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A sentence that the first blind date failed.

1. Love gradually changes from a focus to a alienation.

I secretly went to Beijing to meet my boyfriend a few years ago. Later, my mother found the ticket. Once my blind date fails. Miss BB me and say that I have failed to chase others so close.

After my blind date failed twice, General Guan, who couldn't bear to watch me live alone, personally bought me a boyfriend.

4. Returning to imagination with imagination will never come true.

No matter how many tears, the motivation to persist is still there.

6. How weak I am, how humble I am, how failed I am, how ridiculous I am, how stupid I am, and I don't even have the courage to say a word I like.

7. You can fail, but you can't lose your mind. You can be disappointed, not desperate. As long as you persist in a miracle, you will get a miracle persistence.

8. The blind date failed again today! ! ! I really can't escape the fate of meeting the essence. Is it so difficult to meet someone with 170? . . Is it difficult? . . Really? Let's go on making China paper.

9. I would rather lose my soul when I am sad than give alms like a joke.

10. Blind date failed. I feel that the older I get, the less I like people.

1 1. Don't say goodbye to those who finally meet.

12. A friend went on a blind date and failed. After some spitting, I had to tell her that the world says that women chase men with gauze, but I forgot that unless that man has a good impression on you, it is basically barbed wire or charged! ?

13. The blind date failed twice in a row ... I can't tell you how I feel ~ I want to smile, after all, there are parents who need comfort.

14. When dating, I was so nervous that I forgot my head and how to speak, so I failed.

15. Emotional failure is a story, and marriage failure is an accident. Manage well and don't let yourself be the perpetrator.

16. Another blind date tonight, another failure, as expected. Forget it, let it go! ?

17. When I talked with my grandma and dad about getting married, I couldn't help crying, because I knew they really cared about me ... because they always thought I wouldn't touch or take a step ... But, to be honest, I didn't touch them, but several blind dates failed. That kind of rejection by others, that kind of utility is too hurtful, I think so. I'm not in the right mood these days, and the soft part of my heart breaks when I touch it.

18.7456! This blind rapper seems to be watching a blind date program! Success or failure together, exm ?

19. Yesterday, the first blind date was worse than I expected, and it failed. I left someone less than a minute after meeting them. I'm actually depressed myself

20. I found that most boys who failed in blind date with me will soon succeed in finding the other half of their lives. ?

I got my driver's license for the first time, and I was excited to say assembly.

The first time I took the driver's license test, I said 1 excitedly. It's not good to pull a straight line or park a car. I really don't want to take a driver's license. That's right. All right. Sure enough, things without talent, even if you work hard, are quite laborious.

2. Show me your ID! Don't! Rong! Yi!

3. Novice drivers are on the road, please pay attention.

I guess there's no chance to use it.

God tried to stop me from getting my driver's license. It was clearly said that it was 2 o'clock, and the coach said that 12 had already left. Let me practice the lamp first. As soon as I got on the bus in the morning, my car ran out of power, so I changed to another car and swallowed the food. How hard it is.

I just found it on the road.

7. Only children need to answer, and adults hold the steering wheel by themselves.

8. I advise you not to go out on the road!

9. Wait for the co-pilot with a driver's license.

10. It's time to spend the winter vacation at home under the guise of driving test.

1 1. Akiyama Cheshen is online!

12. It's hard for you to get it.

13. Well, I admit that I am afraid of death, and I dare not drive. . . . So I don't want to take a driver's license either; If I have to drive, I want to drive a tank.

14. Learning to drive is not going well. Looking at this little notebook, I feel so bitter and worthwhile.

15. My luxury car is finally useful.

16. Say something happy, such as-I got my driver's license! One, two, three areas, go through them all!

17. At this time, whether you have a car or not, you should at least have a driver's license.

18. When I get my driver's license after learning to drive, I'm afraid it will be dark again.

19. Although I was scolded and tanned, I got my driver's license and everything was worth it.

20. We should find something meaningful to do, wish list: in-service graduate student ukulele who takes the driver's license test!

The first driver's license test, excited to say Part 2: 2 1. I have reason to take a driver's license test. i really do not want to go. Prices are soaring, I have no intention, no right and no money.

22. Go to the old driver.

23. What is the experience of driving test? It's all tears

24. When I took the driver's license test, I avoided the vehicle as required. In real life, I avoided it according to the price of the car and the madness of driving.

