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How to be happy: I am trying to convince myself to be happy every day.
2. Did I say I would give you a big surprise? I fantasize about the future. Maybe this is Pisces. I don't want to rely on my family to give me anything. I will try my best. There will be a car, a house and a diamond ring. I want to hold your hand and hold you tightly all the time. Since you bet on me, I won't let you lose. I'm not leaving. Thanks to all my friends.
My children don't want to be taken care of by anyone, and they don't have enough to eat every day. Who knows that God gave me two, and who can understand the sadness after happiness?
I had dinner with my colleagues for the first time last night. I heard her say that she was nineteen and her mother died. She lives alone. She felt that her mother was bitter and said that she had learned to eat, drink and be merry since then. Then in the evening, my mother called to tell me that Uncle Zhang next door had a car accident and disappeared. If you can't be calm for a long time, you feel that things are impermanent. Eating, drinking, having fun every day is the most important thing.
5, the real small sports meeting, watching these children so happy, inexplicably feel as happy as them haha, I really want to go to primary school again, but unfortunately time can't go back.
If I had a Shiba Inu, I would be happy every day.
7, too far apart, too long apart, is not a distance, a strange heart is the farthest distance, be a simple person, see the complexity of the world clearly, but don't leave traces in your heart, forget those unpleasant past events, listen to music and see the scenery. Be optimistic and happy. In this complex world, no one is forever, life is a never-ending performance, and everyone is his own director and actor.
I thought I would be strong, but when this day came, I still cried. Naturally and inexplicably, I tore up my calm and indifferent appearance. I have quarreled, laughed, cried and had fun, and I will not let it go. I will put it where it belongs, and I will cry for you for the last time, a blessing I don't want. In the future, go well!
9. There is nothing to be happy about and nothing to be unhappy about, just simply living your own life.
10, dear Jay, happy birthday. We will accompany you every day in the future. Sisters are very concerned about you. Please tell us more if you have anything. Don't take it to heart! Happy forever. Today is your most important day, and every day is beautiful. Love You!
1 1, it's freezing to death. The baby has been in class all morning, so it's difficult to finish class early before going to the meeting.
12. Volunteer in the kindergarten and take many photos of the children. Some of them like it very much, but they can't share it They can only enjoy it secretly and share it with their parents. But parents may not like it, because you look at your children from a different angle than yourself, so as long as they don't scold me, it's success.
13, I felt very cordial when I got off the bus this time. Four years of youth ... It's not easy for everyone to meet once, and I'm also very happy ... It was once from here that I went to a far, far place alone for the first time. Now think about it and admire yourself. Where did I get the courage and courage … now I'm starting from here and going back to the place I miss most … I'm still too insecure, and I'm afraid of my own mistakes.
14, if you really like him, I hope you can tell me that it is false to say that you are not sad or heartbroken, and that you will be blessed. I won't make trouble or pester you. When you leave, I will give you all the freedom. I just want to make you happy. I'm not bad, and I don't hurt people.
15, I try to convince myself every day that I want to get rid of my bad temper. I want to strive for my own happiness, not to think much, not to listen much, not to compare with others, and not to have what I call face and self-esteem. If I put these behind me, I will be very happy. Break these secular ideas. It's been a bad year. I will fight you to the end.
16, it's really cold. My favorite thick sweater can finally be worn. It's really warm to lie in bed with a blanket and wool socks during lunch break. If it rains and cools down on weekends, I'll stay at home, sleep and read, and go nowhere. I wish I could make another hot pot for my birthday celebration, but I will restrain myself. It's time to start funding, and the bureau still has bonuses to pay. I'm happier when I think about it. Now I can take a nap and get off work.
17. In the near future, I will find a girl who is smiling, happy, single-minded, sincere and gentle because of me, and experience the changes of seasons together, and share joys and sorrows until death do us part. Her appearance confirmed that she was the one I was looking for, thinking that I could protect her for life. In order to further consolidate our love, I worked harder and ventured into the stock market in order to get her mother's approval and complete my love with her.
19, I just want to find someone to live with. I like her. She likes me. No secrets, no infidelity, no unhappiness. I can adapt to my personality and habits, as long as I have a heart to go on.
20. Before going to bed every night, I always put my mobile phone at the bedside and never turn it off. I'm afraid I'll miss any call you need me. The happiest thing in the morning is to wake me up when I get your call, and then I speak softly to you on the phone in a daze. Now I have nothing but deception, betrayal and heartache. Let me continue to be decadent.
