?

52. Youth is like toilet paper. It looks a lot, but it's not enough.

Fifty-three, April Fool's Day confession is simply weak, and Tomb-Sweeping Day's confession is king! Because ... if rejected ... you can say that ... Ah, I was possessed just now!

Fifty-four, men fool women, called flirting; Women fool men, called seduction; Men and women fool each other, which is called love.

55. When human beings think, God smiles. The boss gets angry when subordinates think about it. Children think, adults worry.

56. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

57. Gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.

Fifty-eight, my wife is pregnant. I called my father to report the good news and said excitedly, Dad, you are going to be a grandson!

Fifty-nine, there's nothing wrong with you. It's your parents who have caused you this way!

Sixty, youth is a long journey, and you can't go back; Youth is an unforgettable encounter; Youth is a kind of pain, too late.

Life, what is broken from the outside is pressure, and what is broken from the inside is growth.

First, eggs, what is broken from the outside is food, and what is broken from the inside is life; Life, what is broken from the outside is pressure, and what is broken from the inside is growth.

Second, life seems to contain too many feelings, too many regrets and too many frustrations. This life is a process of continuous cultivation. Everything is experience, and everything is growth. The people you meet and the things you experience are all aimed at making you a better yourself step by step.

Third, the best thing in life is to understand while walking. Many things, in the past, were destined to become stories; Many people, when they leave, are destined to become old friends. Looking up at the sky is a direction, overlooking the road is a sober; It is a kind of courage to look up and do things, and it is a kind of confidence to look down.

Fourth, give up your past self appropriately and let your mind mature. At every stage of life, there will be all kinds of crises. Only by giving up outdated concepts and habits in the past can we smoothly enter the next stage of life.

Five, the four realms of life: first, unspeakable pain; The second is to laugh without saying a word; The third is to be fascinated and not lose; The fourth is to be surprised but not chaotic!

Sixth, if the water is turbid again, it will be exceptionally clear as long as it has been precipitated for a long time. No matter how stupid a person is, he can rewrite his destiny as long as he works hard enough. Don't be angry that the starting point is too low, that's just the origin where we stand. Life is a long game, some people laugh at the beginning, and some people win at the end.

Seven, life is like tai chi, everything can't be rushed, obey the law. Practical efforts, a virtuous circle. Success means doing simple things repeatedly, doing repetitive things with your heart, creating your own style, and don't forget your initiative. I think everything will be the best arrangement!

Eight, before a word is exported, you are its master, and after it is exported, it is your master. Nails can be pulled out of the board, but words can't be taken back. Think more, think more, listen more, watch more, and be careful what you say and do. The advantage of doing this is to make yourself less regretful.

Nine, many things, not what you want, you can do. A lot of things can be obtained even if you don't want them. Many people can stay if they don't stay. Don't take everything so seriously. Life is most afraid of wanting to care about everything, but can't catch anything. Lost scenery, lost people, and no desire to wait all live at the end of fate. Why be too persistent? What should come will come naturally, and what should go will not stay. Let go of obsession, fate is the best life.

Ten, life is to have it while losing it; Give up while choosing. Strange today, familiar yesterday; What you remember now will be forgotten later. Life didn't choose you, you chose life.

Two-part allegorical saying of breaking casserole

insist on getting to the bottom of the matter

Casserole: a pot made of clay and sand, which is not easy to change chemically with acid and alkali. It is often used for cooking or decocting medicine. Homophonic with "question": it is a metaphor to ask the truth with cracks on ceramics, glass and other utensils.

The text is homophonic with the text, and the allusion is: "Breaking the casserole-asking the bottom" because the text is homophonic with the text. When you break the casserole, you will see a long crack from the edge of the pot to the bottom of the pot. "Asking the bottom" is also called "Wen Di Di"

This is a mantra that people often say: casserole is a pot made of clay, which is often used as an instrument for boiling Chinese medicine or simmering hot pot in winter. This pot will break easily if you are not careful, and it will crack to the end. In fact, it should be "breaking the casserole grain to the end", that is, it has been cracked to the bottom, and then it has become "asking the end"

Multi-homophonic xiehouyu recommendation

Bags in the air-pretend to be crazy (pretend to be windy)

Song Jiang's strategist-useless (Wu Yong)

The old woman went to the henhouse-idiot (running eggs)

The straw hat seller lost his pole-be careful (leave the rope)

Brother is not at home-come on (sister-in-law)

Nephew plays with lanterns-as usual (according to uncle)

Rain hits Huangmei's head-bad luck (falling plum)

Half cotton-no talking (no bullets)

Bald man with an umbrella-lawlessness (lawlessness)

A short transition-inner peace (submerged heart)

Horse shops buy pigs-not like this (there is no market)

December weather-hands and feet (frozen hands and feet)

A father kowtows to his son-hang it all (hang it all)

Toilet or stone-cause public outrage (cause public feces)

Wear a fur coat backwards-pretend (pretend to be a sheep)

Confucius moved-lost all his books.