25. From today on, become my dad's qualified driver.

26. Successfully promoted old drivers.

27. Ahem! I bought the car and lacked a co-driver.

28. I finally got my driver's license, and finally dared to say that I took the subject one exam. It is said that you should send a pack of cigarettes to the driver, otherwise people will give you a scare, such as secretly stepping on the brakes, so that you can't pass the exam and it's my turn to get on the bus. I've put it away

29. Didi Didi, the novice female driver has been certified.

30. I have a certificate. If the car is second-hand, do you want to pick it up at the 4s shop or send it yourself?

3 1. Got the driver's license! Happy! Automatic gear is really much better than manual gear.

32.can I take you home? Starting price 10 yuan, 3 yuan per kilometer.

Although I got my driver's license, I still meditated in my mind that there are thousands of roads, and safety comes first.

34. The car can be delivered.

35. A new generation of car gods is online!

Be careful when going out. I'm going to drive on the road.

37. The road killer just came out. Please see the car and avoid it.

38. From now on, I am no longer the one who can only sit in the co-pilot.

39. I have a driving license. Sisters will buy me a car through crowdfunding!

40. If every driver can drive in a civilized way, drive correctly, drive like you did when you took your driver's license test, and obey the traffic rules, there will be a lot fewer traffic accidents, right?

A short sentence about the first New Year's Eve with my girlfriend.

The short sentence for the first New Year's Eve with my girlfriend is 1. Walk with the years in the twilight. May we fly to the sky together. Even if you don't see each other every year, you should be safe all year round.

You all get off work and get me a New Year present.

I only hope that you will always be happy, always happy, always interesting, always hopeful, and no disaster.

4. Work hard, be fearless and strive for new glory.

5. Hello, New Year 2022! We are eager for success, and we must aim at success first.

6. Happy New Year, happiness and health.

7. I have blinked for 20xx years. I should know I can't blink.

8. Don't give up for your dreams, and don't stop trying. I'm coming.

Looking back on this year, it seems that we have been living like pigs, but we cannot be as carefree as pigs!

10. Yesterday's glory has passed. We should strive for today's glory and tomorrow's glory.

1 1. I want to give you a super cute New Year gift, but the courier won't let me into the box.

12. Please remember that I loved you deeply, not just saying it.

13. Happy holidays and good luck all the year round, old friend.

14. I'll write the annual rings on the calendar and give you 20xx.

15. Qingfengpu, mirror building, boat, endless sorrow, idle pool falling out of the water, lovesickness and bright moon on tall buildings. The lotus seeds in your heart are as clear as water. Can you taste them carefully with your sleeves? On the occasion of the Spring Festival, * * * is going to say goodbye to his son.

16. Traveling north and south, we live up to the direction of life, 20xx, we are on the road.

17. Goodbye, 20xx years! Hello, 20xx years! As long as we work hard, anyone can be his own hero.

18. The road ahead is vast and everything can be expected.

19. I missed my new year's resolution. Another day passed, but it doesn't matter. Just make a wish that I can make some progress in all aspects.

20. Ding-dong, please check if you have a new lover.

New Year's Eve with my girlfriend for the first time (2) 2 1. Dear yourself, Happy 20xx!

22. Life is too short to wake up with regrets every day; Facing the sun, you can't see the shadow. To the dying 202 1!

23. Life is in your own hands, not let life control you! Goodbye 20xx, hello 20xx!

24. Every year brings happiness.

25. You should cherish the last day. 20xx, have fun on your first day.

26. The bell rings all over the world at 0: 00, and the New Year train leaves on time. It took away an unforgettable time and ushered in another round of fiery years. I wish you a happy New Year, Pengcheng Wan Li!

27. Long legs are called New Year's Eve, and short legs can only be called New Year's Eve.

28. Babies in front of the screen, I will accompany you for the New Year.

29. Happy New Year. Tell me in advance if you want a red envelope for the Chinese New Year, so that I can delete you and it won't affect my Chinese New Year.

30. They all gave you nice and advanced New Year's gifts, but I didn't. But I can start today, insist on not washing my hair, and it will snow for you on the first day of the New Year.

3 1. I am most afraid of Chinese New Year. I politely pushed open your red envelope, but you believed it.

32. New Year's Day is coming. Wish you all the best!

33. The sun and the moon warmly welcome the Spring Festival, and the mountains and rivers welcome the Spring Festival; Plum blossoms in the snow and frost in the snow, missing words in dreams; A bundle of happiness is accompanied by winter snow, and it is very lucky to be caught by spring rain. Every success is what you want and you can enjoy all kinds of happiness.