Time flies in a sad sentence-saying that you are happy every day and pretending to be happy is not worth it.
Your disfigurement is equivalent to plastic surgery,
Since I got mental illness, I have been much more energetic.
It's not your fault that people are ugly. Scaring people is your fault.
Anyone who smokes lonely brand cigarettes knows!
Dear: If you really love me, just sing a song for me.
I don't think we can eat chopsticks or swallow bowls.
It's my fault to meet you, but it's your problem that you fall in love with me.
Sexual happiness is in your own hands, not in others' mouths.
It's better to be weak than enviable.
I am not the Mona Lisa, and I will not smile at everyone.
Probably, maybe, 80%, almost, I am a haplessness.
Beautiful meeting will not bring any opportunities.
You don't have to see me, because you don't even look at me.
Nowadays, many incompetent people will take the previous classics for themselves.
People like you, in the drama I directed, I can let you live for two episodes at most …
Women who can't cry are doomed to be useless, and women who can only cry are definitely useless.
Life is my license, which enables me to rise to the highest level.
Let life slip away from you. That's what goods are like. Bitterness is a wife.
There is a tacit understanding that I ignore you and you ignore me. You know that.
Toilets are like battlefields. Either you shoot first, or I shoot first, but don't forget to bring your gun.
It's good anyway, don't you think?
When a man speaks, he can only put P. After a gust of wind, what taste has changed? ...
When you have money, you say that money is earned. When there is no money, say that the money is saved.
People who don't want to be slaves are willing to be slaves of RMB.
The world is so chaotic, who are you pretending to be pure for?
I hope I can be strong enough to protect those I care about.
If you go back in time, don't be shameless.
I don't want to be happy as long as I'm not sad.
Of all the cities and pubs in the world, she just walked into mine.
Always remember that it is for yourself, not for others.
Some things are clearly seen and underestimated.
If a person has no ideal! What's the difference between him and a salted fish? No, salted fish is not as handsome as me.
☆ The problem of human body structure is very profound. Why don't we go home and study .../≥≤
Do you think I'll watch you die? I'll close my eyes!
If you ask, why did you meet the boss in laziness? I can only tell you because the earth is round.
I feel lonely because I miss someone, so I miss someone when I am lonely.
It's easy to pull eggs if you take a big step.
It is said that friendship is valuable. You sell it and see if it is expensive.
Why do you say you are happy every day? It's not worth pretending to be happy
Buddha said: the sea of suffering is boundless, and turning back is the shore. I said: No border, where did you come from?
I can't believe that the person I spent three months forgetting still remembers me. Oh, I was moved to tears.
Today, I wore a new dress with some English on it. I don't know English, but the teacher said that this English translation means selling.
Things often change people, but people can't change things.
I guessed the beginning, but I couldn't guess the end.
I have an unusual relationship with my right hand.
Holding your hand for so many years is like holding your right hand with your left hand, but it hurts when you cut it.
Today, I wore a new dress with some English on it. I don't know English, but the teacher said that this English translation means selling.
Things often change people, but people can't change things.
I guessed the beginning, but I couldn't guess the end.
I have an unusual relationship with my right hand.
Holding your hand for so many years is like holding your right hand with your left hand, but it hurts when you cut it.
Nowadays, many incompetent people will take the previous classics for themselves.
I have only one advantage, that is, I have no shortcomings.
Talk about a happy mood
1. Being beautiful is a woman's advantage, and being beautiful is a woman's skill. 2. But one day, you hugged me tightly and said, You live in my heart, and I will charge you rent for life. Rent, your love.
3, incredible, the dream collapsed instantly.
The time to chat with you is less than 5 minutes, but during these 5 minutes, I feel that I have a lifetime of happiness.
5. Pale thoughts and blind persistence are just a scarred ending.
6. I felt that the whole world was lit up when I met him.
7. Laugh when you are happy, sleep when you are tired, and laugh when you wake up. Life, it's no big deal
8. I am a girl who curses when she is angry.
9. The happiest thing for girls is that the male god and boyfriend are the same person.
10, thanks to those who know that I am not good but still stay with me.
1 1, cherish it when you get it, but don't get it. How to live happily and how to live smartly.
12, the time is the same as cleavage, and there is still squeezing.
13, knowing you is both fun and annoying.
14, my cold hands didn't even have a chance to touch you.
15, take your hand and drag it away.
16, hahahahahahahahahaha. Look how happy I am when I smile.
