High temperature humorous remarks

High temperature humor:

1. This scorching heat cannot stop!

2. I accidentally fell down on the way to work today and was diagnosed with third-degree burns by the hospital.

3. It is no longer shameful to show affection these days. The most shameful thing is to show off the air conditioner.

4. My body will die of heat in Chongqing, but my soul will be with you.

5. Everyone is an "acquaintance" and Lolita has become a "mature woman".

6. Even cold dishes must be eaten quickly, otherwise they will become spicy after a while!

7. In this crazy weather, take out whatever you want to eat and dry it in the sun.

8. Resolutely stay in the air-conditioned room until you die, and then prepare enough water.

9. Today, the sun is scorching like fire, and the cicadas are screaming loudly.

10. Taishang Laojun: I can’t stand this naivety. I have to change the alchemy furnace into an ice cream machine.