I miss you for the last time this year and still love you next year.

Before finding the right person, the only thing to do is to make yourself good enough. Everyone will be tired, no one can bear all the sadness for you, and people should learn to grow up by themselves for a period of time. Goodbye, 20xx. Hello, 20xx.

36. Where do you spend Valentine's Day alone, Christmas alone and New Year's Day alone?

Dear, the company's past year was a hard year, a pioneering year and a bumper year. Because of your unremitting efforts, we will make the company so smooth.

38. I rubbed the magic lamp three times and the fairy said I could make two wishes. I said that people who want to read text messages are happy on New Year's Day and more and more beautiful. The fairy said, I can only satisfy your first wish.

39. It's almost 20xx in the blink of an eye. I hope you are still with me at 20xx.

40. Don't expect sudden good luck, just hope that all the efforts of 20xx will pay off.

The first time with my girlfriend on New Year's Eve. We don't accept gifts during the Spring Festival this year, but only local gold.

42. Back in time, the dream remains the same. 20xx, my determination and perseverance will definitely beat you!

43.20xx, some people see dust, some people see stars, but it doesn't matter, it's all turned over.

44. Don't mistreat every enthusiasm, don't please any indifference, and expect 20xx.

45. Forget all your troubles and wish you a better tomorrow.

46. It turns out that the saddest thing is not that you spend the New Year alone, but that the person who accompanied you this year may not be with you today next year. Goodbye 202 1, hello 2022.

47. It seems that there are only two opportunities to disturb you in a year, one is to say Happy Birthday and the other is to say Happy New Year.

48. May what you strive for finally get what you want.

49. Last New Year's Eve seemed to be yesterday. I wish you a happy 20 years here.

50. Time will eventually turn over, and the years ahead are worth looking forward to.

5 1. New Year's resolution: Good luck, be with you.

52. Use 20xx's smooth navigation, use 20xx's successful guidance, use 20xx's efforts to accompany you, use 20xx's persistence to protect yourself, and use 20xx's persistence to be brave; Seize the peak of 20xx career, wish you all the best in 20xx, and see you every day!

53. Look, it's almost 20xx, but I still have a lot to tell you.

54. Never give up what you really want. It's hard to wait, and it's even harder to regret. Goodbye 20xx, hello 20xx!

With the sound of firecrackers bidding farewell to the old year, I wish my family happiness, prosperity and prosperity in the new year.

56. Dear yourself, from today on, let yourself live flatly and learn to love yourself. You are unique, and be the truest, happiest and sunniest self. 20xx, goodbye. 20xx, hello.

57. The new year is a new atmosphere, and the blessings are different. Vientiane is updating, giving you ten new things. I wish you: new people, new scenery, new progress, new things, new wisdom, new things, new wealth, new wealth, new friends and old friends. I wish you a happy New Year!

58. In the new year, everything I ask is my wish, and everything I ask is open.

59. The people who accompany you at night are very important, from walking to walking, from life to life!

60. I spend every minute with you. I hope I can spend the rest of my life.

I flew for the first time in my life.

Flying for the first time in my life (I) 1. It's also beautiful to fly for the first time and take off at sunset.

2. My sister's trip to Russia has begun, and the first plane is a long journey. My sister did a good job.

I didn't know that the mountains and rivers of my motherland were so beautiful until I flew for the first time and looked down from a height.

The plane is late, it seems that I can't bear to leave. Are you here for coffee?

Everyone wakes up from sleep and looks out with wide eyes. At this point, the plane has begun to descend ... The lower it flies, the more it hovers in the air, and then it stops at Baiyun Airport.

6. The sky is really beautiful, and the plane meal is free.

7. I was afraid of feeling uncomfortable, but I really sat down and found … really beautiful.

The scenery in the sky is beautiful and worth seeing.

9. The sun is overhead. Although it was obscured by the fuselage, it was radiant.

10. A passenger failed to board the plane on time for some reason.

1 1. Me and him, back to Beijing. This is our first time to fly together, and it will always be like this.

12. Seagulls chirped over, crossed sandbanks and islands and disappeared into the boundless sky.

13. Wow, the sun is so big and the sky is so beautiful ~

14. It's my first flight today. The clouds are so white, so thick and so beautiful. From the top-down point of view, it is vast and small, and gradually rises upward. I feel the weight of the fuselage and the slow landing of my plane, and my ears are buzzing and the pain is profound.

