The most popular funny version on the internet. Good morning.

Lead: I hope I can get up comfortably every morning and go out happily. I have collected some very interesting good morning words. I hope you like them.

1. What do you think most about standing in the bungee jumping place? I want to pee anyway!

2. canteen? ,? Aren't you going? ,? May I invite you? ,? Going?

I want to turn my life into a poem, sometimes simple and sometimes exquisite. Unexpectedly, the days became my songs, sometimes unreliable and sometimes out of tune.

4. A wrong hand holding and an absurd decision made a devil's soul.

Now, it is sunny outside. I sat in a chair and wrote down my feelings after failure.

6. When I was a child, every time I finished the exam, my teacher would draw a dragon ball on my test paper and collect seven dragon balls, so that I could ask my father to go to school once.

7. I am not your little raccoon. I can't have fun like you.

8. The three cruelest words in the world are not that I don't love you, not that I break up, but that I get up quickly.

9. Your appearance has affected my healthy growth.

10. Today, the police came to see me again and said they would arrest me if they were more handsome.

1 1. Long hair and waist are nothing, maybe you have bangs and waist.

12. People who use smart phones are good children, because they have to go home to charge every day.

13. I have ten years in primary school and twelve years in middle school. I was named the most familiar face in the school. When the new teacher came, he asked me about the school.

14. Ma Ma said that she would treat me as I did during the rebellious period.

15. When two people get along, what gets along well is called a story, and what gets along badly is called an accident.

16. As long as everyone hands in blank papers together, they can all be the first. Why kill each other!

17. Since long summer, I have been favored by the sun. I told the sun that it must be exposed to rain and dew, but the sun just wouldn't listen. Just take me, take me, take me like Bao Zheng.

18. After the English listening test, I realized a truth. Some words are only said to people who understand.

19. Just look at me coldly, don't hit me just because you can't get me.

20. I just patted my wallet, but it was nothing. I just hope it will swell up.

2 1. Mosquitoes? Give me six bags a night, but I haven't agreed to its pursuit. . .

22. I hate two kinds of people most: one is racist; The second is black; Third, I can't count!

23. Do you want to summon a dragon when you don't talk to me?

24. I quarreled with my girlfriend and threatened to wait and see. Now I have been looking at each other for more than ten miles.

25. Too many worries are too heavy and complicated, and they are all tied to you. Old scars, well, forget it.

There is a gecko looking at me on the ceiling, and I don't know what to say to it. The atmosphere in the whole room became awkward.

27. At an early age, I was defeated by my big breasts before I knew what love was.

28. I can be broad-minded or narrow-minded. For example, I can lend you 9 yuan, you don't have to pay it back, but if you take one of my 9 yuan chicken wings, I won't stop you.

29. If I can't see you again, can I paint your face red?

I hope it is not an alarm clock but a dream that wakes you up every day, but my dream is not to get up.

3 1. I accidentally tore up my classmate's Chinese book and folded the plane. She said she would cut me in two days and waited for more than a year. She doesn't have me in her heart. no

You can disagree with me, but I can hit you.

33. People don't eat when they are angry. When I am angry, I will eat two more bowls of rice.

34. Some people say they have been single for two years. I said it's no big deal. I have been single since I was born.

You're welcome, just throw me some money.

36. Once a little girl came to me and said, Brother, you are so handsome. I rushed up and slapped you. That's bullshit！ ! !

37. I have always thought that you have a natural temperament. Last night, I finally stole a key to the zoo for you.

38. Anyone can pretend to be B for a while, but it is difficult to pretend to be B for a lifetime.

39. Is it true that Yue Lao and Meng Po used to be lovers, one holding the string and the other breaking the world of mortals?

40. I used to have a pair of wings, but I didn't use them to fly, but put them in a pot to stew soup.