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Can be used as an excerpt from the second sentence of personality signature
I don't care who it is. My time is spent destroying the world.
But some people leave their homes somewhere in the world, can't find them and die on the road.
4. The words of parting really become parting as soon as they are spoken.
You said it was a brief encounter, and I said I loved you because I was not brave enough.
6. Those who are darker than dusk and redder than blood are buried in the torrent of time. In your name, I swear to the darkness here.
7. Domestic dramas love to go, Korean dramas cry, and American dramas come up.
8. One day, the tiger will return to the mountain, and half the sky will be dyed red with blood.
9. My brother was thirsty and I donated blood. When he was hungry, I gave him meat. My brother's sins were redeemed, my brother's mistakes were compensated, my brother's career was borne by me, and my brother's illness was borne by me.
10. I have no charming appearance, but I have a heart that loves you. It's up to you.
1 1. What is really important, people who don't have it will always know. -"Silver Soul"
12. Let the living method and consciousness of preventing people be deeply imprinted in your heart.
13. Do everything by halves, even like yourself.
Why is Snow White white? Because it forgot its original color.
15. If you could see through me, I would have been riddled with holes.
16. I'm Hui Hui! Take the Great Magician as a profession and manipulate the strongest attack magic.
17. Showing half your ass doesn't mean you are sexy, it only means that your underwear is small.
The second sentence (the second part) that can be used as a personality signature is 18. From now on, the battlefield is dominated by me alone!
19. Pikachu, is that you?
20. "If ... if at that time" and "If you hold a brave man's hand instead of gold coins"-Shichimiya Satone's Falling in Love with Secondary Two.
2 1. Just like when you were alive, you died uninteresting and ignorant.
22. Only the result, only the result can stay in this world.
23. Break the reality, split the spirit and exile the world.
24. If you think hard, you will get it. Ask well and you will get rich. You will have extensive exchanges and in-depth discussions.
25. Human beings are tired when they are alive, otherwise how can they be called human beings!
26. Fear is freedom, and King's Landing is liberation. Contradiction is truth, and this is the reality of this world. Pigs in clothes yield to this reality.
27. Nothing in the world can't be solved with one punch. If there is, then punch twice.
28. fate is impermanent. What you have, and get it back.
29. Get the easy questions right, and the difficult ones will become easy.
30. I want to be a partner of justice.
3 1. You said you were snobbish and I said you were nearsighted.
32. I really feel sorry for myself. I'm with humans 24 hours a day and every minute.
33. Some things can't be protected without fighting. What do you think you can protect only with your heart?
What a strong will! I would rather die than fail.
35. If you are a witch, I just need to become a demon.
36. It is knowledge that should arm itself, not a pile of rubbish.
37. But a wound is always a wound.
38. Brother Shi! Stop destroying knowledge, turn over a new page and move on.
39. If you retreat as a soldier, it means that the front is retreating.
40. Don't mess with my sister. I have a secret weapon: fan you to death, fan you to death, fan me to death.
4 1. The real truth is to solve your own problems. Facing up to your own problems and trying to solve them is the shortcut to success. Whoever can calm down and focus on small loopholes and obstacles will take a big step first.
42. I have come back from the source of self-knowledge and creation.
43. I don't know why I am sad because of loss and why I am worried about a short time.
44. If there were no orphans in the world, how many people would be kings and emperors?
45. Pull up mountains and rivers and burn my soul. Now I am invincible!
46. Vitality, like my knowledge, is an inexhaustible spring.
47. Like human life, human dignity must be well protected.
48. I want this day, and I can't cover my eyes anymore! I want this land, I can't bury my heart! Let all living beings know what I mean! I want the gods and demons to disappear!
49. Fear is the chief culprit of all bad habits, such as failure, depression, jealousy, crime, betrayal and failure.
50. Break the reality, split the spirit and exile the world! Those who are darker than dusk and redder than blood are buried in the torrent of time. In your name, I swear to the darkness here! Because it is in front of us! It's all stupid! I will use my strength and yours to destroy it equally! The dragon is broken! I want to be a partner of justice! If God can't save this rotten world, let me destroy it and kill this useless God by the way. Signed a contract with me to become a monkey shochu bar. In the name of Dong Fangbubai School, my hands burn like bright red fire. It loudly told me to seize the victory, burst into heat, and make a fist that broke the earth! To count your sins. Look at that. People, like garbage, only compromise.
A collection of some Chinese sentences that boys prefer.
Some Chinese sentences that boys like better (I) 1. I will do all the good in this world and cover all the evil in this world.
2. Pull up mountains and rivers and burn my soul. Now I am invincible!
The whole world was created for you, and now you are being tested by God.
