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202 1 complete works of mood (70 articles)
Second, don't waste your life, where you will regret it.
If you don't meet someone who can take you home, I'll take you away.
Since you have chosen to run counter to me, don't look back.
The biggest advantage of maturity is that you can't get it before, but now you don't want it.
6. I would rather lose love and be myself than lose myself and get love.
Seven, I am heartless, a group of boys came around and found me to break my wrist.
Eight, how to get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually.
Nine, as a result, I chased you for nine years, only asking you to love me once during the senior high school entrance examination.
A clerk is like a flash, it won't flash unless you press it.
In this world, there are mothers and children's mothers all over the street.
Twelve, look at your appearance, I don't even know how to write custom.
Thirteen, why does the husband want to earn money to support his family? Please reverse the word "husband".
Among so many people, I can only regard you as my only fool.
Fifteen, women are used to spoil, men are used to smoke, because they owe.
If we change our minds, you will understand and I will understand you.
There are two ways to pollute a place: garbage or money.
At eighteen, the most romantic thing I can think of is watching you grow old alone.
Nineteen, God gave us youth and also gave us acne.
Twenty, grow old together, not just dyeing a hair and knocking out a few teeth.
One day I will proudly say to you: Go away, I don't need you.
Thank you for pushing me down from the clouds and letting me see the whole sky clearly.
Twenty-three, someone said I was ugly, and I smiled. You've never met my friend.
Twenty-four, I hold the banner to lay down half of the country, I play the throne and you sit down.
Don't always yell at people who abandon you, because no one belongs to you.
The most regrettable thing about my youth is that I didn't attend a full-time university.
You have only one face and one expression, but you have a mask.
Twenty-eight, senior three, the value of our school has fallen by at least half.
Give me a brave reason, and I will despair again.
At the age of thirty, when I hope to receive a red envelope, I open it and write down another one.
Thirty-one, if you don't take the initiative, you lose. If you take the initiative, he will not cherish it. This is the heart!
I don't love you anymore, that's impossible. Go to sleep, my baby.
God gave me a task to take a snail for a walk.
34. The world is spinning our lives, and we are getting closer and closer to death day by day.
I couldn't sleep last night. Count the moon and fall asleep in the middle.
Thirty-six, the school just signed in for five days in a row and gave you a homework spree.
When stretching, it's best to pretend to be careless and punch the person next to you.
Thirty-eight, people who like me tell me quickly, or we will all have a holiday.
39. I am small-minded but not lacking. I have a good temper, but not without it.
Forty, every class, like the ultimate class, doubts that unity is the highest realm.
If heaven is too crowded, let's go to hell together.
Since you are all white, we are all white.
43, benefactor, if you bully being original, it is a disgrace to Jesus!
Forty-four, the boat capsized, you know that the waves are enough, and you know that you regret being hit by the waves.
Forty-five, a good man is sleeping with a girl repeatedly, and sleeping for a lifetime.
46. If you can let go of the past, the past will definitely let go of you.
47. Women's greatest failure is bravery, but men believe it.
48. He doesn't love me, and I just know now. But I still don't have the courage to let go.
Forty-nine, the oath, after packaging, has a better name, a lie.
Fifty, no unforgettable love; Only that humble love.
5 1. My future son, tell me where to find your father.
52. The simplest way to live a long life in history: keep breathing and don't die.
A true friend knows your silence better than you say.
Fifty-four, I am determined to destroy all good feelings, and it seems that I can be lonely and complete.
I can't be defeated by reality because I still have a great dream.
56. keitel, why are you crying? Is it because your ass is too hot?
57. No matter how vigorous a couple is, they can't compare with ordinary parents.
Since a clock was installed at the back of the classroom, our turn-back rate has increased.
59. No matter whether the ending is perfect or not, your disappearance is not allowed in my world.
60. I only lose my temper with you because you won't leave me subconsciously.
Aunt, your daughter lent me one year, and I'll pay you back next year.
Sixty-two, low-key does not mean that I have no light, and kindness does not mean that I am weak.
Look at your face. I know you are a monster without opening my eyes.
Now I feel my heart is free and my body is ready.
When can I reply to my message as quickly as an automatic reply?
I dare not look in the mirror for too long, because I am afraid I will fall in love with myself.