Pregnant women walking on a wooden bridge-taking risks (desperate)

Grandma's dead son-no redemption (no uncle)

My husband slapped me-bleak (my wife was cold)

Towel for Scholars —— Bao Bo (Bao Shu)

The tortoise climbed the threshold-but look at this (but look at this turn)

It's not surprising that the needle is still picking out towels.

Punch holes in bamboo with a blunt knife-hard (difficult to open)

Tie a chicken feather to a telephone pole-how dare you (such a big duster)

Knock the melon seeds and knock the worms-everyone has it (everyone has it)

Crutches at intersections-you can't be a master (you can't be a crutch)

Chatting at the Salt Shop-Nothing to do (nothing to do with salt)

Zhang Tianshi doesn't need a boat to cross the sea-it has its own laws.

Blow the horn-fame is outside (singing is outside)

Dragon God moved-awesome (away from the sea)

Laojiu's Brother-Honesty (Old Ten)

Empty coffin burial-arrogance (no one in the Woods)

An Interpretation of the Meta-rules in The Wang Ba Bell

Wear gloves in June-conservative (hand protection)

Raw peanuts-be sure to make noise (be sure to fry)

The cobbler has no awl-real thread (needle and thread)

He Jia's girl married Zheng Jialai-just right (Zheng He)

Monastery-Temple (Miao)

Washing Huang Lian by the River-Why bother (the river is bitter)

Blind people wear glasses-false intelligence (pretending to be smart)

Dreams become butterflies-daydreaming (wanting to fly)

Monkeys learn to walk-fake (fake orangutans)

Hardcover Maotai-Long Time (Good Wine)

Spider trawling-selfish (self-silk)

Blind people with blind people-busy plus busy (blind plus blind people)

Long live a nosebleed-Zhen Hong (I am red)

Breaking the Casserole-Asking to the End (Tattooing to the End)

Walking in the watermelon field-seeing the source on both sides (seeing the circle on both sides)

Take off your old shoes for new ones-turn over a new page (turn over a new page)

Talking about breaking the comfort zone Talking about getting out of the comfort zone.

1, it is really difficult and painful to get out of the comfort zone, but only in this way can we see a wider world and more of ourselves. Everything has advantages and disadvantages, which is why the ancients said that they were unhappy and did not feel sorry for themselves. What profound wisdom is this? I love my motherland.

2. Strong-willed people are different. When others see insurmountable obstacles, they see challenges that need to be overcome. Don't ask for attention, don't live in the past, don't bow to fear, don't be arrogant, don't envy, don't stay in the comfort zone. This willpower is an emotional intelligence.

3. Step out of the protective cover and jump out of the comfort zone. All experiences will make you grow up quickly and become stronger, thus making the future road more firm! As long as you firmly believe this, always have confidence in yourself! Only children are vulnerable. The more frustrated, the braver, the more so.

When I was young, I didn't understand why some people were afraid of ghosts and I knew it was useless. I chose not to look, even more afraid not to look, but I still didn't look. Now I understand the corresponding relationship between not looking at my eyes and not wanting to be in my comfort zone. I choose not to look, but I still don't look, knowing that it is useless.

The goal set for myself at the beginning of the year is to get out of the comfort zone of life slowly. When I received the seal carved by God. Just left the comfortable living environment. The future is beautiful.

6. There are many people in the world who are worse than you. Young people should step out of their comfort zone and go out to fight!

7. Real stability is that you plan ahead before the storm comes and seize the opportunity to study and grow crazily, instead of saying that sparrows don't know that the building will fall down, and in your best years, they are satisfied with superiority and comfort zone.

8. I am too obsessed with my comfort zone to try the unfamiliar, unknown and uncontrollable, and then it is meaningless to be myself for 20 years.

