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Sima Xiangru has a bad personality? Why?

three words are also idioms. "Phoenix Begging for the Phoenix" tells the story of Sima Xiangru and Zhuo Wenjun in Han Dynasty. Let's talk about this idiom and several other related idioms.

The biggest difference between the character Sima Xiangru and the writers, readers and many literary youths who mix BBS is that there is no difference. They all have no practical skills, and they don't have much money in their pockets. Fortunately, they write a post, like pop music, study clothes, eat and soak in MM, and make a very thoughtful and special appearance. In fact, they don't have much promise. There are such people in ancient times.

Sima Xiangru, a native of Chengdu, was originally called Sima Quanzi, which is the dog remnant and dog in the countryside now. When the dog Sima grew up, he felt it necessary to change his name and come out to mix. If Andy Lau was also called Liu Furong and Lu Xun was also called Zhou Zhangshou, what would it look like? Sima Dog's idol at that time happened to be Lin Xiangru who lived by mouth during the Warring States Period, so he changed the name Xiangru himself. At this time, the parents spent money to get Sima Xiangru to work in the capital emperor's security camp. It's conceivable that the young literary people were upset in the rough crowd, so they mixed with several famous young literary people such as Mei Cheng all day and wrote a famous post Zi Xufu. Why did you write a post? This is the characteristic of Sima Xiangru's posting: slow. Later, there was a young literary man named Mei Gao, who wrote very fast on the contrary, and both of them wrote equally well. Therefore, there was an idiom called "Ma Gong Mei Su" later, which described the characteristics of these two BBS writers, one was steady and the other was fast. This is a related idiom. In this way, he lost his job in the end and spent all his money. I heard that Wang Ji, a buddy of his hometown, had mixed up a Linqiong county magistrate and came to Wang Ji.

As soon as Wang Ji met, he saw that the anguish and hesitation written on the face of Sima Xiangru, a young literary man, was not because he was worried about his country and people, not because he was unemployed, but because he missed a woman. There are two things to say about picking up girls. Picking up one girl is called infatuation, and picking up too many girls is debauchery. So it's not a shame that you like to study picking up girls-if you only pick up one. Wang Ji patted his chest: Hey! Dude, you did it this time. Hey! There is a rich man in our county, Zhuo Wangsun, whose ancestors made a fortune with wire rods. Daughter Zhuo Wenjun, beautiful! Just widowed, man. Hey, if you don't hook up, I'll fuck you. Sima Xiangru a listen to, ah, the in the mind happy, Wang Jizhen be loved. Studying hard, being lofty, making friends, and seeking, all these are not just for holding a beautiful woman to enjoy a beautiful life in Qi Mei. Just when I was beautiful, I thought that I was penniless and came here for free food. If I want to pick up girls, I have to spend some money. I can't just rely on my face and talent, and I said with a sad face: I have no money. Wang Ji said it was on me.

Wang Ji, the county magistrate, is full every day, has nothing to do, is loyal, and has a research on picking up girls. At that time, he planned the whole plan with Xiangru. Every day, I went to visit each other with great fanfare, and Hexian County knew that a celebrity Sima Xiangru had come. Two of the biggest rich men in the county, Zhuo Wangsun and another man named Cheng Zheng, heard the wind, so they discussed how to curry favor with the county magistrate, and invited this honored guest to join the county magistrate to engage in business cooperation. On the day of eating, the banquet was all set and the county magistrate arrived. Sima Xiangru hasn't come yet, intentionally. County magistrate Wang said Xiang Ru didn't come, so I didn't dare to move chopsticks. I had to pick up Xiang Ru in person, and I hung my mouth. Sima Xiangru just arrived. Sima Xiangru's appearance today, huh! Shocked the house. Why? The young man was handsome, and Wang Ji gave him a suit and a luxurious set of horses and chariots. Think about it, if you step out of the scene with a BOSS, the sound of closing the car door will shock everyone. Zhuo Wangsun's family was a sensation, and Zhuo Wenjun also squeezed behind the crack of the door to peek at the celebrity-at that time, women who ate wine could not get on the table. After three rounds of drinking, Wang Ji took out the second move, asking Sima Xiangru to play the piano. Young girls like to hold a guitar. The boy with a sad face has not changed since ancient times, and so has Zhuo Wenjun. At that time, Sima Xiangru played a self-composed song "Phoenix Begging for the Phoenix", which overtly seduced and teased Zhuo Wenjun. The lyrics are as follows:

Phoenix Xi Xi returned to her hometown and traveled around the world to seek her emperor.

when I didn't meet you, I didn't know what to do. Why don't you realize that I'm going to be promoted to Sishang!

with a beautiful lady in the boudoir, people in the boudoir are poisoning my intestines.

why do you cross your neck like a mandarin duck, and you are soaring!

Emperor Xi Xi lives from me, so he can be a concubine forever.

who knows each other in the middle of the night?

my wings are flying high, and my thoughts make me feel sad.

