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Self-deprecating and funny personality signature not only shines, but also has fat around the waist.
Why not wear boxer shorts? This is a waste of money and cloth.
Girl, please look in the mirror. It's clothes that look good together, not facial features.
You never liked me. If I'm not wrong, I'll still like you.
Life is like Park Youchun's hairstyle. You never know what tomorrow will bring.
Don't hang yourself from a tree, try to die several times in several nearby trees ~
After pulling Heier, my appetite became better and my body became stronger. Finally, I stopped being careless.
I regard money as dirt, and my father regards me as a septic tank.
Sometimes being fat is also a kind of beauty, at least I am fat but not greasy.
There are always some people who, although wearing perfume, can still vaguely smell the smell of scum.
When I love you, I will try my best to protect you.
Sometimes being angry doesn't mean you care, and it doesn't mean you don't trust.
What do you mean by redundancy: a cotton-padded jacket in summer and a fan in winter, your hospitality when my heart is cold.
The gray sky is not a sign of rain, but a sunny and quiet.
I only wish that in the next life, you are a tree, and I am a vine wrapped around you, and vines are wrapped around trees.
Smile can be given to anyone, but your heart is only given to one person.
Eat, I want to be thin, I want to be thin. I can't have both, so I went there.
If you don't love me, then kick me out Because I can't bear to leave you.
There is a power called simplicity, so powerful that no one can destroy the inner purity.
Remember, only mosquitoes will never leave you this season.
Why can't my gray head beat!
After the breakup, you thought I sacrificed me and you died. It's over.
Brilliant is not only talent, but also waist fat.
If the teacher hadn't said don't litter, I would have thrown you out.
Don't ask me where I come from. My hometown is the morgue.
I'm not the kind of person who can send away with a few kisses.
Everyone has done obscene things; When you are playing computer, parents always go to the computer and cut to the desktop to refresh.
Even if your happiness doesn't belong to me, I still love you.
I know I'm great. Needless to say, give me some applause.
The day I fell in love with you, not because of how good you are, but because the sun was just full that day.
The highest level of self-help in eating is actually: carry it in and carry it out.
You don't know how to miss you, miss you, love you, and feel suffocated.
Waist-length hair must be divided into many parts.
There are two things in the world that can lie on the glass, one is the gecko, and the other is the class teacher.
You get my heart too easily, so you must waste it.
The more people I know, the more I like animals.
We live in the gutter and still have the right to look up at the stars.
Remember the person who hurt me, and one day I will laugh and watch him cry.
For the sake of stupidity, I won't talk about you.
I can't walk into your heart, because you have let others live in it.
If falling in love is falling in love, isn't that hooliganism?
In order to cooperate with the successful completion of family planning work in China this year, I decided not to contact friends of the opposite sex for the time being. Thank you for your cooperation.
Complete works of funny personality signature
1, mosquito, when will you evolve to suck fat instead of blood?
2. Sometimes I feel ugly. When I took out my ID card, I found that I was too worried.
3, not afraid of opponents like God, but afraid of teammates like rogue rabbits.
If my leaving can bring you a smile, you'd better cry.
The school doesn't want us to fall in love, but only wants us to wear lovers' clothes.
6, high school beauty is very pure, poor leg hair.
What impressed me most was the memory of the past, not you who broke my heart.
8. Don't come back when you are gone. I don't collect garbage.
Don't tell me forever, I won't live to that point.
10 I was supposed to be a lady, but in the end I turned my life into a bitch.
1 1. There was once a girl who was willing to die for me. I would rather die with you.
12, who says short people are bad? Don't talk to me with your head down if you dare.
13, I advise you not to have plastic surgery, but to be reborn as soon as possible.
14, wife is harbor, lover is inn, and young lady is gas station on Long March Road.
15, come back quickly, I can't fool you alone.
16. Without you, I have fallen.
17, love is just a belief in life.
18, thank you for your indifference and know that I am romantic.
19, I don't need glib, plain words can conquer you.
I have been lonely all my life. The only person who lives alone is this head. I'm afraid it's not that easy for you to take it away.
2 1, if life is only the first time, why be sentimental and leave. Say goodbye, maybe never again.
22. The so-called strength is just that you don't care about being brave.
23. Learning is the lamp, and effort is the oil. If you want to light a lamp, you must refuel.
Half of life is bad luck, and the other half is dealing with bad things.
25, lost, only to know how to cherish, too late.
26. Beauty is everywhere, and no one can replace his wife.
27. Love is like a vase, when it is broken.
28. I am both strong and stubborn.
29, I said, man, can you not hurt the woman who loves you?