9. I am afraid of my age at a young age, mostly because I am mediocre and afraid of the unknown world. Speaking of low, I still refuse to get out of my comfort zone and start a new journey. Physical age can never be resisted, but youth in lifestyle is always in your own hands.

10 No matter what kind of environment we are in, we can communicate with others sincerely and enthusiastically, dare to expose our true and soft self, actively create value for others, and reach out to others with curiosity and an open mind. Everyone can break through their comfort zone and make friends with excellent people.

1 1, people are sometimes quite contradictory. In my previous life, I wanted to change my environment, get out of my comfort zone, jump out of my previous life circle for a while, occasionally miss my previous life, and even push it back to the beginning. Anyway, I felt quite happy at first.

12, what makes people very bitter and helpless is that some people who are born with a positive WTO entry personality, their careers happen to be their hobbies, their family conditions are excellent, and their emotional progress and career opportunities are good to ridicule my sigh. He felt that I didn't actively think about countermeasures and took the initiative to get out of the comfort zone. But I really don't have your advantages. You may not have experienced my comfort zone. I just want to live a quiet life.

13, if you want to succeed, you must work hard every day. Although your efforts may not be successful, you must give up some failures, leave your comfort zone and do things that ordinary people can't imagine.

14, I want to push myself out of my comfort zone, so there are many things to do, many things to do. Now I find that the second college has very low requirements and high course density, but the content is very simple, like a grand and huge learning ceremony led by a master, which can't achieve the purpose of urging me to study with external coercion.

15, it takes a lot of courage to get out of the psychological comfort zone. Start slowly, stick to it, and you will get something. Remember, the key is that you really do it and push yourself over the hurdle of doing nothing.

16, people who encourage themselves in their hearts are not afraid, but they are still very uneasy. People are always dependent. People don't want to be straight when they are propped up, but they always have to leave their comfort zone. Facing all kinds of changes, come on!

17, people who aspire to it are different. When others see insurmountable obstacles, they see challenges that need to be overcome. This willpower is an emotional intelligence. Don't seek attention, don't be arrogant, don't envy and hate, and don't stay in the comfort zone.

18, people who can actively jump out of the comfort zone may get better and better, otherwise, it is no use.

19, thinking in many ways can really make people learn a lot. That's what people do. They need to constantly jump out of their comfort zone and get in touch with some fields and exercises, and naturally they will gradually complete their understanding of the world.

20. Anyway, get out of the comfort zone as soon as possible and take the first step. There are too many things to learn, so we should make a breakthrough.

2 1. Strikes and failures are stepping stones to success, not stumbling blocks. The harder you work, the luckier you are; The more disciplined, the better. Success = efforts+correct methods+less empty talk. Think carefully before you make a decision. Once you make a decision, you should go ahead and stick to it. Only by constantly jumping out of the comfort zone can we grow into a better self than in the past.

22, trying to chase dreams ~ I have been confused and have the courage to break through and jump out of my comfort zone! You are so handsome! Hold on.

23. I want to make the most expensive and unpalatable ice cream in summer. I will be put in the corner of the freezer and stay in the comfort zone forever.

24. Many things can only be realized by giving up, and many decisions have to be made by yourself. This time, you must be hard on yourself and jump out of your comfort zone.

25. Don't stay in the comfort zone for too long. Once the goal is set, go straight ahead. Do not hesitate. In those two years, because of you, I found my inferiority complex and gained a sense of accomplishment. Because of inferiority, because of comparison, I tried to climb up to be as good as you and learn from you, so I began to make up my mind that young teachers should pursue fame and gain, which became my motto. In this school, I have been prepared for three years of hardship, and I will never forget the motivation you brought me! So, my favorite friends, come on.

26. Strikes and failures are stepping stones to success, not stumbling blocks. Things that can make you better may not be easy at first, but you can grow as long as you persist. Laziness corrupts people's minds. Only by constantly jumping out of the comfort zone can we grow into a better self than in the past. Success = efforts+correct methods+less empty talk. When a person stands on tiptoe to get close to the sunshine, the whole world can't stop his sunshine.

27. People should jump out of the comfort zone, meet their best and most powerful self, go to the school they want to go to and go to the city they want to go to. Although many people find it incredible, although many people euphemistically say, come on, I still want to try my best so that I won't regret it. What if I can do it?