Humorous words calm girls down.

Humor If you coax girls to calm down, two people will inevitably encounter some friction in their life. Therefore, it is a man's duty to be a little expert with high emotional intelligence. In fact, girls are very easy to coax. Let's have a look at humor when you calm girls down.

Humor 1 1, afraid to respond to your eyes, I know I was wrong, you are too adult, will you forgive me? The person who loves you deeply is repenting. ...

I know you are angry. Every time you are angry, I am so scared. Give me a chance to change, okay? Forgive me, okay?

In fact, when you admit your mistake, you should be sincere in order to get your girlfriend's forgiveness. Actually, you can tell by looking at your girlfriend's face.

4, I'm sorry, I broke your heart, please forgive me, I will love you all my life as compensation!

Without forgiveness, life will be controlled by endless hatred and revenge. I really don't want to hurt you. I really want to make up with you. Please forgive me.

Honey, I was wrong. Please forgive me. I will never make you angry again. I love you, love you, I only love you.

7. It is my sin to hurt you. I can hardly sleep without your forgiveness. Let go of my sadness. I sincerely apologize to you and hope to get your forgiveness and let me sleep.

8. I love you very much. I don't want to owe you too much. If I really leave one day, you must forgive me.

Although I often make you angry, it is not my intention. I love you enough to give up my life.

10. Without forgiveness, life will be controlled by endless hatred and revenge. I really don't want to hurt you. I really want to make up with you. Please forgive me.

1 1, you can't tell me, you are really angry. Actually, I know, because you care about me! And I can only tell you, I'm sorry!

12, my girlfriend got angry and coaxed her into emotional talk-sad talk-love talk-funny talk-inspirational talk-emotional phrase encyclopedia.

13, calm down! It's all my fault that the little one made a mistake and caused so much pain to the adults. This is my grief, and I will try my best to make adults laugh happily!

14, when the typo is over, you should take some practical actions. First of all, I have to make a promise in my mouth and let my girlfriend know that I can achieve it.

15, I was wrong! That lady is gentle, virtuous, well-managed and knowledgeable, but I don't appreciate her. I'm sorry, please forgive me!

16. No words can replace my guilt. How can I get your forgiveness?

17. All the reasons and explanations are powerless. I choose to wait for your forgiveness silently.

18, are you still angry? Don't be angry. Let's go, take you to eat XXX or buy XXX.

19, sorry, I was not passionate about you yesterday. Are you okay? What are you doing at home? Are you mad at me?

20. You seem angry, and I feel bad. I hope you can forgive me if I make this mistake. If I can't forgive myself, I can't forgive myself

2 1, don't be angry, don't be angry, it's not good for your health, it's your own fault to be angry, so don't be angry, say the important things three times!

22, the goddess in my heart I'm sorry! I did it because I love you, love you! I really want to be with you! Would you please give me another chance?

23. I know everything is my fault. Are you hurt? I just want to say: I'm sorry, I love you.

24. The eldest sister who sells breakfast always leaves me the last meat bag, and the aunt who sweeps the street always cleans my shoes with a broom. Dear, please, please end my peach blossom.

Honey, sometimes I'm joking with you. If you don't like it, I won't joke about it in the future. I'm really afraid of losing you. I can't live without you.

26. Baby, I was wrong. Forgive me, okay? Come back to me, I will build a love nest for you, always warm you, care for you and protect you!

27, female, but I like it very much. I will never make you angry again. I miss you, I miss you, and I can't wait to chew you up!

28. Flowers bloom and fall, and flowing water gurgles. One kind of lovesickness, two places of leisure. There is no way to eliminate this situation, only frown and mind. Honey, what are you doing? Your baby misses you!

29, little woman, but I like it very much. I will never make you angry again. I miss you, I miss you, and I can't wait to chew you up!

Honey, don't keep me waiting for him for a long time. I'll wait for you at grandma moon's house. Come to me as soon as possible. I love you, hehe.

3 1, you seem angry, and I feel bad! If I make this mistake, I hope you can forgive me! If I can't forgive myself, I can't forgive myself

32. I know you are angry. Every time you get angry, I get scared. Understand me, okay? Forgive me, okay?

33, I am not good, I review; I was wrong, I was guilty; This is my fault. I should have passed. Dear, please forgive me.

34. I was wrong! "Lady gentle and virtuous, housekeeping Youdao, sensible, but I don't know how to appreciate, I'm sorry, please forgive me!

35. Being with you is my blessing. I made you angry when I accused you of carelessness. At this moment, I sincerely apologize to you and hope you will calm down. I hope you can make up with me, and I wish you more and more beautiful!

36. Can't you tolerate the mistakes made by people who love you? If you can forgive me, I will make up for my mistake with my practical actions!

I won't make you angry now. I promise to make you happy when you are unhappy and never spoil your fun when you are happy.

38. No words can replace my guilt. How can I get your forgiveness?

Look, I bought you your favorite lipstick/bag/skirt. Don't be angry.

40. I don't know how to say it, but I still have to say sorry. Baby, it's all my fault for making you sad. love you ...

Humor 2 1, if you don't have medical insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.

Only when there is a long queue at the railway station can we really realize that we are descendants of the dragon.

