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Interesting sentences and short sentences

Interesting sentences and short sentences

Funny sentences and short sentences, funny people are often very popular. They are popular because they can adjust the atmosphere and won't make the party awkward. If you want to be an interesting person, you should often read some interesting sentences and short sentences. Here are some related contents that I have compiled for you.

Funny sentences 1

1, I confess that I had plastic surgery-my stomach was swollen.

The 2.6-digit password is used to protect the 3-digit balance.

3, dreams still have to be there, otherwise you will tell people when you drink too much.

4. What can I do when I am old? Square dancing is so difficult that I can't learn any of them.

5. "Do you have bad feelings?" "Shun, there is no one along the way."

6. When your life is not satisfactory, don't panic, just look at your wallet and savings and cry.

7. I met my old classmate in the street today. I didn't expect him to be so poor. I only put a dollar in the bowl.

8. Now the underground parking lot is designed like a maze, and it takes a long time to find that you don't have a car.

9. If my life is made into a movie, then I have already thought of the name of the movie, called "Poor Life".

10, every time I face delicious food, I tell myself, "If I eat too much, I will die." But it turns out that I'm not afraid of death at all.

1 1, I finally understand a truth: ugly people need to study more, no wonder everyone said at first glance that I am not the material for reading.

12, it is no exaggeration to say that if you fight me, you will have to kneel on the ground in less than five seconds. The person who pinched me begged me not to die.

13, bought a pot of mimosa today. I'm not ashamed to go home. Go back and ask the boss. The boss said, "Maybe the pot you bought is shameless."

14, I never like strangers asking me personal questions. Today, an unknown person asked me where to go, and I said, it's none of your business. Then he kicked me out of the taxi.

15. Is there love rat? I want to love you. I hope your sweet words will fascinate me. Then you lied to me, and I was sad. Since then, I have worked hard and embarked on the peak of my life.

Funny sentence short sentence 2 1, try not to make any noise if possible.

2. Brothels are full because people are lonely.

3. Don't look back, my brother only loves your back.

I will try my best to save money to buy an ATM.

With the block printing machine, you can make money quickly.

6, the beauty is in front of you, it is a sin not to soak.

7. Take a breath inside and practice fart outside.

8. Boss, give me a sad haircut! thank you

9. This wind is really obscene, which makes my mouth dry.

10, pretending to be mature is the act of dressing up in the old room.

1 1. It's really hard to go to school. I might as well play computer at home.

12, when there are legends in the rivers and lakes, I am sorry for the audience if it is not full of storms.

13, if only Shuai Neng was out of control like a fat man!

14, so lonely, even my desire broke free.

15, everything has a price, and the price of happiness is pain.

16, do you believe in Christianity or do chickens crow?

17, there are no handsome guys in the world. With high technology, it will come naturally.

18. Looking back suddenly, you haven't left yet.

19, you take your sunny road and I'll take my underground road.

20, hang out, you'll get bored sooner or later.

2 1, play a small mahjong and eat spicy food. Find a small object, life is like this.

Life is like anxiety. There is no accurate lyrics, but it is thrilling.

23, even wash your hair carefully, afraid of brain water.