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1. You may be stylish in society, but I am not your partner.

2. As long as your spirit does not decline, you will always win more than you lose.

3. I can get you, but I can also destroy you.

4. There are many love stories in ancient times, but (next88) there are many love accidents in contemporary times.

5. Rain in the middle of the night, clouds in the middle of the night, and shouting in the middle of the night are even more scary.

6. The face of an angel and the body of a devil describe me.

7. Rich people will eventually get married, but poor people will suffer throughout their lives.

8. Only in the zoo do I feel like a human being.

9. When it comes to gaining weight, you have to focus on your waist or chest.

10. Always happy, but forget why you are happy.

11. Eating, drinking and having fun are goods, but sharing joy and sorrow is a wife.

12. Holding a kitchen knife in hand to cut the wires, sparks and lightning along the way.

13. "It is noon on the day of weeding". You are the one who is weeding and I am the noon.

14. I guessed the beginning, but I couldn’t guess the ending.

15. Even if you are already famous and have a master, I will still take care of you.

16. Give me a bed and I can sleep until the world ends.

17. Don’t laugh at me because I have no taste and say it’s tasteless just because you have no taste.

18. The garden is filled with spring scenery and cannot be contained, so I lure the red apricots out of the wall.

19. It’s the son who can’t control it, but it’s the daughter who can’t control it.

20. The mountain cannon is what you are, but you are more decent than the mountain cannon.

21. I won’t cry for you, my mascara is too expensive.

22. In this world, sincerity is already scarce, so it should be frugal.

23. I got acne when I was young, but got a pimple when I grow up.

24. Talking about money doesn’t hurt feelings, but talking about feelings hurts money the most.

25. Every woman will always fall in love with a certain man.

26. I want stable happiness that can use life as its length.

27. Big head, thick neck, and moves like a pig!

28. I wanted to get up and leave the mortal world, but my shadow fell into the world.

29. There is no grass anywhere in the world, so why bother with a piece of garlic.

30. In the dream, I didn’t know that I was a guest, but when I woke up, I felt like I was in Nanke.

31. Are your eyes spasmed? Or have you been blind for a long time?

32. A brother’s love lasts a lifetime. You will win the battle.

33. There are not enough days left during your vacation, please top up in time.

34. Who will love you like a wild horse and give you grassland and distance.

35. Never curse. Because I have strong hands-on ability!

36. In this world, sincerity is scarce, so we should be frugal.

37. It’s popular to like each other recently. Do you want to give it a try?

38. It’s cold and it takes a lot of courage to even get up.

39. Don’t use honey traps on me, otherwise I will take advantage of them.

40. A big gold chain and a small watch, and three small barbecue meals a day.

41. I’m back, I’ve had enough wandering, now it’s time for me to leave.

42. Look up, like a child who has never been exposed to sunlight.

43. There are many ways to make money, but it is definitely not your kind!

44. Deep love lasts for a long time, and everything except death is betrayal.

45. Either play for fun and don’t take it seriously, or fall in love and get married.

46. Block people a little bit every day and live a happier life!

47. Is there anyone who doesn’t want to think about it in the morning and doesn’t want to sleep at night?

48. Give me the sadness you can’t bear in life!

49. When the battery runs out, love will automatically shut down.

50. I just pity you because you climb up as soon as you see the pole.

51. I wanted to turn around gracefully, but I didn’t expect to hit the wall in style.

52. Don’t be homesick after leaving society. You can’t rely on your parents for everything.

53. Instead of planting grass for people to lie on, it is better to plant cacti instead.

54. Farewell does not mean loss, but a new beginning.

55. The water of the Yangtze River is wave after wave, and each generation becomes more wavelike.

56. I live like a pig every day but I envy the figure of a dog.

57. A vigorous life is like a mediocre life.

58. A man who can cheat will definitely look good in ballet.

59. If there weren’t so many scammers, I would have sold my kidney long ago!

60. Others have a background, but we have a back view.

61. Since ancient times, no one has died. *** I die first and then I die.

62. I only have one, so just cherish it.

63. Don’t say I’m short, it’s not easy to grow so short.

64. Don’t look back when you leave, and don’t look for me in the future.

65. There is no grass anywhere in the world, it’s just that my brother doesn’t want to look for it.

66. I am lonely, but I don’t need you to help me.

67. I am born with talent and will be useful. A mouse’s son can dig holes.

68. One day, when I have the power, I will kill everyone in the world who has failed me.

69. To do push-ups or burpees, that is the question.

70. I am the emperor in Langjie, who can try to show off in front of me?

71. The natives on both sides of the Taiwan Strait can’t help crying, so let’s meet at Uniqlo.

72. It doesn’t matter whether you can lift the breeze or not, I just like you!

73. No matter how miserable we are, we are still happy as a couple.

74. I like fairy tales because I regard them as childhood.

75. Standing at the crossroads of life, I am even more hesitant.

76. Asking what love is in the world will only teach people all kinds of jealousy.

77. I am a human and you are a dog, how can you walk with me!

78. A person without a lover is a waste, but a person with too many lovers is an animal.

79. Youth is dedicated to the small wine table, and you will drink it all the time.

80. A pretentious, boring, useless dog who doesn’t have enough capital to step aside.

81. People need face, trees need bark, and telephone poles need cement.

82. Women can’t lose weight, and men can’t quit sex.

83. Vacation is just a change of study place, that’s all.

84. As soon as my girlfriend said she missed me, I knew she was hungry again.

85. Although the bird is small, it plays with the whole sky.

86. I’ll take you to show off, take you to fly, and take you to get stuck in the garbage!

87. I can’t tell you what’s good about you, I just want to see you take a shower.

88. Apart from teeth, there is also love that makes people unable to extricate themselves.

89. Everyone loves the rich second generation, but the poor second generation is unbearably lonely.

90. Let me show off and let you fly. Take you to the garbage dump.

91. How to lose someone who has never owned anyone.

92. There is nothing that cannot be overcome, only that there is no going back.

93. You play with your customization, and I play with my formatting.

94. Galen laughed when he was riding in the world of mortals. Jiawen knew it was Zhao Xin coming.

95. Don’t cry in front of my grave, it will ruin my path to reincarnation.

96. Lovers will eventually get married, and there are countless heartless people.

97. How many people laugh and laugh on the outside but think *** silently in their hearts.

98. Various postures and various bows, various ditties and various highs.

99. Sometimes there are things that are happier not knowing than knowing.

100. When you laugh, you cry; when you cry, you laugh.

101. When I am sad, the world is so fucking old.

102. Don’t show off to labor and management, you don’t have the capital to show off.

103. We can never run away from time, but we keep moving forward.

104. Luck is when opportunity happens to hit your hard work.

105. I feel cute when I wake up in the morning without taking any medicine!

106. If I don’t speak first when spring comes, no insect will dare to make a sound.

107. What you think is personality is actually blind.

108. It’s unlucky for me to meet you at my most beautiful age.

109. A man has a little money in his pocket but not enough money below his waist.

110. In the final analysis, we are all just passers-by in the world of mortals.

111. I regard money as dirt, and my father regards me as a cesspit.

112. Follow your own path and occasionally copy other people’s paths.

113. Make chopsticks in your next life, so you won’t be lonely.

114. If you don’t fall in love on Baidu, you will be perverted on Douban.

115. As long as you dance well with a hoe, there is no corner that cannot be dug down.

116. After drinking Beshengyuan slimming tea, my breasts suddenly disappeared.

117. If you have wine now, you will be drunk now. If the road is bumpy, don’t retreat.