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Song Wu's good sentence of beating a tiger.
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Don't gossip,
Table 1 is Hanwu Jiro. ?
Then Song Wu learned boxing and went to Shaolin Temple.
Kung fu has been practiced for eight years.
After returning home, I had a big fight at Dongyue Temple.
He wounded the bully of the Li family.
Killed the Li family bully five tigers,
The hero was too lazy to go to court and went to another country.
Wandering outside for a whole year,
He is bent on going home.
Farewell, all the heroes I have ever met,
I carried my luggage on my shoulders.
Holding a sentry in his hand,
Walk along a main road and panic.
Nothing more than leaving today and looking forward to tomorrow.
This day came to the border of yanggu county.
Look up before you walk,
There is a village in front of us.
There is a pub above the manor.
The wind swayed the wine. .
There is a pair on the door,
A capable person can write with a pen-
The first part writes: "where is the good wine?"
The bottom line: "Liu Ling answers, this place smells good!"
The word "dismount at the smell of incense",
Stick it on the cross on the door.
Look over there, there is a big sign.
It says "three bowls can't cross the mountain"!
"ah!" Song Wuxiang: What do you mean' three bowls are not enough'?
"Oh!" You must be praising yourself and being strong.
My Song Wu was born to like drinking.
I must taste the good wine inside.
The hero Song Wu went in.
According to a look inside:
There is a table to put it on.
Two chairs are arranged on both sides.
Look inside carefully,
A clean wine can.
Song Wu put his luggage on the table.
Stick a whistle on the wall;
(white) "Restaurant, bring wine. Restaurant, bring the wine. wine
Go home and bring the wine. "
Cried three times and no one answered.
After three shouts, no one came to talk.
There is little business at this time.
The manned ones are busy in the back.
A little buddy hasn't come yet,
I have a stomachache and diarrhea in the toilet.
This Song Wu shouted three times, but no one came to speak.
On striking table opened the cavity:
(white) "Restaurant! Bring wine. "
It doesn't matter if you yell,
Boy! The earthquake shook the house!
Fly directly to the ground,
It just shook the jar and buzzed! Omron! Omron! drone
Next to it is a noisy hum.
Observation outside the restaurant:
(Narrator) What's that noise?
Ah! This big guy grew so long yesterday!
He saw Song Wuyou 10 feet high,
Strong arms,
The melon seeds are competing with the willow trees.
Staring at those eyes like a bell.
As soon as my arm touched the purlin in the room,
Hold the mallet like a hammer,
A slap in the face is as big as a dustpan,
Finger jab, mallet long!
"Hero ye, what wine to eat? What do you want?
Call me down, and I'll do it quickly! "
Song Wu said, "What wine do you have? What dishes do you have?
One by one, as I said from the beginning. "
"If you want to drink, there should be ZhuangYuanGong and grape dew.
The other is burning yellow,
There is also a way to go out,
There is also a bottle of perfume;
Want to eat lai, there is beef.
Our beef has a strong flavor;
There are big biscuits to eat,
Want to drink face-lifting soup ... "
Song Wu said, "Cut me five catties of beef and bring more good wine."
(white) "Yes".
The restaurant cut five Jin of good beef and set two bowls of good wine on the table.
This Song Wu picked up the bowl and drank it.
End up the bowl, drank a shirt:
(white) "ah! Good wine! Bring wine! "
"What do you mean?"
"There is a sign in front of my house that says' Three Bowls'.
However, gangs "
"What do you mean,' three bowls can't cross the mountain'?"
"There is such a thing, we have a Jingyang in the west.
Guys, what a big mountain forest! People who drink,
No amount of alcohol can drink three bowls of wine.
This son just died, and he was drunk under Jingyanggang.
Therefore, let's call it' three bowls don't pass'! "
"ah! There is a big difference in the amount of alcohol. I can drink it.
Just bring wine, and take more! "
"Hero, you can't drink this wine any more!"
"ah! I don't owe you money, I don't owe you money,
Why not bring good wine?
You have to take the wine down,
If you don't take the wine, I'll slap you twice! "
(Narrator) Heart said: Ah! I can't take it anymore. How many slaps? Liangba
Clap your hands 2 Don't say slap me twice, "Paoer"! one
I slapped my fifth grandmother. ...
There are two bowls of wine in the dining room.
Song Wu two anger and drink go smoothly:
(White) "Bring wine!"
"Still drinking?"
There are two bowls of wine in the dining room.
This Song Wu is angry and drunk!
(White) "Bring wine!" ?
"Ah two still drink? Can you stand it? ....。 "
This Song Wu, the first three bowls, the last three bowls, the left three bowls and the right three bowls.
Bowls ... I drank eighteen bowls in a row.
I didn't notice. I ate five Jin of beef.
I can't help it, but I can't refuse a drink.
After drinking, I still don't want to eat beef.