Math teacher, I tell you, this is the result of two teams building a bridge at the same time.

I tried to call your wife, but I couldn't call your husband.

5. Marriage is the grave of love. No matter how much love there is, I will sleep in the grave.

6. Fall in love when I have time, and I will continue to have a crush on you when I have no time.

7. There is no love in life since ancient times. Both puppy love and late love have to be loved.

8. There is no swearing in the world. Do more homework and have everything.

9. If I go down one day, remember that I will come up for you.

10, I think my boyfriend is good everywhere, but his sense of direction is not very good. He still can't find me after all these years.

1 1. If you don't fall in love with me, please recommend me to someone around you in case you meet someone who is blind and has nothing to say to me.

12, those who are particularly handsome but don't know themselves are really pitiful, so please remind me often.

13, what is the most unbearable thing for you on the bus? A: No one molested me.

14, the teacher said, students, don't fall in love early. What you say now will be someone else's wife in the future. When I listen to it, I lie down and think about other people's wives.

15, we are all farsighted, which blurs our recent happiness.

16, during the Spring Festival, the status of single marriageable men and women at home is the same as that of concubines who cannot have a prince in the harem. Some people worry about you, some people give you advice, some people give you a dirty look, and some people laugh at you.

17, it's more exciting to have time to listen to yourself in other people's eyes than to watch ghost movies!

18, men are not rogue psychopaths, men are too rogue psychopaths. Hmm? Should that man be a hooligan or not?

19, Tanabata is here. It's time to go back to heaven and have a heart-to-heart talk with Yue Lao.

20. The dean's nagging is like chewing and showing off, which can't stop at all.

2 1, there are two things in the world that can lie on the glass, one is the gecko and the other is the class teacher.

22. Don't talk to me about feelings. Talking about feelings hurts money.

23. What do you mean, there is no God? Whose toilet water is this?

24. Life is like an electrocardiogram. You want smooth sailing without ups and downs, unless you die.

25. There are so many couples outside, I'm afraid they will regret having a boyfriend as soon as I show up.

26. Looking at beautiful women in the street, the high is appreciation, and the low is hooliganism.

27, a person's life is like taking a shit, sometimes you have worked hard, but all you can come out is fart.

28. My dad touched my head today and said, I believe you will lose your head one day.

Unrequited love is fruitless. For example, I love math.

If you feel poor and ugly, please don't be sad, at least your judgment is right.

3 1. If you think I'm wrong, please tell me. I won't change it anyway. Don't hide your illness.

Every time the teacher says, please put something unrelated to the exam on the podium, I want to put myself on it.

If one day you are sad, please call me and let me know that you have today!

34. Every winter, the places outside the bed are far away, and the places that the hands can't reach are all foreign lands. Going to the bathroom is just the other side of the world.

I want to be your heart. If you annoy me, I won't jump.

36, girls who love taking pictures, the mobile phone will not be too bad.

There are many ways to destroy friendship, and the most thorough way is to borrow money.

Since you borrowed money from me, I have been thinking about you every penny.

39. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me?

40, a lot of important and urgent things, which one to do first will feel that everything else is delayed, so let's play with the mobile phone first.

4 1, God said there should be light, and I said I opposed it, so the world was dark.

42. Don't worry about the problems you can't solve today. Because it can't be solved tomorrow.

43. It takes thousands of years for monkeys to evolve into adults. It only takes two bottles of wine for a person to become a monkey.

44, you also learn from others Tencent, call me dear as soon as you go online.

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46. If you want to fall in love, please advise.

47. Love is as poor as money in a bank card, but loneliness and desire are as silent as loans.

48. You asked me how much I love you. Money can represent my heart.

49. When you feel that you have nothing and nothing cute. Look in the mirror, honey, you still have meat!

50. Mom said: Even if you are jealous, pretend to play soy sauce, and don't let others look down on you.

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1, I heard that people who are not angry with me are the most beautiful.

2, my small landlord, I am a farmer, don't argue with me!

3. I was wrong! Forgive me? No forgiveness! But eat your meal.

4. Don't totally deny me because of this trivial matter, and observe me for at least another 60 years!

I'm sorry that I broke your heart. Please forgive me. I will love you for life as compensation!

6, I am not good, I review; I was wrong, I was guilty.

Although I often make you angry, it is not my intention.

8. Wearing a cotton-padded jacket is because the weather is cold; Because of the rain, the umbrella was propped up; I texted you because I was wrong ... Can you forgive me?

Second, can my girlfriend rest assured after reading it?

1, watermelon melon cantaloupe, wrong my little fool.

Guess a riddle: I owe you five dollars, but I owe you ten dollars.

3. A pineapple went for a haircut. After sitting for a long time, the barber refused to cut it. It said, leave me alone!

I was looking at the moon once. The moon is round and bright, round and bright, round and bright, do you hear? (forgive)

There is a duckling in the queue, but he feels sorry for everything. He muttered, "Wrong duck, wrong duck, wrong duck!" !

6. Let me tell you a story. Good beep and bad beep are three good friends. One day, Bad Dudu called Bad Dudu and Bad Dudu asked who Bad Dudu was. Say whatever you want, and we'll make up!