Tell me funny sentences on QQ. Pretending is only for a moment, being shameless is eternity.

Since I know that foodies are better than idiots, I think it’s better to be a foodie.

People often say that youth should not be left blank, so I blackened it!

When our teacher has finished collecting all the summer homework, there will be many waste collection trucks parked in the school and waiting.

Murphy's theorem is a common saying in our country: the chain will drop at the critical moment.

Pretending is only for a moment, being shameless is eternity. Face is something external to the body, you can want it or not. Money is a necessary thing, you have to have it.

If you care too much about other people’s opinions, you will have two endings: either you will die of exhaustion, or you will let others torture you to death.

My mother has taught me since I was a child that there is no limit to learning and turning back is the last step.

The reason why you can see the tomboyish side of a woman is because this woman doesn’t like you at all.

When my hair grows to my waist, it will stink to death if I don’t wash it.

What can be picked up but cannot be put down is the chopsticks, and what is stuck in and cannot be come out is the quilt.

When asked what love is in the world, I decisively say that love is just a fart. It disappears as soon as you let it go, but the taste is still there.

The alarm clock only wakes up my body, but cannot wake up my sleeping heart!

The world has always been cruel. If you don’t want to be an actor, you can only be a doll.

The first thing I do when I wake up every day is to sleep.

If youth is spent in idleness, then recalling the years will be a desolate tragedy.

Although I cannot save sentient beings, I can harm them.