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Husband is responsible for raising pigs and cooking.

1. Life has never been out of order. The people who should come are destined to be good people. No matter where I stand now, I only cherish what is good to me. 2. Life never tells us the result. The only thing that can tell us is to constantly accept new challenges.

3. I hate getting off the plane every time I put on makeup for a long time and choose clothes for a long time. After getting off the plane, I had to go out alone because I didn't want to take them away like this.

After all that time, your cosmetics are still so expensive.

I heard that when girls meet important people, they all breathe RMB. So don't stand them up easily.

When I love him, I think he is immature. I didn't know he had been living in my heart until he turned away.

6. Sometimes we think we don't love him, and only after we miss him do we find that he is already in our hearts. This is the mystery of the authorities.

7. He always seems to give me hope and refuse my love for him. He seems to be pushing me away and pulling me. I don't know how long I can hold on, really.

Tired and sad.

8. I told myself to love him more every day until I couldn't even touch myself, but I was still very sad.

9. When all love accumulates into grievances and helplessness, tell yourself that you need to choose, and hold your head high no matter what the result of your choice is.

10, you never know how excited I am to see your news, and I can't wait to jump up with my mobile phone. Some people can't say what is good, but

No one can replace it.

1 1. In the world of love, there are only love and no love. All the excuses are to seek some comfort for their own practices. Girls don't need the comfort of charity, and they are smart when they want to leave.

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12, sorry. Isn't that what you said when you wanted to make amends? But you have no idea of being responsible for your own mistakes. You don't deserve to say these three words! ! !

13, when you love you like me, you will understand why I am unreasonable in your eyes. It's a pity that I can't seem to find him as much as I love him. male

Who loves me so much?

14, I really don't regret missing it. People and things you miss will be met by others. If others miss it, you have a chance, and everyone will miss it.

Everyone missed it. What truly belongs to you will never be missed.

15, the tears I shed are all the grievances of this year, not unforgettable, but I invested too much to let the tears flow away.

16, what feelings fear most is that one person is planning the future, while another person is thinking about how to escape.

17, we always have to bear this apology, and then turn around and leave, and continue to face this beautiful life.

18, and said that people who talk about love all day are mostly lip service.

19, it's past the age of listening to love. It depends on what he did for you before he was moved, doesn't it?

20. I was a little proud. I always thought I would have a little temper. The first time, someone will come and apologize. Later, I found that after a long time, your temper became what others thought.

Unreasonable, become lukewarm, it doesn't matter. It turns out that time and distance can change a lot. We all care too much about our feelings, more than each other. Announce your intention to leave and be sincere.

, indicating dispersion. After all, I don't want to go against my will.

On the sadness of women turning away after divorce

The sad story of a woman who turned away after divorce-1. Pigs without money, dogs with money. Those who have no money want to get married, and those who have money want to get divorced. Wives and secretaries without money, secretaries and wives with money.

There is no one who is not injured in this world, and only oneself can really cure himself.

Each of us can be knocked down, but no one can stop us from getting up from the ground. Dear friends, let's adjust our mentality, face the inner world and the outer world positively and get a new life!

4. I always need some warmth, even if it is a self-righteous commemoration.

Everyone is talking about happiness, but how many people are really happy?

6. Whether it is happiness or misfortune, there must be reasons. Happiness is not born, and disaster is not born. When you envy other people's marital happiness and lament your own marital misfortune, have you ever thought about the reasons? Except for some external factors and forces that you can't change, most of the bitter wine of marriage is brewed by husband and wife, and we often only complain without reflecting on ourselves.

7. I am extremely unhappy at work and feel surrounded by walls everywhere. Is it necessary to change the environment? When I am extremely unhappy in my marriage, I always feel like an icehouse. Do you have the courage to break through the siege?

Please don't feel how unforgettable you are. The smile is real, not that I'm trying to be brave.

9. If you have enough peace of mind, why do you have to take the exam carefully?

10. Stop at the lips and teeth, hide in the years, hide in the years, and scatter in the sea of people.

1 1. I saw through his heart, and he and all her films were in it.

12. If you can, please put me back on the road where I don't know you.

13. The biggest and most important change after marriage is that husband and wife no longer appreciate each other after marriage. Specifically, ignore each other's advantages, not praise, not praise, more sarcasm, more irony; Ignore what the other person has done for himself, take everything for granted, and have no heartfelt gratitude.

