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What will happen after sister-in-law love?
After brother and sister fell in love, they found that life was full of fun, but not as full of negative energy as others said. Why do you say that? Let's talk about my "sweetness".
1. I am obviously younger than me, and I have a serious face all day, and I am like my parents. Although I occasionally roll my eyes in my heart and eat three years more than a middle finger! But I still look cute and cute so as not to get worse.
2. I am told to eat three meals a day every day. If I feel that he is not here, I will be hungry. I am skinny and can only stare at others to eat. I am poor like a stray cat.
3. I'm just a spoiled student, but because I love eating and I'm afraid I can't eat clean outside, when I live together, I look at the menu and cook for me every day. The magic thing is that people who have never cooked before surprised me as soon as they appeared on the stage, and they have gone further and further on the road of chefs since then. One summer vacation, I was fed from 9 to 1.
4. I have a baby face and I am younger than me. I am afraid that I mind looking much older than him and occasionally deliberately buy some clothes that are older and completely unsuitable for me. I spit it out or insisted on wearing it. Especially when attending my family dinner party, I always try my best to be mature and steady, and get the recognition of my family.
5. When I took the intermediate exam, I did all the housework, brought me tea and water to wash clothes, and urged me from time to time, which made me realize that I was a bad student and educated me to have the determination to be a stupid bird. When you say stupid bird, you still hate iron and not produce. When I was at school, did you still open your crotch pants?
6. I love to ask new people which of us looks older. Occasionally, when I meet a cooperative person, he will be so happy that he will dance, which makes me admit that I look more mature than me. Maybe it is to take care of my slightly sensitive heart. You really look like a positive, mature and steady young man.
However, sometimes it's quite out of tune, such as:
1. Get down from that madman who thinks Simmons is a trampoline! I promise not to kill you! Let's go. Okay, okay. What are you jumping for? You think you can summon a somersault cloud with two jumps?
2. You came to me with a wronged face, tears in your eyes, and Xiaoxin's eyebrows wrinkled together. I hurriedly asked what was wrong. After all, it was hard to make up for the broken blx. I saw him reaching out and pouting, and the baby was bitten by a mosquito. Who did you learn to be cute from?
3. Angrily accuse me of pulling out healthy fleshy seedlings, and say why you pulled them out when parents are fine. Until you are crazy, fleshy and ugly, you can't look back and insist on moving it into two pots.
4. ADHD, swaying left and right on the subway for a while, poking my face for a while and pulling my hair for a while. I said, can you be quiet for two minutes? It's only been a little while, and then it's been two minutes since you told me.
at these moments, I always feel that I have picked up a mentally retarded child from somewhere.
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