How to say swimming humorously?

Humorous words about swimming are as follows:

1. I don't even want to move my swimming feet. I just want to float on the water in the swimming ring. I feel that after summer, the whole person becomes sweaty and tired with blinking.

In the blue swimming pool, I don't wear a swimsuit, but my style.

Swimming is not a posture, but a way of life.

I feel like a little frog, stretching my arms in the blue waves, holding water in two legs and spraying water one after another.

When I want to be quiet, no one asks me who is quiet when I jump into the water.