Sixty-seven, girl, when you step into the society, you should stop your temper.
Don't rush me, I'm bored, I've had enough of this life!
69. Reality is called reality because it is too realistic.
Getting up early can really do a lot of things, for example, sleeping again.
202 1 classic introduction (70 articles)
First of all, what I need is a caring and real sense of security.
Second, it doesn't matter whether fate comes early or not. Meeting you is my best time.
Third, after knowing you, I found that I can pay so willingly.
Fourth, love is a natural fate, not a doomed love clinging to it.
Our biggest mistake is that we didn't pass each other at the moment we met.
Sixth, get calm, lose indifference, let nature take its course and strive for its inevitability.
7. People who bring sunshine to other people's lives will enjoy sunshine themselves.
8. Everyone's love is a movie. When the movie is over, I'm just a fragment of you?
Nine, the memory becomes blank, and regret will tie your heart like a rope.
I only love to lose my temper with you, because I subconsciously believe that you will not leave me. Stupidity turned out to be a kind of dependence.
The most painful distance is that you are not around, but in my heart.
It's not that I am persistent, but that you deserve my persistence for you.
Thirteen, love is like the blooming of fireworks, no matter how beautiful it is, it is also a moment of brilliance.
Fourteen, love is very strange, I mind everything, and finally I can forgive everything; As Tagore said: eyes are raining for her, but heart is holding an umbrella for her.
Fifteen, don't fall in love because of loneliness, don't be lonely for a lifetime because of wrong love.
Sixteen, I'm not greedy. There is only one small wish: I will always have you in my life.
Seventeen, you have to believe that happiness and happiness are our goals.
Eighteen, you must find something besides love that allows you to stand firmly on the earth with your feet.
I stayed where I was, without waiting for you. Just wait for yourself to give up.
Twenty, a good-looking and blind person like me, no one likes you anymore.
Twenty-one, get up every day to see you, I hope your love for me will never stop; See you before going to bed every day, I hope your love for me will never stop.
Twenty-two, love is a timely rain that suddenly falls. If you listen attentively, it will become infinitely transparent.
Twenty-three, I saw the intricate meridians and ridges all the way, as if it were our relationship.
I'm afraid of the dark. I am afraid of betrayal. I'm afraid no one will accompany me. Can you stay with me?
25. Things that we once thought would never be forgotten were forgotten in the process of our obsession.
Twenty-six, cut off the affection, the heart is still chaotic, and many things are still entangled in the stupid relationship between men and women in ancient and modern times.
27. If you can't give up and continue to like it, at least you won't be empty.
Twenty-eight, a simple love story ruined many people's youth.
Twenty-nine, distance is not beauty, but the interpretation of fragile love.
Even if you look like your photo, I still like you.
Life is not a one-way street, one road is blocked, you can turn.
Thirty-two, wrong is a temporary regret, missed is a permanent regret.
In my life, what I need is someone who makes me feel loved, not someone who is used.
Don't be sad when friends ignore you. Everyone has his own life, and no one can always accompany you.
Just because I love you so much, let's not be friends after breaking up.
Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.
Thirty-seven, flowers from Shui Piao to water, a kind of acacia, two leisure. There is no way to eliminate this situation, only frown and mind.
I can't stand typing. When you meet a homonym, the first thing is his name.
39, you wait, one day, you will be my grandson's grandmother!
I remember everything you want to take me to do, and so do you.
Forty-one, leave bravely, like a kite, flying to such a hot blue sky.
Forty-two, love is only suitable for two people together, not perfect, but it always makes people look forward to it.
43. Love is that others will still stay with you after seeing your shortcomings.
Forty-four, a simple and quiet life is actually not happy, so I only embrace the present, and the lasting feeling is not happy at all, so I only believe in the present.
Forty-five, knowing that you don't love me, you can still miss me like a flood.
46. Life is a bumpy road. Even if you keep falling, you should get up and stick to your dreams.
47. I can't guess. Your recent good and bad silence is unpredictable. Being together is more lonely than being apart.
Forty-eight, love addition, resentment subtraction, gratitude multiplication, sadness division.
Give me a brave reason, and I will despair again.
Fifty, silently follow the beat of time and recall the beautiful past again.
5 1. Sometimes, I know something by accident, only to find that what I care about is so ridiculous.
