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Speaking of not wanting to get up

1, since I set the alarm clock, I have been rolling and crawling every day.

Every child who loves to sleep late has a lover who is hard to give up. TA's name is bed.

3. I am fascinated by winter, because the bed is too hot for me to warm up.

4. Getting up is the pain of breathing. It struggles in every cell of me. It hurts when people wake up, it hurts when the alarm clock rings, it hurts when they can't get up, it hurts even more when they get up, and it hurts the most when they don't want to get up.

5. I am hungry. But I don't want to get up. Mingming cooks wonton at home. But I just don't want to get up. Very hungry. I don't want to get up. I have cat cake. Let me struggle a little longer.

6. One of the cruelest things in the world-struggling out of the warm bed in winter.

7. Sleep these two days and try to stay under the covers. I realized a truth. It turns out that I don't have any phone bills.

8. People who can get up before eight o'clock in winter are forced by life.

9. If the quilt is the grave of youth, I can die in it.

10 I hope it is not the alarm clock but you who wake me up every morning.

1 1, next to every alarm clock, there is a slacker who doesn't want to get up.

12, the thought of a pile of homework makes me want to die in bed and never wake up.

13, don't want to get up for work.

14. I have an impulse to take a nap as soon as I get up in the morning.

15, bed, please respect yourself and let me go. I have a class.

16, the happiest thing is to get up in the morning with you and the sun.

17, I love to drip into bed in winter, so I can't leave you in the morning. Seeing you at night is like Sanqiu.

18, now, the only thing I can't put down is chopsticks, and the only thing I can't get out is the quilt.

I don't want to get up, I want to sleep until the seas run dry and the rocks crumble.

20. For me, happiness is actually very simple. If I can stay in bed for one more minute in the morning, I will be very happy.

2 1, after beginning of winter, the world was divided into two parts, one in the bed and the other outside. It's time to get up by perseverance and take a bath by courage.

22. I will be scolded four times a day at home during the summer vacation: I don't get up in the morning, I surf the Internet when I get up, I don't want to eat, and I don't sleep at night.

It took 5 minutes to get up this time. You beat 88% of the students in the country. There is still a classmate in the dormitory who can't get up and is starting over. The dormitory next door collapsed!

I woke up at six o'clock. I thought young people should be like the sun at eight or nine o'clock in the morning, and then I silently huddled under the covers.

25. It's too cold. I don't want to go to work. I have to go to work every day in such cold weather. I just don't want to get up.

26. The baby is hungry, but the baby doesn't want to get up.

27. Early in the morning, my mother came to my room and shouted: There is a girl looking for me outside! So I put on my clothes at once … the more I think about it, the more wrong it is! This is the latest wake-up call!

28. What makes people sink in, but can't extricate themselves, is the bed!

29. When you get up in the morning, sneak a look at your roommate's bed. As long as one of them is still in bed, close your eyes and go back to sleep.

30. Being abused for thousands of times in winter is like first love for a quilt.

3 1. I woke up in the morning thinking that I had grown taller overnight, only to find that the quilt cover was horizontal.

32. From pajamas to school uniform pants, from brushing the screen to reciting the text, from full WiFi to the whole course, from going to bed in the early morning to getting up at six o'clock, that's right! School is about to start!

Getting up in winter is an unprecedented challenge for me.

34. "Bed", will you give me a chance? You know I love you and I want to be with you forever.

35. I finally know why I have so much white hair. I use my head too much when I get up.

36. I didn't know until I hid under the covers and struggled with the bed in the morning. It turns out that I forgot to go to bed early again last night.

37. In winter, I am always sleepy except when I sleep.

38. Watch the time in bed every morning, not to get up, but to see how long you can sleep.

39. It's time to get up with perseverance (next88) and have the courage to take a bath.

40, just getting up, there is an impulse to take a nap.

4 1. It took 26 minutes to get up this time, and you have defeated 55% of the students in the country. The other two people in the dormitory can't get up this time and are starting over.

42. As soon as I get up every morning, I have an impulse to take a nap.

43. It is really perseverance in bathing, endurance in washing, and explosiveness in getting up.

44. I feel that I have grown up in bed today, and I am too lazy to get up in rainy days.

45. Nothing in this life can't get in or out, except the bed.

46. Every time I wake up in the morning, I know that I should go to bed early at night.

47. I watch the Forbes Rich List every morning. If my name is not on it, I will go to work.

48. Wobeijun, don't do this. I have a school.

49. If you are sick and don't want to get up, you would rather not eat, or find someone to bring food. This is Zhu Gusheng's character.