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My best deskmate

My best deskmate

Alas, how can I stand such a "best" deskmate-Han Chengen. He is fat, his eyes are squeezed by fat, his hair is shaved very short, and he has a pair of dark green glasses on his nose, but he doesn't feel gentle at all.

This "best" has both advantages and disadvantages, and its personality is peculiar.

Let's talk about the advantages of deskmate first! Make you like him. He often lends me stationery, and whenever he has it, he will lend it to me (well, he often doesn't bring a pencil case). Once, my compass refill was dull, so I borrowed a special pencil sharpener from him. I don't think he will borrow it because of his temper. I will only get a scolding. But I didn't expect him to take out your pencil sharpener immediately and say, "Give it back to me when you're finished." So my deskmate's mind is still kind.

Don't think he is easy to mess with. Let me talk about his temper. The reason why you annoy him is usually simple-rubbing his hand and complaining about what he doesn't like to hear. But the consequences are very serious, sometimes it is a kick, sometimes it is a "chestnut storm", and more often it is a heavy push, which makes you feel very dizzy. Afraid! Then let him go!

If you want to please your deskmate, you must bribe him with delicious food. The deskmate is an authentic foodie! As long as it is meat, he will be desperate to get it. "Two dollars for your lamb chops, okay?" Han Chengen looked at Wang Leyan's lamb chops and swallowed. Wang Leyan thought that he would benefit from this business, so he immediately offered lamb chops and counted the money (only two dollars). As soon as Han Chengen got the lamb chops, he couldn't wait to stuff them in his mouth. I finished eating three mouthfuls, but my saliva couldn't stop flowing. After a while, he took a fancy to another man's lamb chops, and then he went to another plan ... The above scenes can be staged as long as they are at the dinner party, so now Wang Leyan has become a thin monkey. ...

Do you like this excellent deskmate?