52. A painful French word, but the Chinese pronunciation is: I loved you.
Fifty-three, it's not that I don't look for you, but that I find that you don't want to talk to me at all.
54. My world is simple, only what I care about and what I don't care about, and I love you.
I really hope that I will forget that it was you who said goodbye. I will no longer remember and be sad.
Fifty-six, regardless of men and women, love others at first love, and love yourself later.
Fifty-seven, the original love is like this; Hypnotize yourself and tell yourself that you are happy.
Fifty-eight, in front of everyone, even if you are wrong, you can only bite the bullet and laugh.
Fifty-nine, listening to beautiful songs is not complete love.
60. Loneliness is the terminal disease of the century, and no one in our generation is spared.
Women are like clothes, but we should pay attention to them. Sometimes women are underwear, more likely prison clothes.
If you know all my deep feelings, don't let me down.
Sixty-three, when a song is in line with the status quo, I will make it single cycle.
I have started to review your name and appearance several times a day.
65. No matter how beautiful the world is, I just want to face the sea with you and watch the spring blossoms.
Sixty-six, love me will suffer. I'd rather let go of your hand. Really, I can't bear to let you get hurt.
Sixty-seven, those love carved on the back of the chair, will it be like flowers on cement, which have opened up the wind and lonely forest?
There is a person who teaches you how to love. However, he doesn't love you.
Real wealth is not the number on the bank card, but the happy smile on your face.
70. When setbacks come, they will pass, and when tears flow, they will be put away. Nothing can discourage you.
202 1 Talking about interesting moods (70)
First, you can be energetic and passionate, you can be energetic and extravagant, and you can be energetic when you are young.
Second, from now on, all attachment to you will be erased, and I will endure tears and forget those undeserved thoughts.
Third, the female man is suitable for speaking Thai, the cute girl is suitable for speaking Japanese, the goddess is suitable for speaking English, and the neuropathy is suitable for speaking bird language.
Fourth, fairy tales are just fantasies that girls like. I hope so.
Five, the school won't let us fall in love, why let us wear lovers' clothes?
Six, my life is up to me, not by the sky, and the sky will kill me.
Seven, suits are men's armor, and high heels are women's helmets.
Eight, before marriage, men should borrow money to let women eat well, and after marriage, women should borrow money to let men eat well.
Fish can't live without water, and people can't live without boats. If you don't pay, people will get into the water and fish will get on board.
Is there anything more embarrassing than coming out of the toilet and burping?
Even if the heavy rain turns the city upside down, I have to go back to school when school starts.
Twelve, if there is an afterlife, I must become nervous, because if I leave, you will be brain-dead.
Thirteen, see others holding hands, I can only hold hands with my left hand.
Fourteen, you go out, go out, and don't forget to come back when I am angry.
15. Every time I cram for the Buddha's feet. Buddha always kicks me.
At the age of sixteen, I watched her choke, much like me many years ago.
Seventeen, heartbroken, forgetful, and desperate can't save the broken past.
Eighteen, teacher, I put my homework in my hand for a summer vacation, with feelings! Can we not pay it?
The species of animals are decreasing and the species of people are increasing?
Twenty, long-term low-cost acquisition of all kinds of idle girls, models are not limited, details are negotiable.
Twenty-one, if you don't take the initiative, you lose. If you take the initiative, he will not cherish it. This is the heart!
22. I prayed in front of the Buddha for 500 years, just to be a blooming little flower on your only way.
Twenty-three, life is not a dance company, there is no version that loves life.
24. Don't keep loading and loading like a trash can.
Twenty-five, don't tell me never to give up, I have given up.
Twenty-six, the wind blows Yunfei, and the air conditioner is cool in summer!
Twenty-seven, acne and acne, how many acne. I haven't been cured this year, and my face has become a honeycomb.
Twenty-eight, you can't do this. You don't know to find me until you lack dog food.
Twenty-nine, you know, in fact, I really care about your fake smile and say I'm sorry, but I'm just a habitual fake good man who says it doesn't matter.
Thirty, men don't like labyrinth marriage, but prefer harem marriage.
Thirty-one years old, I hope to know you again. See how I kill you.
Did you ever think about my feelings when I heard that you were with her?
Once upon a time, there was a cucumber. She felt that there were too many pimples on her face, so she sliced it herself and applied it to her face.