4. The life that made me moan without illness changed when I was ready to accept it.
Life is long, suddenly looking back, the joys and sorrows have already turned into a little dust. Sighing the geometry of life, looking back blankly, suddenly passing by. The course of life is either happy or sad, or smooth or bumpy, or depressed or surprised. Sad and happy, and then who knows? Just at a loss.
6. Humans always repeat the same mistakes.
7. Don't let me lose the motivation to live, or I don't know what I will do.
8. No one is born guilty. Sin is just a kind of self-mockery and criticism.
9. The weak will be killed eventually. The weak who escape will die faster.
10. Keep saying that you protect others, but in the end you can't protect yourself. This is what you call protection? Is this what you call peace? There's nothing you can do now, nothing you can protect. Your kindness is your greatest weakness and your most hypocritical lie!
1 1. Burn, my little universe!
12. Be pessimistic about success and optimistic about failure. Look down on yourself and treat others with tolerance. Look at problems rationally and look at life naively.
13. I don't marry rich people, I am rich people.
14. But some people leave their homes somewhere in the world, can't find them and die on the road.
15. I said: my country should walk in the sky and see the four directions in nine days; I can see people on the ground offering lambs to me to prove the name and righteousness of my king of kings!
16. I have two dreams, one is to change the world and the other is to destroy it. But I found that human beings were hopeless, so I chose the latter.
17. It was because I saw it too thoroughly that I began to live badly.
Some Secondary Two sentences that boys prefer (Part II) 18. The defeated dragon, Ryuga Banjo.
19. Brother Shi, why do some people say that they want to set up a variety troupe?
20. I will only look at you for a long time.
2 1. Angels and demons, they both have wings and strength, but why should we distinguish good from bad? Is there a difference between saving a kind person and saving a fallen person? All to save lives. To save a person, you have to give up a person, right?
22. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but that I am in Sina Weibo and you are in Tencent Weibo.
23. Babies who come into this world are always crying, because the world scares them.
24. Fear is freedom, and King's Landing is liberation. Contradiction is truth, and this is the reality of this world. Pigs in clothes yield to this reality.
25. If you think hard, you will get it. Ask well and you will get rich. You will have extensive exchanges and in-depth discussions.
26. Obviously, I am the first, whether I am in Form 2 or playing together, obviously I am the first.
27. You lived in my heart when you were thin, and then you got stuck when you got fat.
28. Although it is a virtual world, it feels more vivid than reality.
29. My background is as hard as Xiao.
30. No matter how much sympathy is given, it is a fact that human beings are hopeless.
3 1. People who don't know the pain can't know the real peace.
32. It is knowledge that should arm itself, not a pile of rubbish.
33. Don't ask about harvest, ask about cultivation! Heaven rewards diligence.
34. If you dare to mess with me, I will bless you to have a daughter all your life!
Some Secondary Two sentences that boys prefer (Part III) 35. Since this is my youth, let it continue to be confused.
36. Human beings are like this. They got it, and they want more.
37. Turning a point into a line and a line into the world, I made the initial point.
38. I will conquer you with my strength.
39. I'm sorry, in fact, when you were ready to fight with me, you already lost.
40. She never seems to feel tired. She is a pure angel, folding her wings for people falling everywhere. I would like to become a beautiful angel in a fairy tale, and wrap you in my arms with white wings so that you won't be hurt a little.
4 1. The next flower is still in bloom, so take care of it.
42. Time can change many things. The so-called vicissitudes of life are just a flick of a finger. Memory is like water in the palm of your hand. Whether you open it or hold it tightly, it will flow clean bit by bit.
43. I said: the earth should be pulled up to form mountains and hills, and depressed to form valleys and lowlands; Water should flow on the ground to form rivers and float in the sky to form clouds; Fire will burn, burning sinners who don't listen to me; The air on the ground will go up, the fire and water will go up, and it is full of my gospel! So I created the world!
44.why do you want to die? How can you realize your ambition when you die, idiot?
45. Never compromise.
46. People who degenerate into darkness always yearn for light and cling to warmth.
47. The real truth is to solve your own problems. Facing up to your own problems and trying to solve them is the shortcut to success. Whoever can calm down and focus on small loopholes and obstacles will take a big step first.
48. I'm not just saying. Even if I beg in the street, I can guarantee that you have enough food and clothing.
49. Better than yesterday, better than 1 hour ago! Better than yourself a minute ago! Better than yourself at the last second!
I dedicate my life and glory to the night watchman, tonight and every night.
Self-deprecating sentences that can be used as personalized signatures are universal (49 sentences)
A self-deprecating sentence that can be used as a personality signature (1) 1. Dear yourself, never embarrass yourself, such as not sleeping, not eating, being sad and blaming yourself. These are all things that fools do.
There is a feeling more painful than lovelorn, that is, self-inflicted.
