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Fifty interesting sentences

If there is no health insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.

Waiter, give me a cup of milk tea with more tea and less milk.

3) Those who lose money lose little, those who lose health lose much, and those who lose courage lose everything.

4) Your life is short, and my obesity is temporary.

5) As long as the hoe dances well, what corner can't be dug down?

6) If happiness is not on the road, it must be at the end of the road.

7) Advertisement on the subway: Is it crowded? Buy a car! Advertisements in taxis: Are they blocked? Take the subway!

8) Everyone has the habit of judging a person by his first impression. He thinks that when a person is good, he will love me, love my dog, and when he thinks that a person is bad, he will totally deny it.

9) Other people's money and wealth are all things outside of me!

10) What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

Complete works of funny sentences

1) I'm not RMB. Why does everyone like me? !

2) I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.

3) Yuanyang played with water and was fucking drowned; Fly with me, you fucking fell dead.

4) Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compete with you!

5) Life is like the weather, predictable, but often unexpected.

6) Repeating the path taken by others is because you neglected your own feet.

7) Of course God will forgive me, because that's his job.

8) Deceiving others is a curse, while forgiving others is a blessing.

9) The belief in success is like an alarm clock in the brain, which will wake you up when you need it.

10) If you want to succeed, you can't have an excuse. If you have an excuse, you can't succeed.

1 1) The greatness of life dies among flowers!

12) If you have a pair of wings, you should be braised.

13) Not afraid of enemies like tigers, but afraid of teammates like pigs!

14) Too many classes are skipped. I wanted to go to class yesterday. Seeing the professor, the professor was surprised and said, I haven't seen you for so long, and I have grown so big.

15) Without toads, swans would be lonely.

16) Not every effort will be rewarded, but every effort must be paid.

17) Sorry! I'm already dead! But thank you for coming to see me! See you at eight tonight!

18) If you hate me, I don't mind at all. I don't live to please you.

19) The more proud people are, the more they hide, the more they suffer, and the more they make a mountain out of a molehill.

20) The ideal of life is the ideal life.

2 1) Sheng Xi Zhong, not a character; Don't answer other people's books angrily.

22) I like you so much that you will die.

23) I am convinced that someone will come into this world and be tortured by me.

24) The only thing in the world that can be obtained without effort is age.

25) The buds of late autumn wither with the wind in the endless void, falling one by one, like fragments of dreams, so silvery, so delicate and light to commemorate my dandruff.

26) The speed of success depends on the desire for success, so find an unforgettable reason for your success.

27) What is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman beats small monsters.

28) Don't think that there is something better behind, because the one who likes you is the best.

29) Although I can't be a descendant of the rich, I must be an ancestor of the rich.

30) Success does not happen in the future, but accumulates from the moment you decide to do it.

3 1) This world is neither the world of the rich nor the world of the powerful, but the world of the willing.

32) He is a druid, he likes nature, he likes all flowers and trees, and finally he becomes a vegetable because of a car accident.

33) People allow a stranger to get rich, but they can't tolerate the promotion of people around them. Because there are contrasts and conflicts of interest between people at the same level, strangers do not have this problem.

34) If you want to build a ship, don't hire people to collect wood or assign them any tasks, but stimulate their desire for the ocean.

35) The most urgent thing is the most beautiful kite, and the most painful thing is the truest feelings.

36) Being a low-key person will be more stable every time; High-profile work, better every time.

37) Treat your troubles as dust on your face and dirt on your clothes. Don't be surprised. Clean at any time and keep it clean.

38) Are you a dung ball that has been rolled by a small retarded dog, a cockroach that has been trampled, adopted by a mentally retarded master in Shaolin Temple, and known as a cockroach whose pear blossoms crush Haitang?

39) Being talented is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

40) Every time I miss a girl, I put a brick on the ground, so there is the Great Wall.

Fifty realistic words _ Fifty realistic words are deeply rooted in people's hearts.

1. Missing someone is happiness, but it is also accompanied by a touch of heartache. Time flies, time flies, life is too short to see. I want to go across the ocean to see it, and Qianshan can't stop me. Cherish the present and cherish life!

2. If you are motivated by injury and study hard to grow, when you succeed, look back and you are grateful to the person who hurt you.

3, life, there is no need to be so prosperous, only simple can live the true meaning.

4, understanding, in silence. Ji-woo, you know me Understand me, the pain is light, and it will be light soon.

5, the world, all beings. You don't like all the people and things in the world, and not all the people and things in the world will obey your wishes. So, be yourself and don't care about other people's eyes and opinions.