34. Action does not necessarily bring happiness, and there is definitely no happiness without action.
I was happy before I fell in love with you, and I was happy after I left you.
Thirty-six, prices are rising faster than the expansion of university enrollment, and undergraduates are not as good as cabbage prices!
Thirty-seven, let nature take its course, I have the most primitive stingy woman.
Thirty-eight, in a few words, comfort yourself, be cynical and stick to yourself!
39. Action may not bring happiness, but there is no happiness without action.
Forty, peace is fortunate, contentment is blessing, pure heart is blessing, and life is long without desire.
Forty-one, I automatically logged in at home for a long time. I almost forgot my QQ password when I went to the Internet cafe today.
Forty-two, I want to build my happiness on the suffering of others.
Forty-three, it is better to pour a cup of Erguotou than to raise a glass to dispel your worries.
You said you couldn't fall in love with you, but I fell in love with you.
I want to be a sun in my next life. Either warm you. Or burn you.
Forty-six, people just need to constantly experience themselves to become stronger.
To be honest, I am angry, but I never want to leave you.
48. When I was a child, my family was poor. I can't afford a bike, so I go to school by taxi every day.
49. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.
Brush the toilet with the landlord's toothbrush when you are depressed.
5 1. Although I turned around temporarily, I just expected you to look back at me.
Fifty-two, I have regressed into memories again and again, but I can't find the shadow of our getting along.
Fifty-three, planting grass does not make people lie down, it is better to replant cactus.
Fifty-four, the sisters said, go to fortune-telling tomorrow and calculate the lives of those bitches.
I didn't like you at the first time, but the more I saw you, the less I liked you.
Fifty-six, if it is sunny, you will be fine. It seems that you have left in this weather!
Fifty-seven, I saw an aunt burning paper that day, muttering: Don't buy a fund if you receive it!
58. Although you don't have A4 waist or iphone6 legs, at least you still have 2B face.
Fifty-nine, a long time later, someone accidentally touched me, and I was still crying.
Sixty, if you don't ask for it, you will feel at ease. If you don't do it, you will be safe.
Sixty-one, some people can't be together in this life, but there is a feeling that can be hidden in their hearts for life.
Sixty-two, too many excuses, too many reasons, I also betrayed everything for love!
Sixty-three, half the world is laughing at the other half, in fact, the whole world is a fool.
Today is cruel, tomorrow is even more cruel, and the day after tomorrow is beautiful, but many people will die tomorrow night.
Sixty-five, the only thing I can afford when I live to this age is chopsticks.
Sixty-six, flower world, do you want to have true love? Dude, it's time to go home after waking up.
You only have one face and one expression, but you have a mask.
Sixty-eight, when is the honeymoon? I'm watching.
69. Poor eyesight and fair hearing, but serious mental problems.
Seventy, are you in pain? Are you tired? Are you sad? Are you in pain? Never mind, it's just your own business!
Classic talk 202 1 (70 articles)
First, donate all those philandering women to the disaster area.
Second, how can I be happy if I can only meet you again instead of living with you?
I like you like a madman, but you can't see like a blind man.
4. I'm fine. I don't make noise or show off. I don't feel wronged, I don't feel ridiculed, and I don't need others to know.
When I am strong, I will sweep away all the snacks in the supermarket.
Six, read a few years to speak well, even people can't speak well, how dare you say you are human?
Seven, as the saying goes: rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests; But as the saying goes: the moon comes first near the water tower!
I can't give you what you want, but I can't bear to let you go.
Try to smile, even if you are in a bad mood. Really, try it.
You look very creative and live a brave life. Ugliness is not your intention, but God is losing his temper.
Pay attention to those who don't want to get up every day: the bed is the grave of youth.
Twelve, women are easy to be satisfied, and it is easy for you to stumble.
Thirteen, it is common to count sheep not falling asleep.
Fourteen, persistent+miss+jealousy+suspicious+sweet+distressed+happiness+jealousy+blushing+coquetry = love.
Fifteen, know how to play dumb and continue to be friends, as long as you know.
Do your parents do chemistry? You look like an experiment.
Seventeen, get married after many years, thank you for not getting married.
Eighteen, a bitch is a bitch, and the economic crisis cannot be expensive!
