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Yes, prose begins to go to school.

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School started these days, because the office multimedia needs to repair the machine, so I came three days in advance to repair and check the computer in the classroom with my friends.

It turned out that the teacher said that we should come on the 26th. My mother was very angry and couldn't start school so early. Without water, electricity and food, she gave me advice to lead five members of the office to revolt and go to school on 1.

The saddest thing is that our teacher's sister is a boarder and can arrange accommodation for us, so we have to compromise, but later the teacher made allowance and asked us to come again on 1.

You can't spend the fifteenth day of the first month at home. I was supposed to take my family to enjoy the lights, so I had no choice. For work and money, I still have to start school early.

Every few days before school starts, my lovely family, that's really super good for me.

My dad, who always dislikes me sleeping late, won't disturb me to get up, nor will he encourage my brother to put a turtle in my face to wake me up. My grumpy sister also began to wash dishes on her own initiative, saying that her mother, who is famous for her laziness, cooked for me in another way.

The fickle "faces" of my family really touched me, touched me, touched me, and already ...

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The night before the start of school, I held a routine family meeting as usual, probably because my mother told me to take care of myself, with red eyes and tears from time to time.

My father echoed a few words in the gap between the papers, and Nini screamed. My brothers and sisters clapped their hands on the table and said that I had finally left and they could do whatever they wanted.

I got up early at five o'clock the next day, and my sister who slept like a pig opened her eyes and looked at me and said goodbye to her sister. She was moved.

Look at my brother again. I touched his forehead with all my sister's strength, and as a result, people said in their sleep: get out. This is your sister's problem. I forgot you got up.

Sure enough, girls are more reliable, huh.

My parents took me to the station and watched the car leave me when I got on the bus. Well, I said, won't those parents wait for your daughter's car to leave before you go?

Later, I went back to school to videotape my mother. My mother said she felt a little sick after they left. She stopped for a while and looked at me. I didn't see them.

Well, that's more like it.

Most college students start school in March, April and May, so I escaped the crowds in Spring Festival travel rush, and the ticket price was much cheaper than usual. I heard from the driver that the price will increase these two days.

I took the earliest bus and accidentally chartered a car. Although they are full one by one, they are still quite powerful.

What saddens me most is that I haven't lost my mobile phone, and it's not like being stolen by a thief when I was a freshman. A person's journey is no longer so terrible.

The most embarrassing thing is that I have been in the car and made a joke. This time, the bus can stop halfway, and when you get off in the city, call.

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My school is in North University Town, and this bus just enters from the north expressway. I can get off halfway without bypassing the terminal.

So when I was near the terminal, I began to take off my headphones and listen carefully to whether the conductor called to get off at North University Town, for fear of passing by.

Later, watching the scenery on the road became more and more wrong. I opened the map of Gaode and found that the little blue dot was getting farther and farther away from my school. I asked the driver where to get off at North University Town. The driver smiled and said, Girl, the North University Town has long passed. I didn't call you until you were busy playing with your mobile phone.

The whole car turned to look at me, and I happened to sit in the back again, and the warm mocking eyes sprinkled on my face, well, it was very worrying.

The driver is very enthusiastic, so every time someone gets off the bus, he will shout: The little girl who missed the stop doesn't have to get off, get off at the terminal. Every time he shouted, the whole car turned to look at me again.

I said uncle, actually I know the terminal. I know where the terminal is. I am really embarrassed by you. I blushed all the way. I'm cheeky. I haven't blushed for a long time.

Uncle is a reliable uncle. Finally arrived at the terminal, he told me enthusiastically as soon as he got off the bus: the girl is the subway station. Blushing again.

Such a big subway station, I know it must be a subway station. I just-I just missed my stop. I still know the rest.

So I sat from the northernmost part of the city to the easternmost part, then to the southernmost part, and then from the southernmost part to the northernmost part. As a free trip, I cleaned up my mood for school.

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My friend started school very early, too. He asked me where you had been, and then I told him that I had missed my stop. His relentless taunts were all over my mobile phone.

But because he came to our school on foot, I saw him on the bus, so I arrived earlier than him.

There is a distance between the station and my school. When I got off the bus, I just saw him pull the suitcase and turn the corner. The distance between us is about 200 meters.

But because I was so hungry, I didn't wait for him, so I kept pulling my suitcase forward and walked to the row of small restaurants at the school gate.

Hungry dizzy, suddenly looked up, yes, that's it. When I walked in, I asked the proprietress if she could cook. The proprietress shook her head.

I was so disappointed that I turned my head and was about to leave. The proprietress grabbed me and asked me what you ate. I said crossing the bridge rice noodles, but I didn't understand until I said it three times.

As soon as the suitcase was thrown, the schoolbag fell on the table, and the long and anxious waiting for crossing the bridge rice noodle began. My friend, who was mercilessly abandoned by me, came to the store to laugh at me.

He said he still wanted to know how I, such a weak woman, could run so fast with a 24-inch suitcase. It was for dinner. He said he totally convinced me.

Then I scolded him back, and he asked me what you said with a puzzled face. Only then did I know that I had been scolding our hometown. No wonder the proprietress didn't understand me just now.

Embarrassed, embarrassed,

That's rude. That's rude.

05

The next few days were fun, but the school was sparsely populated and scared. I had to pester another girl in the office to sleep with me and cook porridge for me.

My friend is very good. She can go to the hall and kitchen. The most important thing is that she has a pot, not only a pot, but also a kitchen knife, fork, chopsticks and bowl.

So I've been eating her cooking these days. I'm full of hot pot beef meatball soup, and then I eat some snacks brought by my family, as well as her specialties. My mother doesn't have to worry about me starting school early and getting hungry anymore!

As the saying goes, college students who don't secretly cook with electrical appliances in the dormitory are not good college students. On the fifteenth day of the first month, I was addicted to it and cooked glutinous rice balls once. Although the three of them are cooked, I can still eat them.

My friend watched me cook jiaozi seriously and said silently, Why do I think you are like an old witch who cooks poison now? I am angry, but I still have to keep smiling. After all, it is the Lantern Festival.

The cooked jiaozi looks good, round and chubby, but it's too greasy. My friends and I ate a few and threw them away, wasting and wasting, and finally had to eat instant noodles.

In the evening, my parents sent me a video of fireworks, and my brother and sister said to let me cry alone at school. Parents, brothers and sisters series?

I had to bow my head and silently eat my hot pot beef balls, mushroom fish balls, sausages, dried bayberry oil residue, steamed stuffed bun, candy, melon seeds ... I felt dejected, and then took a sip of my super favorite yogurt.

06

There are more and more people on campus, and there is food in the canteen, but I miss the days when no one was there a few days ago, as if the whole world was mine.

I was drawing water outside just now and met some classmates. I suddenly forgot my name when I greeted them. The new semester has really started, so it's time to prepare for my roommates.

A roommate came back last night, probably because he didn't have a roommate for too long. We talked from 10 last night to 2: 30 in the middle of the night, and my mouth hurts when I got up this morning.

In the afternoon, everyone came back one after another, went downstairs to help carry suitcases, shared snacks with each other, chatted and talked about their changes. Some had their ears pierced, some passed Band 4, some failed Band 6, and some broke up with their boyfriends to start a new life.

As for me, I finally got up the courage and ordered a few moles on my face. I haven't washed my face happily for several days, expecting to get better one day. It feels good to start school. Get ready to start a new life.

Hello, this is Jiang Jiang. I have been busy decorating my computer these days and haven't updated it. Now I am sorting out the composition materials in the class in the library. It has just rained outside, and the air is good.

Happy school, I hope you have a good mood!