14. Did I really forget the past and accept you?

15. Divorce, for me, is simply an honor to my ancestors.

16. Before deciding to divorce, there is a long, painful and difficult process of thinking about the reasons, that is, a process of comprehensively providing the basis for your decision from the perspectives of personal needs, interests, opinions and values.

17. You must admit that there are always some friends around you whose laughter is funnier than jokes.

18. Memories are still warm, but promises have cooled down.

19. Who is a passer-by in his life, who is the wheel of his life, the dust of past lives, the wind of this life, and the soul of endless sadness. In the end, no one belongs to anyone.

20. When two people are together for a long time, they will be close to their truest selves.

On the sadness of a woman turning away after divorce. Part II: 2 1. Others are so happy, so am I.

22. Love has come to an end, running water under the bridge.

23. If you are unhappy, unworthy and unhappy, separation is not a crime.

24. Don't say love easily. A promise is a debt.

25. If you are disappointed enough, leave, stay together vigorously, and let go quietly.

26. The saddest thing is that you frown, but I have no reason to hold you.

27. If our love is a mistake, I hope you and I didn't suffer in vain.

28. People are people, so you don't have to be human. The world is the world, there is no need to be careful; Love is love, and you can't condescend to plead; Fate is fate, not against one's will; Friends, please follow the fate!

29. Please be confident. You are a landscape, there is no need to look up in other people's landscapes.

30. I tried my best to make you pay attention to me, and finally found that I was too romantic.

3 1. Turn around for life. No problem. I spent my whole life to forget you.

Let's drink to the past, but please don't look back.

33. When we complain that marriage is boring or unfortunate, in fact, we are all making the same fatal mistake, that is, pointing the root of marital misfortune at marriage itself rather than ourselves. This is really a big misunderstanding and also our sorrow. Who made the unhappy marriage? It's ourselves, luck and misfortune, all on ourselves.

34. Don't get married, have children, be a wife, go it alone and do whatever you want, just for fun.

35. From then on, there will be no night of unintentional love, so let him sit in the west wing under the bright moon.

36. Love is art, marriage is technology, divorce counts, and cheating is cheating.

37. Time flies on my cheek and takes away all my memories about you.

38. The premise and foundation of happiness are of course love and loyalty, and whether happiness can be truly realized in the end depends on the good emotional habits between husband and wife. Therefore, good habits make a happy marriage.

39. In the end, when I stand in front of you, you will see my scar and know that I was injured and healed.

40. Married people should not divorce easily, and once divorced, don't expect to turn back. Love or marriage, when you have it, you must cherish it. And when you really lose it, you should learn to let it go in time. Remarriage after divorce is the most unforgivable stupid mistake in life.

Talk about the classic QQ space-only by taking on the storm of the journey can we hold up the rainbow all over the sky.

Through time, I saw that you were not there, which made me lost.

Tell those injuries endlessly, just want to settle down calmly.

I am afraid that you will dislike me, but in the end I will wait for you to be unable to comment.

I can love you wholeheartedly, or I can give you up without my heart.

After all, the brain is not a system and cannot be formatted. Then, you can't start over.

If I see the ending from the beginning, I still choose to make you happy.

There is only one person in the world, so there is no need to be an episode in other people's lives.

The past page, if you can't turn it, don't turn it. If you turn off the dust, you will lose your eyes.

I stood behind you, looked at you and him, and said with tears that it doesn't matter.

For you to have a bright future, we have to give up our warm present.

I have a crush on the person I like and dare not confess. Who knows?

I decided to turn my back on you and find my own happiness. Don't worry, we'll all be happy.

One minute of love, one hour of love, one day of love. Forget him, but it's a lifetime.

Success is a related term, which will bring you many unrelated relatives!

There is no rehearsal in life, every moment is live.

Men's hands are not used to wash clothes, but to hug women.

The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to those grandchildren.

Please pay more attention to domestic products, and don't tap the potential of worshipping foreign things and flattering foreign countries on us.

I sat on a stone 150 million years ago and stayed for an afternoon.

Some people say, don't wait until you lose it to cherish it, but they don't say that you will have it if you cherish it.

Happiness is that as long as you hold hands, you won't be afraid even if you lose your sense of direction.

Is there a person who lives in your heart and never leaves?

