Fun circle of friends, let's talk briefly.

1. You have disturbed my heart. When will you mess up my bed?

Be sure to remember those people who chat with you late into the night, because of them, you have dark circles.

I can't do anything pleasing, I just want to be an attractive villain.

I saw you on the street corner, and I chased you like crazy, only to remember that there was no you in this city, so I put down the brick.

At this age, the only thing I can put down is chopsticks.

6. When I met you, all the green hats fell on my head.

7. I came quietly, walked quietly, waved a dagger, and left no one alive.

8. The most romantic thing I can think of is that you spit bubbles after drinking shower gel.

9. Don't be infatuated with elder brother, or your sister-in-law won't leave me alone.

10. Acne is more than 700 million years old, and acne can circle the earth twice together.

11.The sons of two people with blood type B must be B.

12. Only when there is a long queue at the railway station can we really realize that we are descendants of the dragon.

13. I want to tell you that I have been losing weight, but I haven't lost weight.

14. I think the brightest smile in my life is probably dedicated to my computer screen.

15. Let's fall in love when you are free. I will continue to have a crush on you when you are not free.

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16. If God can't make me thin, then make my friend fat.

17. The longer you live, the less you look like yourself and Dilraba.

18. If you grow up like that, don't act like a spoiled child. It is easy to cause pregnancy reaction.

19. Flowers and trees in the sun are easy to bloom in spring. I heard you like Kun.

20. If I can travel through time and space, I must plant a durian tree in front of Newton's house.

2 1. Everyone praised me for being virtuous and idle.

22. There is no rehearsal in life, and every day is live broadcast; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

If the door is welded, you can't get down. Whoever gets off the bus sleeps with ten dogs.

24. I am willing to be your best listener and watch you pretend to be forced from beginning to end.

25. Piggy Peggy eats and takes the social road in the afterlife.

I can't pretend to be reserved. Ladies are not my way, so I am destined to be a bitch.

27. It's nice to meet you at the best time.

What's wrong with being fat? This just shows that my thin body can no longer accommodate my great enthusiasm.

29. Don't look at my small eyes, you can't run away from the bitch I'm eyeing.

30. When I don't like to talk, you should know that your little actions are emotional.

3 1. If someone loves you more than me and is willing to die for you, let her die. I love you.

32. What is the outer layer of the earth? Sweet milk tea.

33. I am so beautiful and windy that I won't leave when I blow into your arms.

34. I'm losing weight. I don't diet or exercise. I use my mind. I will lose weight.

35. Books are the ladder of human progress, and the ladder is very tiring. Can I choose e-books as elevators for human progress?

36. How many blind dates has my sister had? Basically, I can connect to WIFI as soon as I enter the hotel.

37. Look at your big face. Every time I stand next to you, there is no signal on my cell phone, and I can't see the sun when I walk on the road.

38. Money is not the most important thing in the world, but love is; Fortunately, I love money.

39. I have been observing you for a long time, and suddenly I find that you look exactly like my future husband.

40. If we get together in the future, we must divide our work. You clean the house and I'll clean you up.

4 1. After meeting me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded.

42. I used to think that money could buy everything, but later I found that there was no way because there was not enough money.

43. Without the temperament of a goddess, I can only make a joke quietly.

44. Girls who love to laugh are always more likely to have long eye lines, dry lines, fine lines and crow's feet than others.

45. Miss's beard is so euphemistic that she must be a good family.

46. The next time a boy laughs at your thick legs, you answer him: your legs are thin and all three legs are thin.

47. The same is true of the beautiful collarbone, and the interesting stomach bounces.

I always thought I was a talented person, but I was wrong. I didn't. I'm actually a genius.

49. There is a kind of people in the world who, besides eating, just look for food.

50. What makes you call me fat? What did you buy me to eat?

5 1. Every time I miss a girl, I put a brick on the ground, so there is the Great Wall.

The whole world can scold you, but I can't, because I can only hit you.