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What are the wonderful sentences and paragraphs in Teahouse?

1, Yu Shizhi leaned against the door of the teahouse and said, "Improve and improve, the more you change, the colder you get!"

2. Master Chang: What about myself? I love our country, but who loves me? Look, (takes some paper money out of the basket) I'll pick up some paper money when I meet a funeral. There is no shroud and coffin, so I have to prepare some paper money for myself, haha, haha!

Hope makes him happy, and fear makes him panic. He wants to sleep, but he can't. His limbs were scattered on some hay without a sound. Only the stars in the sky accompanied his heartbeat.

4. Is a dead horse a living horse doctor? That's delusion! A dead horse is a living horse doctor, and a living horse is a living horse doctor!

Now that I think about it, Qing was not good either, but I was hungry in the Republic of China.

6. There is no opinion on what makes people happy these days, but people laugh everywhere.

7. When a person is an animal, money is his courage.

8, the smoke of the British Empire, Japan's' white flour', two big countries to wait on me alone, is this a blessing?

1 1, I see, this Qing dynasty is coming to an end!

12, we are on a business trip. Misunderstandings are common, but we have never done anything wrong. Whoever hates us hates Qing, and whoever dares to scold us, don't publicly scold us, that is to scold Qing.

13, whoever dares to modify the articles of association of our ancestors will lose his head!

14, seeing us means seeing Qing, we mean Qing, and Qing means us. Qing, there is no time to do anything wrong.

15, the largest factory! Only in this way can we get the poor, resist foreign goods and save the country!