A joke about talking fruit.

Once upon a time, there was a chubby grapefruit who thought he was going to lose weight. A month later, he succeeded in becoming a chubby orange.

second

Apple said: I am like a human heart.

Mango said: I am like a human stomach.

Grape said: I am like a human eye.

Banana said: Nima, I hate this game!

third place

Once upon a time, there was a watermelon. He was always lost, so he went to buy a compass. When he finally succeeded in finding his own way, he became a pumpkin.

fourth

A flock of sheep passed by-strawberries.

Here comes a pack of wolves-Yangmei.

Finally, the hunter came-blueberry.

Fifth place

Which two kinds of fruits have mobile phones? -radish and green vegetables, each has his own love.

Sixth

One day, a big grape and a small grape were walking on the road. Suddenly, the little grape said to the big grape, can I carry you? The big grape said yes! The small grape was squashed after the big grape on its back. . .

Seventh place

One day, the teacher took a group of children to the mountain to pick fruit. She said to the children, children, after picking fruit, we can wash and eat together. All the children went to pick fruit. As soon as the assembly time came, all the children got together.

Teacher: Xiaohua, what did you pick?

Xiaohua: I'm washing apples because I picked them.

Teacher: What about you, Xiaomei?

Xiaomei: I'm washing tomatoes because I picked tomatoes.

Teacher: The children are great! Where is Amin?

A-Ming: I'm washing cloth shoes because I stepped in shit.

No.8

The doctor said to the patient, "the most important thing is that you eat more fruits, especially the peel, which is rich in vitamins." Well, what's your favorite fruit? "

The patient said with a bitter face, "Coconut."

Ninth place

The fruit seller downstairs is amazing!

Bananas have just been put up and called Tianbao bananas; When it comes to yellow, it is called Dole Banana. The yellow one is called Hainan banana; The spotted banana is called Thai spotted banana; It's called African black banana when it gets dark!

No. 10

Once upon a time, there was a carambola. He keeps many sheep. One day there was a hole in the sheepfold, and a sheep took the opportunity to escape. Everyone told him to mend the hole quickly, but he said that the sheep had run away and there was no need to mend it. In the past few days, carambola found herself a bayberry.

No. 1 1

What is Faye Wong's favorite fruit?

Durian (sometimes, sometimes, I would rather choose "nostalgia" than let go)

No. 12

What kind of fruit has the worst eyesight?

Blind fruit

No. 13

What fruit has the highest humidity?

Pear (ion perm)

No. 14

One day, eggplant walked into the street and suddenly sneezed a lot. It wiped its nose and said angrily, "Damn, someone took a group photo again!" " "

No. 15

Two bananas are walking on the road. The banana in front felt so hot that she took off her clothes. As a result, the banana behind him fell.

No. 16

Tomato A and tomato are already shopping. Suddenly a truck rushed out and ran over tomato A. Tomato B pointed at tomato A and smiled: "ketchup!" " "

No. 17

Tomato A: Brother, what's your name?

Tomato b: ...

Tomato A: Brother, what's your name?

Tomato b: ...

Tomato A: Brother ...

Tomato B (looking strangely): We are tomatoes. How can we talk? ...

No. 18

Heibulin said, I'm so sour.

Yangmei said, I am more sour.

Macy said, can you two be as sour as me? I'm too sour to eat ~

Bananas are unhappy. Why am I so sweet or so bad?

No. 19

There are four mangoes in the bag. Two people are discussing how to divide it.

One said, I'll eat three. What about you?

The other said, I have two more than you, so five.

The other continued, well, let's eat eight today.

20(th)

One day, I felt sore all over when I was walking. I looked down-I stepped on a lemon.