National Day humor, talk about mood.

1, National Day, I can finally lie in bed and watch TV for seven days!

Isn't National Day a seven-day holiday? Why do I feel like it passed in a blink of an eye?

3. National Day, we can finally change tomorrow to the day after tomorrow!

On the first day of National Day, I lay in bed and thought: I must make good use of these seven days. As a result, seven days later, I was still in bed.

5. On National Day, my biggest wish is to find a vacant seat in a crowded scenic spot and have a rest.

6. On National Day, I can finally realize my dream, that is, doing nothing and lying in bed in a daze.

7. On National Day, I went on a trip. As a result, there was a traffic jam all the way, and I finally understood what "people are on the road"

8. On the National Day, I went to a restaurant among online celebrities. As a result, I waited in line for two hours, and finally it was my turn, only to find that I couldn't afford all the dishes on the menu.

9. On National Day, I decided to study hard. As a result, I couldn't understand the first page of the book.

10, National Day, I can finally be with my family. As a result, seven days have passed and I have been playing with my mobile phone.