Tell a joke about happy event.

One of happy event's jokes:

1, I was in a hurry to go to the toilet, but I couldn't help it when I suddenly found a public toilet.

2. I found that there was 100 in the pocket of clothes I didn't wear very often.

Hardly had I arrived at the station when the bus came. When I got on the bus, there were many people inside, and someone just got off at the seat where I was standing.

Just walked to the elevator door, the elevator door opened.

5. The price of what you bought is reduced.

6. It's so accurate to throw the garbage into the dustbin at once.

7. When waiting in line, the line you are standing on is much faster than the side.

8. Drive out and get a green light all the way.

9. Leave your footprints in the snow.

10, I went to the toilet during the commercial break, and the program just started when I came back.

1 1, someone scratched your back, and he scratched the most itchy place at once.

12, I was thinking about someone when his (her) phone called.

13, finally solved a fast knot.

14, found ten yuan by the roadside (above).

15, the boss gave you a promotion in the New Year.

Happy event jokes about two:

1, Sunflower: I will always work hard to create sunshine for you with a smile, because I know you like the feeling of sunshine.

2, pea shooter: I am very ordinary, very ordinary. Maybe you have forgotten and abandoned me. But at least, I am the only one for you.

3. Nut: When I was a complete nut, I was there. I was still there when my body was in pieces and tears filled my eyes. Why should I insist? Because I have friends behind me that I want to protect!

4. Potato Ray: It only takes a little time, and I will tell you how desperate I am for you.

5, Lotus Leaf: I can't defend, I can't attack, even being cannon fodder is so insignificant, but I have the strength to bear, I will bear everything for you, no matter how heavy.

6. Pumpkin Head: It is my bounden duty to protect you. I won't cry until I disappear, because I have no eyes.

7. I appeared to destroy the enemy and myself. Will you remember me? Even for a moment, I feel beautiful.

8. Mushroom: I am young, but I already know the meaning of fighting, and I even know the meaning of cannon fodder. I'm not afraid, and I don't blame you, because I look forward to the moment of victory as much as you.

9. Charming mushroom: I have a gorgeous appearance, but this beauty only blooms in an instant. You will have one more friend after the fireworks are over, but my figure has disappeared out of your sight.

10, Tombstone Swallower: I grew up in the dark and eliminated one hidden danger after another for you. I will die with them and build a broad road for you. Actually, the tombstone is really bad. However, as long as it is your request, I will do it.

1 1. Mushroom: Maybe I am of little use now, maybe I belong to the ranks you despise, but if you give me a chance, I may become a god.

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