How do the guardians of China’s granaries talk humorously?

1. According to folklore, the guardians of China’s granaries are patron saints with magical abilities. For example, they can hold a mouse with one hand and a keyboard with the other, drink five cups of milk tea in one go, and... Maintain a typing speed of 120 yards.

2. As the guardians of China’s granary, our daily life is to deal with various grains. For example, I am responsible for feeding the mouse and keyboard. Only when they are full can I maintain efficient work efficiency.