15. I was on the plane all day, at the airport and on other boats. Fill in nine pictures to give this trip a happy ending.

16. Arrived safely, ate a terrible plane meal, but met an empty girl who looked like Lao Ji.

17. Arrive in Wuhan safely. The plane has transferred to the high-speed rail again, and my head is dizzy.

18. The gale in Africa is terrible. The first time I flew like this, I finally arrived safely.

19. I am very happy and excited, and finally I am in close contact with Yunduo in the sky again.

20. I'm actually a little nervous about flying for the first time tomorrow. I don't want to call my parents in case they can't sleep. It's the first time I've been away from them for so long. My father chose the bank card password for me. I miss them ~ ~

2 1. In order to reduce air resistance, most aircraft fuselages are streamlined.

22. I flew to Xiaopang for the first time and sat for two and a half hours. I was very competitive. I didn't cry when I took off and landed. I sleep on the road. It's just an angel baby. I wonder if the long-distance plane back home will be so good.

23. The feeling of weightlessness during takeoff brings excitement. Most people on the plane were screaming. After flying into the clouds, the clouds are beautiful and three-dimensional I have been taking pictures, and when I landed, the whole city came into view, which was spectacular.

24. It's not as exaggerated as you think. The writing on the plane is actually very smooth. There may be some feelings when taking off and landing, but it is nothing for people with normal physique.

The feeling of flying for the first time in my life (2) 25. The first time I met a flight attendant to sell things by plane, I had a special feeling of seeing a tourist bus ~

26. I went to Shanghai for the first time by plane. Then, the seat belt trapped me. Fortunately, the beautiful woman next door opened it for me! I feel super embarrassed.

27.2065438+In the second half of 2008, I flew to the distant Nordic city of St. Petersburg for the first time, where I saw the wonderful and different world cultures for the first time and met a group of different friends. Thank you for giving them to me when I was 18 years old.

28. I feel the sky is blue and the scenery is beautiful. I have been taking pictures with my mobile phone and have never seen the world. It was a little uncomfortable when the plane bumped, but the take-off process was really super cool.

29. I am super nervous. I look around. I didn't sleep because I thought the clouds were particularly beautiful.

30. It's really beautiful to fly for the first time. Looking at the great rivers and mountains of the motherland from another angle is really shocking and moving.

3 1. It turns out that the sunset sky is so beautiful that you need to take two more photos to keep it.

32. When an airplane takes off or lands, passengers often have a feeling of walking on clouds.

The moment the plane leaves the ground, it seems as if it has already taken off! When I encounter turbulence, I want to grab the railing or handrail on it, and I reach out and find that there is no handrail on my head ~ The night view overlooking the city is beautiful ~

34. The tide is surging, chasing the sea and seeing the world one step at a time. It's easy to think of the sky and the milky way, but it's hard to relate to the human atmosphere.

I was so busy that I didn't even eat lunch that I had to have a buffet at the airport.

36. When an airplane takes off or lands, passengers often feel like they are walking on clouds.

37. I'm a little excited. This is my first time to fly in Chongqing. I'm back!

38. My brother and I flew for the first time. I was very excited. I ate, slept and arrived at my destination safely.

39. Suddenly, the waves were surging, and Qian Fan was already competing, with hundreds of battles.

40. I have been traveling a lot in the past two years, and sometimes I wonder if I will meet you at the airport.

4 1. Thank you for your concern. The plane arrived safely. It rains heavily in Chengdu and it is very hot in Nanjing.

42. arrive safely! It's great for the little guy to fly for the first time He is very brave.

43. The first flight was delayed. Really. That's enough. It is possible that I slept at the airport all night.

My son flew for the first time when he was 5 years old. I took a photo to commemorate it!

45. The plane seems to be driving on the ocean, with clouds like boats and mountains in the distance and water waves rippling in the vicinity.

46. Flying for the first time. May everything go smoothly and safely.

47. When people get on the plane, their thoughts will be different from those on the ground.

48. This is my first time to fly. I'm so nervous. Is there food on the plane? What if I'm hungry? I know I ate two steamed buns. I wonder if I can go to the bathroom? What if I can't hold it any longer? I'm really excited and nervous. Be sure to open the window and have a good look at the scenery.