30. Women should be domineering and say: I am a man, who am I afraid of?
3 1. All information is being updated. Please do not contact to terminate the update.
32. Time will bite, otherwise how can it be scarred?
33. There are so many reasons that I don't explain them in silence.
34. It is difficult to study at noon on weeding day. Take a little broken book and sit all morning.
35, memory, I really want to use you as a paper towel, clean it and throw it away.
Alas, it's time to get up by perseverance and take a bath by courage.
37, don't be coquettish, move the world with lewdness.
38. Never lose weight, but never lose weight.
39. People who love food are all good people. Because they are desperate for food, they have no time to hurt others.
The night gave me black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.
Funny personality signature daquan
1, women conquer men with stockings. Men conquer banks with silk stockings.
Don't show off your IQ of 25 points.
3. I play computer too much and want to fast-forward watching TV.
Mom said that there is no regret medicine in the world, only rat medicine.
5. One day is actually very short. As soon as the computer is turned on and off, it will pass.
6. Be a carefree foodie and a carefree fool.
7. Who said that country crows are as black as crows? In fact, one is darker than the other!
8. You are so black that I am embarrassed to call you an idiot.
9. Beating is kissing, scolding is love, and love is not enough!
10, I want to live until the end of the news broadcast.
1 1, I'm too lazy to even change the person in my heart!
12, as the saying goes, Rome wasn't built in a day!
13, if two people are long-term, gazing at each other is also a romantic thing.
14, there must be a road in front of the driveway, and I can't stop it.
15, the final damage depends on how itchy your skin is.
16, I used my life to write articles, but later generations used it to assign homework.
17, people are in the city of love, and our city has a power outage.
18, when I suddenly looked back, the class teacher had stood silently at the door of the window.
19. If you don't think about it in the morning, just put on the quilt and take a nap.
20. When I hope to receive a red envelope, I open it and write another one.
2 1, you should learn from others. Call me dear as soon as Tencent goes online.
22, the simplest longevity cheats keep breathing, don't die.
23. I never hold grudges. I usually report it on the spot.
24, usually dare not openly show love and don't like to have a spare tire.
25. What is love in the world? The sage replied: waste!
26. There is a heaven in the world, so let it clean you up!
27. Even if life is a tragedy, make a top-grade blue and white porcelain.
28. I want to be a person who knows the law, understands the law and then breaks the law.
29. Black people don't eat chocolate because they are afraid of biting their hands.
30. The examination room is like a battlefield. Either you die or I die.
3 1, play dumb, and when it's done, it's called playing dumb. Well done, it is called deep.
32. Every successful man's computer desktop always has an icon called Fast Broadcast.
33. What a lovely creature a mosquito would be if it stopped sucking blood and took fat instead.
34. If you are the one, if the female guest turns off the man's light again, the aunt downstairs in the dormitory can turn off the whole floor.
35. Why don't you be rational? My uncle is here. Why did you think of going to the zoo to see bears?
36. Women are not omnipotent, but no woman is omnipotent.
Look at the moon in the sky. Too round. By the way, you are nearsighted. Look at this water.
The saddest thing in the world is that the homework is written late and the teacher won't check it tomorrow!
39. Learning God is brushing questions, learning tyrants are brushing homework, and learning scum is brushing dynamics.
On hearing the bell, a large group of windy children rushed out of the classroom.
4 1. Life is like an angry bird. There are always a few pigs laughing when they fail.
42. You know, the second word of the heart is polyphonic. Read the fourth sound, read the first sound.
43. Since I fell in love, my waist has stopped hurting, my head has stopped hurting and my heart has stopped beating.
44. Zhuge Liang never took a single soldier before he came out of the mountain! Why do I need work experience?
There are billions of people in the world, but I hate you. I have to say that this is also a kind of fate!
46. You are a good person and a bad person. You were honest with me just to run to her.
47. Tomorrow will be a new day. There are so many tomorrows. Since there are so many, we might as well postpone it.
48. Mr Bao, why is there a moon on your forehead? Because you don't understand my darkness during the day.
49. Happiness is waking up every morning to look at your watch, but still sleeping for another half an hour.
50. The teacher said don't litter, or I'll throw you out.
5 1, happiness is that although you didn't listen in class, you found that the people who listened didn't understand.
52. I want food, and I want thin food. I can't have both, so I left.
53. Be a troll with temperament, a pervert with hierarchy, and an illiterate with knowledge!
54. The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to those grandchildren.
55. I want to lose weight. I want to roast chicken. You can't have your cake and eat it, so roast suckling pig is used instead.