17, you love me like an hour hand. After a long journey, you still return to the original point.
18, if the whole world betrays you, I will stand by and betray the whole world.
19, I am a clown, just to make you happy.
I thought that if the days were so long, the land would grow. Who knew there would be an earthquake?
2 1, don't study hard all day, don't take a shower for a month, don't go out for a year, and review for life!
22. I want you to spoil and love. Laugh with you when you are happy;
23. Life is not long. How lucky you are to meet the person you love.
24. Just kidding, laugh when you are sad and laugh when you are happy.
25, high-end atmosphere, low-key luxury has connotation.
Spongebob is happy every day because he has a big star.
27. No matter how careful a person is, he is unconsciously happy when he meets the person he likes.
28. You asked me what I was laughing at, and I said, I laugh when I am happy. It's that simple.
29. I know I shouldn't be a bitch, but I still miss you.
30. Listen to your favorite songs quietly and look at your favorite people from a distance.
3 1, I exchanged all my fruits for your smile.
32. The misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River and the gentleness of Hang Cheng make me sentimental.
You said it was impossible for us, but I insisted.
We have never learned how to love, let alone how to avoid harm.
Let's live a good life. ☆
36. Many times, I just want to have you and hold me tight until my mood really gets better.
Only when there is a long queue at the railway station can we really realize that we are descendants of the dragon.
38. A good attitude is sunshine, which can light up your life. A sunny life is the soil of happiness. It can make your mood as bright as sunshine, and it can make your world full of warmth and flowers!
39. Happiness is the end, but that is a fairy tale.
40. I feel very happy to see the silver sea that Sister Sakura gave to my brothers.
4 1, in any case, it is not a bad thing to see yourself clearly.
42. The surface looks good, but inside it is rotten.
43. The wind is clear and I am happy from head to toe.
44. The garden can't be closed in spring. I'm pulling apricots from the wall.
No matter how long we haven't seen each other, we are still the same, with a bad temper, talking loudly and not paying attention to our appearance, but always laughing so happily.
46. Thank you for meeting you in the best years of my life. I'm glad you made the best time unique.
47. Youth, no matter how profligate, cannot escape the cold of life.
48. If I die first, it is your fault; If you die first, you will kill me!
49. Even if the light in this world is dim, in my world, you are bright.
I still wonder how happy I am when I am with you.
5 1. Because of my devotion to love, I know that you love me and I like you very much. Why? Because you don't care about appearance.
52. The reason why I tease is to make people I care about happy!
Sometimes, I'm not ignoring you, I'm just waiting for you to speak first.
54. There is no lack of happiness in the world, but a lack of eyes to find happiness.
I need you, not because I can't live without you, but because I am happier when I am with you than when I am alone.
Flowers are smiling brightly, birds are chirping happily, and my mood is as sweet as eating honey.
57. What's wrong with having a husband? The goal was scored by the goalkeeper.
58. Happiness is that someone will buy you a lollipop when you really want it. The point is that you never told him. Some people know that you are the greatest happiness!
59. When you were talking, I saw a few drops of water shining on my eyelashes.
60. I am willing to put it down to make you happy, because you live in my heart.
6 1, life is happy, and happiness is better than having everything.
62, people live in the world, there is no reason not to be happy. Blue sky and white clouds, green mountains and green waters, birds and flowers. What a wonderful world this is! Living in this world is the reason to be happy.
You have the right to remain silent, but everything you say will be your last words.
64. I took a fancy to a beautiful couple's outfit, only to find myself single when I bought it back.
65. Our time together will be envied by everyone.
66, forget everything, still can't forget your pain.
67. The greatest achievement in life is to stand up from failure.
As long as you do anything related to me, I will be happy to die.
In the best year, even the air is smiling.
70. Rogues are not terrible, but they are afraid of being educated.
7 1, after all, to learn to be smart, you have to get hurt yourself.
72. Every day, I smile and say to myself, Baby, be happy.
73. I thought this bird couldn't fly over the sea because it didn't have the courage to fly over the sea. Ten years later, I discovered that it was not birds that could not fly, but the other side of the sea, and there was no waiting.
74. When will the salary increase? The ending is good, and there is little hope.
75. Life is simple and charming, and people are simple and happy.
In fact, life is very simple, that is, on a sunny day, give the sunshine a full hug.
77. Not afraid of enemies like tigers, but afraid of teammates like pigs.
78. Looking at the couple holding hands on the screen, I unconsciously thought of you.
79. I am very simple, as long as you say a warm good night.
80. Relax and be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time!
8 1, I'm happy, I'm happy.