I regret not seeing me all my life, but I regret not seeing me all my life.
Learn to study and you will find that God has closed the window of English, closed the door of mathematics, blocked the drain pipe of physics and blocked the sewer of chemistry for you.
5. When I get rich, let's buy two lollipops. 1 Let me show you and eat. 1 Let me eat for you.
6. The moon sets in the western hills, sighing at midnight, and it is difficult to wait for the ticket. Don't laugh when you drink too much on the construction site, save money and earn money. Gao Fushuai doesn't know how to cry, so it's easy to throw away the money. Why do you need to return home at the beginning of the year when you are homesick? Who doesn't like the warmth of country wine and just wants to return home next year?
7. I didn't expect Qingyun for a long time, but I know that white hair can grow longer.
8. Actually, I used to be quite tall, but later I often took a shower and shrunk.
9. I am like a fly lying on the glass. I have a bright future, but I can't find a way out.
10. Now I'm the only one of the two. If memory is an expression, I will treat you as a secret.
1 1. I'm not afraid of dark clouds following me. I'm not afraid to go on the road alone. I am afraid that I will stop here, afraid of progress, afraid of unknown thorns.
12. If you finally get tired of me, be sure to come and tell me, and don't alienate me without saying a word. I am too worried about being swayed by considerations of gain and loss, so I am afraid that I have done something wrong, and then I will fall into infinite imagination and self-blame. If you are still thinking about your mutual affection, just put down your so-called face and tell me that you are tired. After you let me know all the ins and outs, I will let you go without delay or nostalgia.
13. "When you leave, I will bless you. You don't have to blame yourself or take it to heart. I am not fragile, let alone hurt. Anyway, I love you.
14. I'm really sorry that you don't care, and I feel sorry for myself.
15. I am incompetent and can't make you like me.
16. I am in a mess now. Some people can't get out and some people can't get in.
17. No matter who says I'm stupid, I like to make friends with 2B.
18. Later, whenever someone is half like you, I will try my best to be nice to him.
19. I am a special person. I am an ordinary person, so I am an extraordinary person.
20. I looked at my yesterday and then lost my tomorrow.
2 1. Mean is a universal truth, and you and I are just one of them.
22. Many people despise me. Who are you?
23. You are not worried that no one will love you, but that no one will love you the way you want. In the end, you will find that your worry is right: no one can love you the way you want, except yourself. zhang defen
24. The furthest distance in the world is not that you and I live far away, but that our classmates are in different rooms.
25. Single reasons: I originally liked a person; I like being alone now.
I have loved, hated, resented and angered. Strong winds will roll in the east, west, north and south respectively.
27. What should I do if I meet a snake in the wild? Don't panic, hold up an umbrella with a warm smile and pretend to be Xu Xian.
28. Why do you want to be invisible? Because in this case, at least I can think that you didn't send it to me because I wasn't there.
29. What I have done is so insignificant. But what I do is very important.
30. A quiet smile with endless sadness. Cold face, hidden unspeakable heartache.
3 1. Don't make yourself cry easily. When you laugh, the whole world laughs with you. But when you cry, you are the only one in the world who cries.
32. Even if I scold you at ordinary times, I won't know that I am both civil and military until I hit you.
33. Some girls are like lotus flowers. Some girls are like peony flowers, noble and elegant. Some girls are like plum blossoms, cold and aloof. And you are fleshy.
34. If what you give me is the same as what you give to others, then I don't want it.
Since I became shit, no one dared to step on my head again.
36. Even if it is a piece of shit, you will meet dung beetles one day. So you don't have to worry too much about yourself today.
37. Even staying up late is lonely. Go to bed early. No one says good night to you, and no one is reluctant to let you stay up late.
Occasionally, if you live in silence, you will feel great, but if you live in silence, you will feel miserable. ...
I don't want to study for 30 days a month.
40. In my opinion, those exaggerated plots are not used to make people believe, and their only purpose is to add some illusions to the bleak reality.
4 1. I'm not single. I have a girl with a hard disk.
42. I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot.
43. This is the last time I cry and laugh.
44. How can you listen to some words, even if you don't want to believe your toes?
45. What can be foreseen is not the future, and what can be avoided is not accidents.
46. Sorry, I can't stand your hot and cold. Please don't come to me when you are bored. That would make me redundant.
47. You told me to get out, and I got out. You asked me to come back. I'm sorry. I'm leaving.
48. The most beautiful tacit understanding is that as long as he says a word of grass, I will make the bed silently.
49. When you were thin, you lived in my heart. Then when I got fat, I got stuck in it and couldn't get out.
Excerpts from the latest funny and humorous sentences about Grade Two in Xiaohong's book (42 sentences)
Little Red Book's latest funny and humorous sentence about grade two (I) 1. What's the use of the side wall? What's the use of drinking without seeing it? A big bag.
