Unreasonable and funny. Tell me about it.

Mosquito, born for my blood. I, who kills mosquitoes for a living, bring you an unreasonable and funny conversation, hoping to help you!

I am unreasonable unless my husband hugs me.

1. I gave you the skin, but I called you. Now you tell me that you are a man, even if you are a man, I want to be with you. .

If you are well, it will be sunny. But it has been raining heavily for a week. You won't die.

Some people will eat hard when they are unhappy. Unlike me, I eat hard when I'm unhappy.

I've been thinking about how long I can live when I kidnap the headmaster, tie him to the bed in the school dormitory and give him a small fan.

Mosquito, born for my blood. I live to kill mosquitoes.

6. Life is so fucking fun, because life always fucking plays with me.

7. No matter what. Anyway.

8. People like me who don't even know a few famous brands sometimes don't even feel that others are showing off their wealth.

9. The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead. I will definitely film my dad on the beach.

10, Grey Wolf said: I can't wronged my wife anyway!

I like you, young man. Be my running dog.

1, an interesting sentence: the exam is really so esay, so where can I not take it?

2. The most hypocritical sentence of Chinese New Year is: Hey, come as soon as you come and bring something.

3, don't eat fat in the New Year, how can you be worthy of dead chickens, ducks and fish.

4. Rich people are grandfathers! But there are even more people who owe money and don't pay it back!

Some people care about you, some protect you, some care about you, some want you to be happy, and some miss you all night. She is the one who loves you the most.

6、? What did you eat? Bullshit. What's wrong? Do you still want the formula?

7. Every time I accidentally drop a melon seed, I feel that there is nothing in life that I can't let go.

8, 10086 These damn spam messages, the earth can't stop you!

Don't point your Mona Lisa smile at me, I ... . . I really want to shave your eyebrows. . . . .

10、? I was reviewing math all night. ? I see. Get over it. ?

I hate Qin Shihuang. He didn't finish burning the book.

1. If God closes one of your windows and blocks the door, maybe God will turn on the air conditioner.

I have been favored by teachers since I went to school. I said that the teacher must be in contact with rain and dew, but the teacher scolded me and scolded me if he didn't listen.

At that time, at that time, we were still very naive. No one can imagine that ten years later, we are just passers-by.

4. God is fair. He gave you Zhang Chou's face, and he will definitely give you a home without money.

You get nothing, because I have nothing.

6. Whose love is placed in the holiday market, bargaining and auctioning its weight.

7. Count sheep when you can't sleep. I'm sleepy when I count to B. Drink a glass of water and keep counting before going to bed.

8. Don't complain that there is no beef in beef noodles. There is no wife in the old lady's cake.

9. Teacher, can we change the teaching methods? Like dreams.