82. It is better to be calm than to be calm, and it is better to be broad-minded than to be broad-minded.
83. Even though he can tell his 100 shortcomings in one breath, he finally came together tenaciously.
84. The person you like can't help raising his mouth when he smiles and hears him talking.
85. You asked me what I was laughing at. I said, I smiled when I was happy. It's that simple.
86. Two people are like parallel lines without intersection, and they can only look at each other.
87. It's really hard when you don't cry or make trouble.
88. How tired it is to go from simplicity to indifference.
89. I found that since I had him, my smile often hung on my face.
90. When life turned everything into black humor with malice, I went with the flow and turned myself into a hooligan with higher education.
9 1, I am a girl with a big nerve and a heartless smile.
92. I really hope that you will be caught picking your nose, playing games will always show 99%, and the final exam will be 59, 46. !
93. It's fun to have supper with the male god, just like dreaming.
94. I want to give happiness to the person I love. I don't trust others.
95, sweet and sour, bitter and salty, in love, reflected incisively and vividly.
96. I never hold grudges. Generally, if I have grievances, I will report them on the spot.
97. You don't know how long I can be happy if you say a word to me.
98. I am sad when you are sad, and I am happy when I am happy.
99. Maybe you always smell like me, so I smile happily when I see you.
100, why did you give me a gentle injection when I wanted to give up?
I'm in a good mood. Tell me happy sentences. Tell me about my mood.
1. Only by working hard and earning more money can we feed our appetite.
2. I came home from playing cards in the middle of the night last night, quietly walked to the bed and farted on my wife's head. I'm so happy. If my wife doesn't come out of the toilet and my mother-in-law looks at me in horror from the quilt, I can still laugh for a while.
3. If ten years later, your wife quarrels with you all day and your children's academic performance is not good, will you regret not having a private chat with me today?
4. Buy a new mobile phone and unlock the screen with facial recognition. Sometimes the failure of unlocking tells me that the face matching is unsuccessful, and I can accept it. Sometimes it is too much to say that no face is detected!
I think the present game is more and more unreasonable. People always make money and invite friends. I come to play games because I have no money and no friends.
6. I wandered around the cake shop for two hours, and the clerk came to let me go, but I just didn't leave. In this way, we had a conflict. He threw the cake in my face in a rage, and I silently said to myself: Happy birthday.
7. My wife asked me while looking in the mirror: Honey, to be honest, what do you think of me? I said: although beauty and wisdom are not equal, at least you have one. Beauty or wisdom? It's a serious illness.
8. Yesterday, I went to have my hair done. When I was hot, a treasure mother came in with a three-year-old shota. The little guy refused to get a haircut and kept crying. It's no use trying to coax him. The barber whispered to the little guy, honey, my brother told you that there is an ugly boy in my brother's shop who specializes in eating crying children. . After listening to it with a grain of salt, the little guy turned his head and looked around. He suddenly stopped crying when his eyes swept over me. He took a lollipop out of his pocket and said to me, I'll give you sugar, so don't eat me. . I
9. By bus, two pupils came halfway, and they started whispering when they got on the bus. A said, go, B said I dare not, go. They muttered for a long time, and then A said, Let's talk together. I count 123, 1~2~3~ These two goods are combined: driver! Open the door! ! We took the wrong bus! ! ! The whole car burst into laughter, and the driver probably couldn't laugh. As an exception, he parked the car on the side of the road and let them get off, and they disappeared into the night hand in hand.
10. I have successfully added you as my friend. Now let's start silence together.
1 1. A friend from Taiwan Province Province came to play at home, and suddenly he vaguely said to me: You, are you going to pick up soap? I looked down shyly: Now? Don't! He looked at me blankly: you are getting fatter and fatter. Did you succeed? You must lose weight. Did you succeed?
12. Take a roller coaster in Happy Valley. Someone else's girlfriend: ah ~ ah ~ so scary ~ my girlfriend: ouch ~ ouch ~ ~ ~
13. Several buddies went shopping and saw an advertisement for children on a telephone pole. I asked the nearby Dazhuang: Are these deceptive? He said: you are smart, they will ask you for a medical examination fee to see if your genes are good or not. What is the relationship fee? The messy expenses add up to 67 thousand. I disdained to say: has anyone been cheated by such an obvious scam? He said: there must be, otherwise how could I know so clearly! Me. . .
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