Life is so long, you just say let me wait for you, when should I wait.

Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.

Who smiles and pretends not to be sad, who hides his sadness seamlessly.

Somewhere in my heart, there is a feeling of being unknown. You are weak, it is strong.

I opened this road and planted this tree. I want to cross this road and leave my underwear.

I don't know much about music, so sometimes I'm unreliable and sometimes I'm out of tune.

Countless encounters are staged every day, but we will always miss them.

We should walk on different roads and never look back at each other's happiness.

When I love you, I suffer losses. When I lose you, my heart is like a stagnant pool, and I can't afford to make waves.

After the emotion, I realized that hate and love are both love.

Decadent memories, wasted time, bright smiles, bitter tears.

I believed your fairy tale, and I became a blue flower in it.

I want to close myself up and cry and laugh crazily in my own world.

I just want to know if your heart will give me a space to exist, that's all.

I'm waiting for your call. When the tears have already shed, you don't know that my heart really hurts.

Only by enduring the hardships of the journey can we finally retain the rainbow sky.

You will never understand how much you hurt me, and you will never take me seriously.

Those seeds scattered by the wind fell into the heart and fell asleep.

Celebrate their happiness, hum their songs, and unconsciously become sad.

Hide your name and get rid of your dual personality, and you will pass me by.

If you can't keep up with their rhythm, then slow down and keep moving forward without giving up.

Fate often plays different jokes on us, but sincerity and sincerity will meet.

Positive energy inspirational talk: just give you a lesson, then turn around and leave.

1. The noise and brightness of the world, the happiness and happiness of the world, are like a clean stream, swimming in the wind before my eyes, and the warmth is like a spring. I don't expect anything. I just want you to be happy and not sad.

Life will go on anyway. Sometimes injury and failure are not necessarily bad things, they will make you better, and so will loneliness and loss. Everything will turn into a good thing in the end, as long as you can go to the end.

No matter how difficult it is, hold your head high. Life is a wake-up call, not yesterday, not tomorrow, but today. Live in the present and look to the future. Life is an attitude, and peace of mind is naturally broad. Different you and me, different mentality, different life.

The future that we have been worried about and full of curiosity will vaguely feel bright in our hearts.

Each of us is actually a walk-on for the whole world. Without you, the whole world will go on. Only you know how good you are. Our only chance to be the protagonist is in our family and the lives of our loved ones. Only in front of these people can we be really important. Therefore, it doesn't matter what others think of you. Forget the whole world, you still have a home.

6. Some pressures always have to be overcome by yourself, and when they are said, they become complaints full of negative energy. It does not help to seek comfort, but also increases the troubles of others. And if you walk through difficulties and obstacles alone, you will appreciate yourself for sticking to your teeth without saying a word.

7. This fragile youth is pieced together with the sweat of dreams. We have to believe that there is always a intersection on this road that points to our dreams. Let your heart not be displaced and always be full of the positive energy of youth.

8. May you enrich the world because of someone's appearance, may your life be like a golden greeting card, may this long time be gentle and peaceful, may you have memories to cook wine, may you have no weakness and need no armor, and may we waste our lives with our loved ones, with tears in our eyes and a long life.

9. The transition of life is often very difficult at that time, but one day I suddenly turned around and I flew to Qianshan.

10. Everyone who is really strong has to live without help and support. Everything is supported by oneself, and all emotions are only known to oneself. But as long as you bite the bullet, everything will be different.

1 1. Not afraid of thousands of people blocking, I am afraid of surrendering myself.

12. Don't travel, don't take risks, don't talk about an untried life, just hang up QQ every day, brush Weibo, visit Taobao, and do what you can do at the age of 80. What's the use of being young?

13. The world is a mess, and there is nothing to be afraid of. Everyone has bitterness that can't be vented and depression that can't be resolved, and none of us who live here try our best to live by hook or by crook.

14. The sufferings and setbacks we have to face will not be reduced because we encounter enough. God will not pity you for your misery, but will only arrange one difficulty after another to temper your will. Just like Tang Priest's Buddhist scriptures, if you want to get the scriptures, you should not have the idea of going back. You have no choice but to continue stumbling to the end.

15. There are people working hard where you can't see them. As far as you can see, they seem to be fooling around like you, complaining like you, and only you believe these are true, and finally only you continue to make progress.