2. The world is so cruel, but it is so beautiful.
3. Is it wrong to be pessimistic? . So I won't change, it's as simple as that. Change is not so easy to talk about. So don't talk to rubbish like me.
4. Keep talking about protecting others, but you can't protect yourself in the end. This is what you call protection? Is this what you call peace? There's nothing you can do now, nothing you can protect. Your kindness is your greatest weakness and your most hypocritical lie!
Like human life, human dignity must be well protected.
6. Brother Shi! Stop destroying knowledge, turn over a new page and move on.
7. Wan Li is far away, but I can't find it. Why don't you meet me and smile?
8. Speak your mind out loud.
9. You are a hero, so you must die. There has never been a living hero in this world.
10. Whether you go to school or not, the school is there and starts on time.
1 1. Have you ever heard of the evening bell? This is a symbol of a new life. Elk running, can you come with blessings? Cheer, this last moment. Look, white dawn!
12. The essence of a thing is always revealed when it leaves.
13. People who stand on the top of the world can't have any fear.
14. Innocent people were burned to death by flames, and their ashes were soaked in Wang Yang, and their homes were thousands of miles away. I'm walking, and it's freezing now. I am a soldier fighting for myself, and I can't see where the road is. I feel ashamed and humiliated. I waited for the call, folded my hands on my chest, and I greeted the coming of battle and fate. The clash of cast iron echoed in my heart. The horn sounded ahead. From dawn to dusk, I have to run and escape. I want to taste the painful and bitter blood on my lips again. This deadly snowstorm burned my hands. At the moment, it is biting. I'm walking far away from my hometown in Wan Li, and I can't remember your eyes and your face.
15. Whose love do you think you are receiving? This is God's love.
16. I dedicate my life and glory to the night watchman, tonight and every night.
17. I hereby announce to you that you have committed the unforgivable crime of anger and evil spirit in the galaxy protection law. I will seal you here and watch my burning sword!
18. Fight. I will give my life for freedom. No matter how terrible the world is, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter how cruel the world is. Fight, fight, fight!
19. The world can go anywhere with only one sword.
20. This is the foreshadowing before making a decisive move, do you understand? I will prove it to you.
2 1. If I pass your grave, I will applaud you with both hands.
Little Red Book's latest humorous sentence about Grade Two (Part II) 22. Wisdom and despair are scattered all over the floor, and smiles and tears are wet.
23. Feel the pain, experience cohabitation, accept the pain and understand the pain.
24. Break the reality, split the spirit and exile the world! Those who are darker than dusk and redder than blood are buried in the torrent of time. In your name, I swear to the darkness here! Because it is in front of us! It's all stupid! I will use my strength and yours to destroy it equally! The dragon is broken! I want to be a partner of justice! If God can't save this rotten world, let me destroy it and kill this useless God by the way. Signed a contract with me to become a monkey shochu bar. In the name of Dong Fangbubai School, my hands burn like bright red fire. It loudly told me to seize the victory, burst into heat, and make a fist that broke the earth! To count your sins. Look at that. People, like garbage, only compromise.
25. In the future, I will marry Xia. My son's name is Xia. I'll see which teacher calls my son's name in class.
26. People who degenerate into darkness always yearn for light and cling to warmth.
27. Just like when you were alive, you died uninteresting and ignorant.
28. Turning points into lines and lines into the world, I made the initial points.
29. I thought Oreo was getting smaller, but I got bigger.
30. Time can change many things. The so-called vicissitudes of life are just a flick of a finger. Memory is like water in the palm of your hand. Whether you open it or hold it tightly, it will flow clean bit by bit.
3 1. "If ... if then" and "If you hold the hand of a brave man instead of gold coins"-Shichimiya Satone's "Fall in love with even a person with a second-degree disease"
As long as I live in this life, no one can hurt your finger.
He is laughing because the sadness in his eyes is about to overflow.
34. If it's for her, I don't care about betraying the world!
35. I have exceeded the limits of human beings. If you still treat me with that poor mortal wisdom, it's just bring disgrace to oneself.
36. My brother was thirsty and I donated blood. When he was hungry, I gave him meat. My brother's sins were redeemed, my brother's mistakes were compensated, my brother's career was borne, and my brother's illness was borne.
37. I want what I want, I want what I want. I can't have both, so I left.
38. It is better to die together than to heal from destruction.
39. It turns out that things like this that the gods can't control have a name, called-demon.
40. The road is your own step by step, and you have to do it yourself more or less! 7。 I can't leave my mind, I can't go back. I was abandoned by you.
4 1. I don't like to tidy my room. They all call me a messy room hero.
42. If you dare to mess with me, I will bless you to have a daughter all your life!
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