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Like interesting sentences

Like interesting sentences

1, you are the wind, I am the sand, you are the leather shoes, I am the brush, you ignore me and I commit suicide!

2. People who know food will not eat well-done steak; People who know how to love will not promise eternity.

People who love me, please don't wait for me, you will die before me. The person I love, I won't wait, I will hang up before her.

4. Red beans don't grow in the south, but grow on my face. I miss you so much!

The greatest happiness of a woman in love is that the man she loves admits that she is a part of him.

6, love makes people numb, marriage makes people numb.

7. People are cute not because they are beautiful, but because they are cute!

8. I am a passerby who you turn around and forget. Why should I spend time with you on earth?

9. If someone pursues it, there is not a woman in the world who is not on cloud nine. This is why women are so charming.

10, we want to fly in heaven, two birds become one, I want to be a pig in the same circle!

1 1, obedient like a grandson when you are in love; After engagement, learn to talk back like a son; Give orders like Lao Tzu after marriage!

12, if you want to be loved by others, you must first make yourself worthy of love, not for a day or a week, but forever.

13, the only knife method that women should practice is the knife method of cutting vegetables. For women, this knife method is more effective than any other knife method.

14, nine times out of ten, a woman has a little love in her heart and shows two things on the surface.

15, love and sympathy, just like sand and gold, although mixed together, I still distinguish clearly.

16, a good relationship between men and women will lead to gossip, and a bad relationship will lead to gossip.

17, don't say love easily, the promise you make is the debt you owe!

18, once I looked up at the starry sky with my friends, and then we burst into tears. He was lovelorn and I sprained my neck.