After drinking wine and eating cake,
Also drank two bowls of hot soup noodles:
(white) "Restaurant ["
"Hero 1"
"How many bowls are not enough?"
Three bowls but not the post 2
"How much did I drink?"
"You drank three bowls first, then three bowls, three bowls on the left and three bowls on the right.
Bowl, full, a * * * is eighteen bowls of two "
"I don't shake my upper body."
You are a teacher 2
"The lower body does not sway."
"You can really drink!"
"What constellation is your' three bowls but not mountains'?"
"Never hang up again/
Song Wu said: "I played a joke on it, and then the sign hung up." I can drink.
Which ..... is even! "
"has been calculated, no more, no less, San Qian silver/
Song Wu untied his luggage, paid for the drinks and tied his luggage.
Back on the shoulder frame, holding a whistle:
"the restaurant! Goodbye! "
Song Wu will go when he steps. "
Pull clothes at the back of the restaurant:
(White) Hero I
"Zhao?"
"Where to?"
Song Wu said, "I'm going to visit Jingyanggang No.2 today."
"Ah, my hero, I can't go to Jingyanggang.
Song Wu was frightened:
"Why can't I go to Jingyanggang?"
"Grandpa listen to its detailed way:
There are tigers in Jingyanggang,
King of beasts, tiger,
Passers-by ate it,
The remaining bones were left on the side of the road.
Since this tiger came out,
Eat only three or five and can't go;
Eat only ten and eight with swords and guns;
Just eat outside the village and run to the village;
Eat only Xiaozhuang, have no choice but to rush to Dazhuang;
Only eat adults and children complain;
I only ate the tears of those village chiefs.
Yanggu county, the county magistrate sent people to kill tigers.
Many people have been hurt by tigers.
Now posters have been put up in all four townships.
Three hours later, noon did not arrive, Xu Guogang;
Three hours later, at noon instead of three hours,
A pair of ten people, each with a knife and a gun;
If someone wants to bring a gang here,
You must have been injured by a tiger when you got there.
Now it's past the end of time.
I told you, you will stay in my shop! "
Song Wu said, "You live in your shop, aren't you afraid of tigers?
"Bravo grandpa listen to me:
There are twenty young boys in our town.
Sleep until sunset during the day,
The black circle around the shops in town,
All with knives and guns,
As soon as I heard something outside,
The gongs and drums are loud!
So in fact, tigers dare not enter our town.
It can't hurt people.
"Oh!" Song Wu said: "Look at my big head;
Look at my appetite;
Please let me stay in your shop,
I hate my good silver;
When you are tired of money, you will become rich.
Land requisition and construction ...
(white) "alas! What are you talking about?
I'm kidding you,
You shouldn't hurt me with cruel words.
If you want to go, go ahead!
I care whether you feed the tiger or the wolf!
(White) Do you have mine? "
Song Wu said, "No.2 restaurant.
I have skills! There is a whistle stick!
I will fight when I meet a tiger!
If I can get rid of the tiger,
Might as well kill people here.
(white) "That's better:"
"Goodbye!"
"Are you really leaving?"
What words 2
This Song Wu encouraged himself to walk five miles.
Feel hot when you touch your body!
(white) "It's so hot! Open your mind and go. "
Song Wu, pay attention here,
There is a big tree by the road.
Scrape off a large piece of bark,
Write every word in detail! ?
Song Wu stopped to read like this:
Smell? Just like the restaurant said. ...
Ha ... this is the owner's fault.
Scare good merchants passing by,
As soon as pedestrians saw that they had hurt Bo,
Go back and live in his shop. ...
Hey! What tiger! What wolf me?
Even if the tiger is on the mountain!
Song Wu walked another three miles,
Forward to Jingyanggang:
Hide. What a big mountain forest!
Look here, there is a mountain temple.
There is a big notice posted at the entrance of the temple.
There is such a record near Song Wu:
Ah! There are tigers on the mountain!
What a good tiger! Yanggu county's notice can't be wrong.
Can't go wrong. ...
Okay, 2 ... If I don't get rid of the tiger,
Tigers always hurt people!
Once you bite Kouga,
Let's see how strong the tiger is.
Song Wu walked half a mile,
See a silvery white stone on the side of the road:
(Narrator) It's still early. Let's have a rest before we go.
Song Wu put the burden on the stone,
Put the whistle by the tree.
Song Wu just lay down and rested for a while, but he felt great.
The voice of the king of tigers and beasts "eyes" jumped out from behind the mountain.
It doesn't matter if you look at this tiger.
It just shook the branch!
Song Wu got up in shock and looked down the voice:
(Narrator) What's that noise?
Ah 1 Boy, this tiger is really ugly:
This tiger is six and a half feet tall;
Eight feet long is not enough; ?