56. Confucius said: Don't sleep at noon, sleep in the afternoon. Laozi said: Confucius is right.
57. If you can be ugly and obscene, others will not like you, and I don't like you either.
58. Your appearance has affected my healthy growth. I saw you. The mood is more tangled than going to the grave.
59. There are only two things I can't do in my life: neither can this; That won't happen either.
60. I was bitten by a dog. I was bitten because of you; Because you are someone else's mistress.
6 1, people can't take money to the grave, but money can take people to the grave.
62. In fact, I have long wanted to get rid of swearing, but there is nothing I can do because of the funny people around me!
63. Once I found that I couldn't do math, I skipped it. I found that I couldn't stop the jump.
64. There are two things in the world that can lie on the glass. One is a gecko, and the other is a class teacher.
65. I've been thinking about what the first person who found milk drinkable did to the cow!
66. Your toilet cleaner and Fuyanjie can actually be used interchangeably, and their practical effects are the same.
67. Look at a temple from a distance, and then look at our alma mater, with more than 300 nuns and more than 10,000 old roads.
68. A-mei took the boat at the head, his brother was thick in water and swam fast, with sand fish on his back.
69. I'm not stupid, just a little stupid; I am not lazy, but I don't like to move; That's all. .
70. When you see that 1 tree has become 1 exercise book, do you still have the mind to do your homework?
7 1, Buddha said, as long as you have classes in your heart, you won't skip classes anywhere. I had an epiphany.
72. Look at you. Why do you look like a joke!
73. If someone scolds you for having no guts, what should you answer? You have seed. You have many kinds of colorful seeds, but it's a pity that you are a hybrid.
74. When you find that there are many friends around you, it means that you are useless.
75. Most people who love food are not bad people. They are hungry for food and have no time to hurt others.
76. confession of the police uncle: I have been paying attention to you for a long time. Please come with me.
77. It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I streaked in too many chefs for more than ten years.
It is said that we are the flowers of the motherland. Why am I the one who gets hurt?
79. I am a very principled person. In the final analysis, my principle of being a man is only three words, depending on my mood.
80. I don't like pretending, hiding, flattering or me. Go ahead, I won't stop, beg or bother.
8 1, Superman always flies in briefs because triangles are very stable.
82. Why can't I understand your heart after reading it for so long? Because I'm nearsighted.
83. Do you believe that a girl will always come to this world to torture you?
84. While God gave us youth, he also gave us acne.
85. Low-key doesn't mean that I have no light, and kindness doesn't mean that I am weak.
86. Comparing the frost resistance of people in the north and south, it can be concluded that people in the south have high frost resistance figures and people in the north have high frost resistance equipment.
87. Now Tencent simply eats too much soap. Let's talk about what kind of mobile phone this is, which makes us poor people feel embarrassed!
88. It is said that eating fish is smart, and you don't see that you are smart after eating so many fish. Just, just, just put on a little weight.
89. The teacher said: Recently, some students have always said that they are under great pressure. Why? The students thought to themselves: it's not because of you, teacher.
The fork in the road where qq quotations are signed separately not only turns to life.
First, liking someone is the beginning of meanness.
Second, if you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you!
I have a little secret in my heart. Do you want to know? Let the wind tell you quietly that I like you, I really do.
Fourth, my life is full of warmth. I gave you everything, and you left me. How to smile at others in the future?
Don't tell your husband I hate you, otherwise, he will be happy.
I spent all my youth, but I couldn't get out of the long rainy season. I sang all the way, turned around all the way, with endless aftertaste and shed tears. Fall asleep and wait for the morning light in the afterlife to wake me up gently. In this life, can you allow me to settle down and give me back a month as seamless as jade, just like when I first met Yingying?
Seven, sometimes, some people, when they love you, you don't love them, and when they leave, you miss them.
Eight, people often say that in an instant, time is easy to get old, and beauty is easy to get old. Experiencing a love is like experiencing a snowstorm. You were as beautiful when you came, but you were freezing cold when you went. Maybe you think I'm lonely, but you can't think I'm lonely. Loneliness is just that my soul has no support, and loneliness really has no attachment to my feelings. At the crossroads of life. I am never lonely, because I have love and you in my heart.
Nine, slowly, we will grow old, and in this world, the most blazing is love, the most unforgettable is kindness, and the longest is affection. Two people are together because of love, because of kindness, and it is difficult to separate because of family ties. So, don't always cling to love. Think about what you have left after the love. Accompanied by the last, is a lover, but also brothers and relatives.
10. You are like the sweetest lover. What I want to hear is not how much you love me, but your promise to always be by my side. What makes me happiest is that you have been here all the time. I think you are my sweetest lover, and I know you will never leave.
