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What are the poems of Mi people?
1, "Drunk peacefully, light greedy people for small profits"
Grab the mouth of Mud Swallow, sharpen the iron needle, scrape the face of Golden Buddha and search carefully: out of thin air.
Looking for peas in quail, cutting lean meat on crane legs, licking fat and oil on mosquito's abdomen. Thanks to the old man!
Grab mud from the swallow's mouth, cut iron chips from the needle, and scrape gold from the bodhisattva's face: out of thin air. It's a pity that you can find peas from the throat sac of quail, chop lean meat from the leg of crane and lick fat and oil from the stomach of mosquitoes!
2. Xiaoya's clever words (excerpt)
Snakes and snakes talk from their mouths.
The punch line is like a spring, and it is thick.
Who is he? He lives by the river.
Without fists and courage, the position would be chaotic.
Subtle and embarrassing, and brave.
For the Jews, it will be more, it will be geometry.
Talking big is as easy as blowing off dust. Smart words sound like drums, and brazen behavior is humble. What kind of person is it? Live by the river and on the grass. Without force and courage, we will only create opportunities for disaster. You have sores on your legs and edema on your feet. Where did you find courage? There are always so many tricks. How many people are left in your partner?
3. Seven-step poem
Wei Caozhi
Boiled beans are used as soup and fermented into juice.
Honey burns under the pot, and beans cry in the pot.
We are born from the same root. What's the hurry?
Boil beans to make bean soup, and filter beans to make juice. The beanstalk burns under the pot, and the beans cry in the pot. Beanstalk and beans are originally grown one by one. Why do they have to torture each other so much?
4. Feng Yanxiang Mouse
Mice have skin, but people have no tools.
What is immortality without instrument!
Rats have teeth, but people never stop.
There is no end to people and no end to death!
Rats have bodies, but people are rude.
I'm rude! Do not die!
Look at that mouse with skin. How can you be a person without dignity? If you have no dignity, you might as well die early. Look at that mouse with teeth. He can't control his behavior. If you can't control yourself, why not die? Look at that mouse. It's impolite to be a man. If you don't behave yourself, don't hesitate to go to hell.
5. Poem of National subjugation
Five generations of Mrs. Hua Rui
The flag was hung on the city, and my concubine learned it in the palace?
One hundred and forty thousand people were disarmed, and none of them were men!
The king put up a flag over the city. How do I know in the palace? One hundred and forty thousand soldiers surrendered without fighting. Is there no other man?
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