Jumping eight feet forward is amazing;
Sit back and relax, call yourself busy;
The patterns on my body are next to each other,
From green to yellow;
The mouth of the blood basin is as big as a dustpan;
Two eyes stare like a tea urn;
There is a word on my forehead,
Three cores and one vertical reading king.
When Song Wu saw a real tiger,
In a cold sweat and wet clothes ...
(Narrator) "Poof!" All of a sudden 18 bowls of good wine will be smooth.
It came out with hair, leaving nothing, leaving nothing.
Surplus
When Song Wu saw the tiger coming,
Call yourself secretly: don't be busy yet!
What's the use of being afraid? ...
Hey! I see how strong the tiger is.
As soon as the tiger saw Wu Laoer,
I was very happy:
This guy is not small. Wow, 1
I can't eat two meals. '
The tiger thought, I can't eat two meals!
You can't finish two meals. Can this man stand it?
The tiger came at me with a loud cry.
Go straight to Hanwu Jiro!
Song Wu shouted, "Great!"
Quickly flicker and hide to one side.
Song Wu, hide here,
The tiger pounced on the ground as the center.
The tiger didn't pounce on people,
I can't help thinking:
Hey! Where is Darren?
It wasn't so hard to eat people before.
What is today?
Yes, ordinary people are afraid when they see tigers.
Crispy, cover your face and call mom. tiger
Just eating well and wiping my neck, I don't know why.
Please enjoy yourself.
It feels normal to go in today!
I didn't know there was Takejiro.
Song Wu, hide here,
I saw the tiger's waist and went up with a shout.
Call me with a snort,
Song Wu flicker to hide to one side again'.
The tiger didn't hit Wu Laoer with his hipbone.
"hey!" Twisting his tail and shooting,
Sweep it up with a piece of land,
Good Hanwu Jiro again!
Song Wu jumped up,
Jump eight feet without scooping.
The tiger didn't pounce on Wu Er,
I didn't spank Takejiro,
The tail swept away and didn't hurt Song Wu.
The tiger is busy:
(Narrator) It's terrible, but it's very troublesome today.
Song Wu is not afraid,
But I'm also a little scared!
Blow the whistle and he will fight,
Jing forgot that he was tall and had long arms.
Swing up, hit down,
Hey! The sentry bumped into the tree on the right.
Why did you lose your voice?
He still has a ruler in his hand.
Song Wu nu fierce a throw:
(Narrator) Look!
I'm not asking you to panic, I'm asking you to panic!
I'm not asking you to panic, I'm asking you to panic!
The tiger didn't pounce on people three times in a row.
Listen to ear zha rang:
(Narrator) What? Hit me! I can't eat him.
He hit me, which is not much. ...
This tiger, jumping forward,
It is advisable to turn around and rush to Jiro.
Song Wu, look, it's even more fierce this time.
I'm afraid I'll be hurt by it if I hide any longer.
This Song Wu used his quick wits to take a step back.
Choke! Choke! Ten steps back!
Song Wu retreated a dozen paces,
The tiger pounced on the ground as the center.
This tiger is still a foot away from Song Wu.
Song Wu was ecstatic.
This Song Wu stepped forward to hold it,
Put your hand on the tiger's neck,
Two arms use a thousand pounds of force:
"hey!" Put the tiger's thumb on the ground as the center.
The tiger didn't pounce on people,
Sleep patterns of neck stress panic;
Hey! Why are you still pressing down?
Tigers haven't eaten.
This loss is gone! Hold down your front paws.
arrive ...
The tiger said, I quit.
Song Wu said: If you don't do it, you can't do it.
The tiger said, I have to get up!
Song Wu said: you can make do for a while first!
The tiger said: I feel uncomfortable!
Song Wu said: If you feel better, I'm finished!
The tiger started three times; Song Wu pressed it three times.
I don't know how energetic they are,
The tiger's front paws reached half a foot into the ground.
Song Wu thought, if I keep digging like this, it will continue to rise.
What should I do if my physical strength is exhausted and I can't gain weight?
I will feed the tiger sooner or later.
With this in mind, push your left arm hard,
Release the power of the right fist,
According to the tiger's back,
Malicious land check ram:
(White) "Ah-hey!"
The tiger has never suffered such a loss, and its front paws have fallen to the ground.
Well, my chin and cheeks are also on the ground, and my body can't move.
I feel sour again. this is
How does it taste? Tigers don't do that anymore. Shout hard!
Calling ... that would be ugly, not to mention!
Song Wu's efforts are fierce.
According to the tiger's back,
Fierce leather hammer rammer!
"Ah-hey!"
"Boring!"
"Ah-hey!"
Boredom 2
"Ah-hey!"
"……"
Song Wu pressed it three times and then held it down.
Lift your feet, bang, bang, and kick the tiger in the face.
So Song Wu punched and kicked for a while,
Only kicked the tiger with blood in his nose and eyes.
Song Wu killed a tiger,
Leave a good reputation for the world.
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