2022 Tik Tok can make people laugh. What are the fascinating humorous sentences of Tik Tok?

1. I can't believe that those fat cells that I have been eating and drinking all day, when I was about to freeze to death in the cold wind, they pretended not to understand. They didn't want to set themselves on fire to keep me warm. Their hearts are so cold. Raised a group of baiwenhang.

Poverty has limited me so much, why not limit my weight?

I really envy those people with short legs. The quilt can be covered horizontally and vertically, and can be folded in half when it feels cold in winter!

When you are in a bad mood, you should chat with the aunts in the community. Within a minute, you will know which building and which family are worse than you, and you will be happy in an instant!

If you don't like my temper, you can find a loophole.

6. Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself, "If I eat too much, I will die." But it turns out that I'm not afraid of death at all.

7. Look in the mirror if you have nothing to do, so that you will understand many truths, such as "if you are ugly, you should read more, and if you are ugly, you should make more progress."

8. Commitment is like farting. It was earth-shattering, and then it was pale and powerless.

9. I don't want to study, I don't want to work hard, I can't persist, I can't be single-minded, I don't know how to be grateful, and I really want to make money. Then buy a bowl

10. After several decades, we met again and sent them to the crematorium. All of them were burned to ashes, one for you and one for me. Nobody knew each other, and all of them were sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.

1 1. When I have money, I will buy two lollipops, one for you to eat and the other for you.

12. at home, I still insist on surfing the internet when I have a fever, and sneezing at school thought it was terminal cancer.

13. Do you know why beautiful women have been unlucky since ancient times? Because no one cares how long ugly people live.

14. I am jealous when I see others making money, but I have no ability, so I have to change my direction and close my eyes.

15. Modern people keep saying that they don't like to make phone calls, but in fact they can't find anyone to make phone calls. Looking through your phone records, there are only advertisements, frauds and express delivery.

16. Similarly, with binoculars, he was called a general on the battlefield and became a hooligan at home.

17. TV says: I'll give you tens of thousands and keep my daughter. The reality is: give us tens of thousands, or leave my daughter.

18. As soon as I emphasize to be a low-key person, you should clap and scream for me.

19. I am a person who is good at reflecting on myself. For example, after I slap you in the backhand, I will think about myself.

20. Every time you go to the gym, you will find that people who are better than you are still working hard. What's the use of your efforts? The purpose of getting a card is to take a bath.

2 1. "How to scold others' ancestors for eighteen generations in one sentence?" "There is something wrong with genes! "

22. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

23. Nothing is difficult in the world if you put your mind to it. Birds of a feather flock together.

24. What is a male god? It's the kind of man who thinks this life has nothing to do with you at first sight.

25. I found a thief at home in the middle of the night and stayed in bed. I also expect him to find some money in my house.

26. Life will make you suffer for a while, and after you get used to it, you will suffer for a lifetime.

27. I am different from others. I don't need money to solve anything that can be solved with money, because I have no money.

28. We don't know each other, but you can make friends with me with money.

29. I went to repair my headphones today, and the customer service helped me pick my ears. After that, I felt the sound quality was much better.

30. My mother asked me why I didn't come out to go to the toilet for so long. I didn't dare to tell her that I was fascinated by myself when I passed the mirror.

3 1. It's normal to eat the metal line to wash the pot at breakfast, which just shows that our logistics comes in strict accordance with the order of washing the pot first and then cooking.

32. People say that twisting melons is not sweet, but if you don't twist them, you won't even have a melon.

33. Why are you nearsighted? I blurred my eyes in order to look down on the world.