Eleven, these years will be very bitter in different places, and sometimes it is even difficult to want to quarrel. Because our lives don't intersect, we can't even find a reason to quarrel. Even if you quarrel, you will wonder if you are alienated. We must be careful what we say and do so as not to end our relationship. This kind of life is very tiring, except for missing, we only have ourselves.
Life is like that magnificent battlefield. With you fighting side by side with me, I will never be lonely and die without regret! It's not my style to cheat, demand and seduce blindly. I am a responsible person. Really protecting you and your safety is the glory of my life.
Thirteen, it's very kind of you. I don't want you to go back to someone else's house.
Fourteen, everything is free, the world turns to the heart, the heart turns, the mind turns, the heart is connected, and the road is connected.
Fifteen, life ups and downs, drift from place to place, who is on the other side, laughing at the world of mortals, but blossoming, intoxicated by Iraq, never ending.
Sixteen, the partner is not the person who swore that you would not marry or that you would not marry when you got married, but the person who found that you had many shortcomings but still chose you; Your other half is not the person who walks into the restaurant with you arm in arm after dark, but the person who is waiting for you to come back for dinner at the door.
Seventeen, if one day, a person who can't come back disappears, and a person who can't live without leaves doesn't matter. Time will bring you the right person. Before that, all you have to do is take good care of yourself.
18. Some truths can only be understood at an appropriate age. Confusion makes our life dull, but it is everywhere. Over time, it seeps into the gurgling water and flows into the sea, and only we can ferry to the other side. So, keep your eyes open and don't let chaos confuse you. If you have a shore in your heart, you will have a ferry, a boat and a tomorrow.
Another name for love is humility. In the emotional world, it always seems that one side is strong and the other side is weak. However, weakness does not mean indifference or cowardice, just because I want to keep this love, just because I love each other deeply, so I am humble.
I don't believe in eternal love because I don't know how long it will last. I don't believe in forever, because I can't calculate how long forever is. But I really believe that there is true love in the world. When two loving hearts are connected, our love will be with heaven and earth, and we will grow old together with life. We will hold hands until we are old, never give up, and live happily ever after. It turns out that this kind of love is a lifetime.
Twenty-one, two people together, more is not to change each other, but to accept, this is tolerance, if you only want to change, it is not life, it is war. Put pen to paper, turn grief into strength, whose life will be brilliant and who will put out the fireworks of love? I don't know what fate is and I don't know how to cherish it. I just don't know. If I love, it will be a lifetime. If I love, it will be a long time. If I love, I will never give up.
Twenty-two, the more peaceful, the more forbearing, the slower, the more dull.
Twenty-three, beautiful love, let us love the world more, not just each other; Beautiful love makes life bloom more boldly instead of being trapped in narrow love; Good love will not consume our vitality, but let us live more vigorously; Beautiful love, let us experience not beautiful love, but beautiful life; Beautiful love can take us to the end, in a place that is not just called love, to the end peacefully.
If I hadn't met you, if I hadn't fallen in love with you, if I didn't believe it, maybe I wouldn't be who I am now.
Twenty-five-year-old, separated from the fork in the road, turned to more than just life. When youth is over, it's not just the heart that is hurt by the fragments left by carelessness. Missing is fruitless and finally torrential.
26. If he intends to stay with you for a long time, then caring and caring should be natural and subconscious, because your future is his future, and loving you means loving himself. If he doesn't have this plan, then he can't pretend to have everything, and you can't force it no matter how hard you try.
Twenty-seven, some people, some things, hold on, embarrassed by themselves, injured by themselves, why!
Twenty-eight, I only talk about love three times in my life, once ignorant, once hard, once in my life.
Twenty-nine, the speed at which a person replies to you is directly proportional to the degree of care for you.
Thirty, if I can, I would like to spend every minute of my life with you, but now all I can do is miss you every minute!
3 1. In front of life, there is endless aging, and we have no choice but to fall straight into it. And that person, never to be seen again, the teeth exposed when laughing, the slow tone, the lightness of jumping over the pool, what you see in your eyes, and the sign hidden in your heart to find your way back when you remember, all have nothing to do with you.
Thirty-two, those romantic, chic, intoxicating sweet words, those unknown trivial lives, even if it is an extremely easy thing, for me, I have to weigh it, and my heart is more rational: what to do, what to do; Should refuse, refuse. Rejecting others is braver than being too brave. I need a real life.
Thirty-three, you and I leave, I have to go without you. You didn't leave any tears, and neither did I. You drifted away, and I silently shed tears. I didn't forget what you said to me, and I didn't forget our vows, but you quietly forgot everything.
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