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What is good in the wild? ! (Attachment: Sharing the experience of "field" in midsummer)

I can smell his self-righteous, experienced and contemptuous expression. He flashed by: Life film? They are all empty, and it is even more difficult for the world to find a convenient field place. If you are brave enough to go to the desert of Africa and the rainforest of Amazon, maybe you will die for a veritable field battle. It's really not easy for city people to want to have a field battle. With beautiful scenery, it is an ideal place for field operations. But every time you find its benefits, everyone finds that you can't expect to kiss each other, let alone go shirtless. When you just wanted to kiss her, you suddenly found a dozen pairs of eyes pointing at you and snickering in private, so you gave up. So you kept looking and found a lonely place, but it was surrounded by thorns and crickets were playing happily. You are very excited and wonder how I found such a good treasure, but later I found that there was no flat place, not even a smooth stone. The ground is covered with hard stones. Maybe a chameleon or a snake is lurking around you when you want to lie down. You are willing to mow the grass like this. Are you willing to endure countless mosquito bites in the wild? The flat land in the suburbs has been developed into a commercial circle. It's really hard for you to find the treasure. When you look around with passion, you want to entrust yourself to a house that is about to collapse or be demolished for fun. This environment is easily reminiscent of ghost stories in serial studios. A poor scholar was studying in a ruined temple, and a beautiful girl knocked at the door. Then they met and fell in love with each other, or the girl. Fighting in such an environment is likely to have foxes or stray dogs passing by, scaring a pair of mandarin ducks, and may be impotent from now on. Maybe some people like to be crazy about cars in the wild, but the limitation of space leads to the uncertainty of various postures, so the romantic man at the beginning of the article said, if you want to fight in the wild, bring a tourist tent, so that you can go to your favorite charming place and set up a tent. No matter whether anyone is listening or not, just go shirtless, but one thing is that you have to be thick-skinned. It seems that it is not easy to make your life complete once. When you finally invite a MM to take off her clothes after dinner, she will definitely say coldly, "No car is enough, just don't enter a 4-star hotel. I won't be as cheap as a chicken. " . Therefore, since we want to marry others, we must train them into old "soldiers" and then talk about field work. People are not used to it. The man who shared the experience of "field battle" in midsummer said: Snail is 27 years old this year. In fact, I only have one game plan, really only once! When I was in college, my girlfriend and I were in my closet ... it was really different, but my head hit the partition several times. The most thrilling thing is that when mom came back halfway, we were so involved that we didn't realize it until mom came into the room. We were too scared to move. Mom thought no one went out, and we went out after a while. She was still wondering when we would go home. Because I was young at that time, I didn't leave any sequelae! Night knife, 32 years old, the most unforgettable thing for advertising designers ... once the other day. I went to a bar with my friends and hooked up with a very hot girl. I had to take her to the bathroom after drinking too much. I reluctantly sent her there and dragged me in! I won't pretend that she is a bully, so I will give up ... but I will never do this again in my life, because I was given a KJ, and she, she, she ... she vomited! Dongdong, 24 years old, network editor Tiejia, 26 years old, structural engineer, is that the worst thing? When I was on a business trip, my wife also came to visit me. We drove there and passed the development zone before arriving at the hotel. There are wasteland on both sides, so I thought about it once ... We were in the car, but unfortunately, someone knocked on the middle window. I didn't care at first, but suddenly I found out it was the police! I'm so nervous that I can hardly zip up. Fortunately, all the documents are complete, and we are not disturbed, just let us leave quickly. The next day, I heard from my client that someone was selling drugs recently, which scared me into a cold sweat. The woman said: cold 22-year-old student, well, my boyfriend and I tried it in the stadium ... there is a huge scoreboard in our school gymnasium, and there is deep grass under the scoreboard. During the summer vacation, there were few people at school and we didn't go home. It happened that the weather was not too hot and there was no sun. We walked in the stadium, then sat on the grass and chatted, and then we started kissing and stroking ... It didn't really happen, just gave him KJ, but I still felt so scared. What if someone finds out? Stop living! Fortunately, no one passed by that day. I don't think I'll try again ... Fish who loves sugar ... 28-year-old executive manager ... Many people who don't know me think I'm conservative, but in fact I'm wild in private ... My boyfriend came to pick me up from work on Christmas day and we fought in the office. Alas, is Christmas really unbearable? There was an episode in the middle. It's high on my desk. Suddenly someone knocked at the door. I quickly told him to hide behind the door. I sat down at my desk as soon as possible to let people in. The company cleaned my aunt and praised me for working overtime at Christmas. When I am perfunctory, my boyfriend is still smiling at me behind the door, and his pants are still hanging on his legs ... Send my aunt away quickly, and we will have Christmas dinner after it is over! 79, a 24-year-old housewife, I found it unforgettable many times. Perhaps the most exciting thing was the time shortly after my husband and I established a relationship. I just bought a ring that day, went home through a park and passed a small forest. My husband told me that people often fight in other places. I am curious. I have to check it out. There really is a pair. We can hear breathing from a distance, and we dare not go near. My husband asked me if I wanted to try, and I agreed. That time, I sat on a concrete stool in the Woods and thought that there was a couple doing the same thing not far away. I thought the world was wonderful! It's a shame,' said Peter, a 29-year-old securities analyst. In order to find romance, two people specially went hiking in Simatai Great Wall, and also brought sleeping bags to spend the night in the Great Wall. In fact, I know I will do it on the Great Wall. He and I both brought condoms, hehe, and it was only later that we became qualitative. Everyone has that meaning. Sitting on the wall at night watching the moon and talking about life are slowly turning into eating each other! The night was really beautiful, and there was the sound of the wind blowing through the grass, but ... I didn't hold back my fart at the end of the climax ... Although he pretended not to pay attention, I felt very embarrassed. ...