Phoenix is the king of birds. The male is called Phoenix and the female is called Phoenix. Here, the origin of the idiom "Phoenix seeking to burn" is also clear, which is an elegant way for males to seduce females. Some people think that Feng is a metaphor for women, but it is actually a misinformation. Confucius is called Feng Xi Feng Xi, Pang Tong is called Feng Chu, and Feng Yuan refers to boys.

Xiang Ruqin seduces Wen Jun with pop music, that is, the scene where a boy is sitting downstairs in a girl's dormitory playing the piano and a pot of water is poured upstairs. There is also a related idiom called "sitting on the piano heart", so girls should be careful when they see a boy talking to you about music.

that's the end of "seeking the phoenix". do you want to talk about the rest? Don't look down if you don't want to see it.

Wen Jun listened to the piano, which was amazing! Self-composing, self-playing and self-singing, a creative singer with a board and an idol singer's face, entranced Wen Jun's heart is swaying and his heart is secretly swaying. Sima Xiangru was driven and killed by reason and tide wait for no man, so he bribed Wen Jun's girl to hand me a love letter that night. What did Sima Xiangru do for food? This love letter completely tore the last line of defense of the little widow Zhuo Wenjun-I said psychologically. That night, Wen Jun ran to Xiangru's residence and privately married Xiangru for life. I don't know what Zhuo Wenjun didn't tell me about this love letter, but it is only natural that Sima Xiangru, a young literary man, has such a strong literary background to write a love letter. The man asked, always saying that Sima Xiangru is learned. How learned is he? How much better can his post be than ours? I won't drag the text with you, and I won't drag you, and you can't understand it. Let's just say that in his other famous post, Shanglin Fu, it is about the emperor's Shanglin Garden. There is a lake in the garden, and there are several kinds of fish in the lake: "Yi, Yi, Yi, Yu, and Yun. Just these names, if you can read them and listen to them, you are capable! I am a stranger.

Let's talk about Sima Xiangru, who abducted his daughter. At that time, he didn't dare to stay long and hurried back to his hometown of Chengdu with his wife Wen Jun. When I arrived at Sima Xiangru's house, Wen Jun entered the door, which was a big surprise! Just a look, it's like cold water pouring on your head and holding ice in your arms! What did Wen Jun see? Listen to the next paragraph.

this is the next paragraph. What did Wen Jun see in Xiangrujia? She saw an idiom: "A family has four walls". It turns out that Sima Xiangru's family is so poor that they have nothing but four walls. Wen Jun's face sank, and Sima Xiangru knelt down to his wife at that time: clothes and cars were sponsored by Wang Ji, and I am a poor woman. Please help me! Zhuo Wenjun had no choice but to say, now you and I have only one way to go. Xiang Ru asked what the solution was, but Wen Jun held back for a long time and squeezed out three words through his teeth: Open, Drink, Go!

Wen Jun's ideological system has been well developed and popularized in later generations. Especially since the reform and opening up, her thoughts have been accepted by young men and women, which has influenced thousands of families in Qian Qian and played an indelible reaction to the development of a harmonious socialist society. Zhuo Wenjun's ideological system is very complicated to implement, but to sum up its roots, one word is "scraping the old". Sima Xiangru and Zhuo Wenjun, at present, don't stop, and become shameless "scraping the old people". Two people drove a good car back to Linqiong County, sold the car and opened a small bar, and Wen Jun sat at the bar flirting like bartending in the background. I was so angry that I had no choice but to admit defeat, admit the fact that they were living together illegally and give them "millions of money and hundreds of servants". Look, the nanny alone gave 1 people and all kinds of dowry property. The two returned to Chengdu to buy a house and land with satisfaction and lived a happy life.

Sima Xiangru was a very important writer in the Western Han Dynasty. The love story between him and Zhuo Wenjun is especially fascinating. However, it is said that when he was appointed as a corps commander in Chang 'an, he once had the idea of divorcing his wife because of his extraordinary status.

One day, he sent a letter to Zhuo Wenjun, which was written in thirteen characters: "one two three four five six seven eight nine 1 million" and asked Zhuo Wenjun to reply immediately.

when Zhuo Wenjun read the letter, she was very sad to know that her husband was deliberately trying to embarrass herself. Thinking that he loved each other so much, the other party actually forgot the beautiful past of playing the piano on the moonlit night, so he wrote:

After a farewell, the two places hung together, only in March and April, but who knows that in 1956, the lyre was unintentionally played, the eight-line script could not be passed on, and the nine-chain was broken from it, and the ten-mile pavilion was eager to wear, and there were many thoughts and thousands of thoughts, so I had no choice but to blame you.

there are thousands of words to talk about, and I'm bored with ten columns. I pay attention to the lonely geese. In August, the Mid-Autumn Festival is full of people, and in July and a half, I burn incense and hold candles to ask the sky. In June, everyone shakes my heart. Pomegranate is like a fire in May, and it rains with cold showers. In April, loquat is not yellow, so I want to be confused about the mirror.

in a hurry, the peach blossoms turn with the water in March. Falling and falling, the kite string was broken in February, alas! Lang Lang, I wish you were a woman and I was a man in the next life.

One is never too old to learn. It's never too old to learn.