Nineteen, if people are bored, you can use nose bubbles for fun.
You asked me why there were tears in my smile, because I didn't want to be disheartened.
It is ok to bully friends, but I warn you, don't let me see it, otherwise, I will laugh.
I don't expect you to love Russia, but I will never allow you to betray me.
Twenty-three, don't say I am cold, you didn't cherish me when I was warm.
Twenty-four, when studying in the evening, I took out my mobile phone to search for answers. Suddenly, the teacher turned off the light and I turned it on.
25. The geography teacher asked: What are the four oceans? I replied: pleasant goat, beautiful goat, lazy goat, boiling goat.
Twenty-six, a person's efforts are additive effects; The effort of a team is the multiplication effect.
Twenty-seven, my people don't touch, don't touch, don't think. I can't control my temper.
28. You don't like me to confide in you. When you need me, will you please go where you want to go?
Twenty-nine, from small to large, the only constant is a heart that doesn't want to study.
If you love someone, please let him know in time, because it is very likely. Tomorrow you will fall in love with others.
I am not perfect, but what I can give is unique.
I have never forgotten you, but I can't remember what kind of face you have.
In fact, I am pure, so all evil is false.
Dear signal, don't make me look for you all over the house with my mobile phone.
Thirty-five, partners who feel that "puppy love" is normal press the first one, let me see the public's choice.
No matter how handsome EXO is, it can't stop my love for Jay.
37.why is it so cold? Did the sky air-condition the earth?
I will never try drugs. If I have to do something addictive and harmful in my life, just thinking about you is enough.
Thirty-nine, if every girlfriend uses a word instead, my love story can be written into a novel.
Even if you don't have that old ticket, you can board my passenger ship anytime and anywhere.
Tell my master that I am just a camel.
I am not the richest actor, but I want to be the most caring actor.
43. I work as a migrant worker, but my salary is not more than that of migrant workers.
Forty-four, eldest brother, is your nickname "Gao Qiu"? I'm totally "cool" by you.
Forty-five, look at you, look at your back, turn your head and scare away millions of lions.
46. Remember the person who hurt me, and one day I will laugh and watch him cry.
Forty-seven, I've been playing fast for a long time. I want to drift when riding a bike in the street. I want to drift when riding a bike in the street.
Forty-eight, I played rock, paper and scissors in front of me in front of the mirror, and then I won.
Forty-nine, if you are not happy to sleep, let him pass. It's okay to be sad, but it's not good to hurt your stomach
50. Don't think that you can scamper for a few more days just because you are younger than me. The coffin is filled with dead people, not old people!
5 1. People with dirty mouths are generally covering up their inner integrity.
Fifty-two, about to graduate. Why are those people who secretly love me so calm?
53. The real drift and drift is that you have no place to go back.
Fifty-four, the wind is floating, the water is gurgling, and it is wet by an inch. And that guy, who doesn't feel sick, is still like me.
Don't let your classmates find you have paper in the classroom. What a painful understanding!
56. The only advantage of getting old is that there are fewer and fewer things missing.
Fifty-seven, the teacher said that I can't be partial. I want to say that I am not a partial subject, and every subject is almost the same.
58. I've been wondering why teachers invite parents. A person who hasn't even educated a minor wants to educate an adult?
59. Face the world in a trance with the laziest attitude.
Sixty, three wishes in life: one is to eat, the other is to sleep, and the third is to laugh.
When encountering an obstacle, we should learn to avoid it, just like the hurdle race.
Sixty-two, people who secretly love me, how can you be so calm?
63. Why are you wearing briefs? Because it saves money and cloth.
Sixty-four, when I was a child, my worst dream was to find a toilet. The biggest fear is that people don't wake up and find the toilet.
It is not that I don't lose my temper, but that I don't lose my temper easily.
Sixty-six, love is like a joke, others laugh themselves to death.
Sixty-seven, when I was a child, I was most afraid of teachers, parents and classmates saying "I'll sue the teacher" at school.
Sixty-eight, do not deteriorate in silence, pervert in silence, laugh at novices and not hooligans. Beauty must relax.
Sixty-nine, not reading is a pig, reading is a cultured pig.
Seventy, it is better to miss than to miss, to miss than to sacrifice, and to sacrifice than not to read.
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