6. Don't worry too much about anything, just have a healthy attitude. I am close to people who like me; I stay away from people who don't like me. Time bears witness to people's hearts; Money bears witness to human nature.

7. Time always changes quietly, but the warmth still exists. Boil a pot of green tea of the years and soak in the past of the years, regardless of the shade, let alone the warmth and coldness. In normal times, a smile becomes a song.

8. The lost scenery, the lost people and the desire to wait are all the ends of fate. Why be too persistent? What should come will come naturally, and what should go will not stay. Let go of obsession, fate is the best life.

9. My understanding of happiness is this: parents are alive, there is a husband who cares about you, it doesn't matter whether the obedient child has more money or less, the family is healthy, and the family is full of laughter at any time. This is the happiness that an ordinary person understands.

10, I like the sentence that fish trust water so much, but boiled fish. A lot of real life is like this. If you understand impermanence, you will not make public.

1 1, travel changes the mood, adjusts the mood, and feels the soul of natural beauty between heaven and earth. People are on the way, and their hearts move with the scene! !

12, it's good of you to understand me, cherish the present. I am happy to meet you! Carefree, protect yourself and keep your distance. Distance makes beauty!

13, many things, not what you want, you can do. A lot of things can be obtained even if you don't want them. Many people can stay if they don't stay. Don't take everything so seriously.

14, sometimes, cherish, in order to have better; And letting go is for better progress.

15, Buddha said: All encounters are a kind of repayment. May you have the best three states in your life: meeting unexpectedly, self-evident, and self-healing without medicine.

16, everything is light and broad-minded. No matter good times or bad times, they are all in my heart. Everything is warm in impermanence.

17, life is only wonderful, not brilliant. Walking, I have reached the age where I can't afford to play, and I am also very hurt. Only you have the hope of existence!

18, live the present well, be self-righteous, face it sincerely, have a good attitude, be kind to everyone around you and be happy. Life will be happy and casual, and life will be beautiful! !

19. No matter how dazzling the stars are, there is only endless starry sky. No matter how beautiful the moonlight is, it won't give you temperature. Only by keeping your feet on the ground in the sun can you warm yourself ~

20. The world of mortals is always too deep, but I am obsessed with simplicity. Live the life you like.

2 1, all encounters are arranged by heaven! Time is a good thing, forgive the unforgivable, and the past can't pass.

22. If life is just like the first time, everything will come naturally.

23, control your mouth, a good word is warm in three winters, and a bad word is cold in June. Talking well is the wisdom of human beings.

24. Good friends may not meet every day, but they must cherish each other. You don't have to add icing on the cake, but you must be timely. Even if you haven't been in touch for a long time, you have lived in each other's hearts for many years. When I look back, you still feel warm.

When the mood is not ideal, the topic of happiness can't stop. When it rains slightly in Mao Mao, the gentle rain umbrella can't stop the cool wind. No matter how quiet the schedule is, it can't stop the inner ripples. No matter how quiet you are in your sleep, you can't stop your inner madness!

26, elegant life, is to use a calm heart, a peaceful state of mind, a dull way of life, nourished by calm and calm.

27. Initial heart is a kind of persistence and a kind of belief. If you dare to give it enough persistence, it will give you enough surprises. How beautiful the mountain peak is, you will never imagine it until you get there. You can't forget why you chose to climb the mountain this time, just because the process of climbing the mountain is very tired and the scenery is beautiful. Return to your original heart, Do not forget your initiative mind, stick to your original heart and set out towards your dreams!

28, don't panic is a kind of self-confidence, not chaos is a realm! Get calm and lose indifference! People are people, you don't have to be human. The world is the world, so there is no need to be careful. Nature, nature

29. It only takes a turning distance to leave, but it takes a lifetime to forget.

30. You don't have many friends, but you are in the storm. No matter how long you have been in love, it is important to be responsive.

3 1, the journey of life is bittersweet. Have a cause and an end, accompany me forever. If people see through it and let it go, happiness will never stay in their hearts.

32. I really want to see you, stand in front of you and watch you look at me stupidly. Don't need too many languages, just feel the inner tacit understanding.

33, life to death! Do what you like in your lifetime, not for fame and fortune, but because you like it.

34, everything goes with the fate, Huo relaxed, life is not easy, live in the present, and cherish it!

35. Time takes away innocence, time makes the face aging, experience makes the mind mature, and what precipitates is a kind of indifferent state of mind!

36. Walking, I learned to let those who are willing to go with those who are reluctant to go.

37. The beauty of life is always understood in silence, and all the beauty is worth cherishing all your life! ! !

38. Life is not only awkward in front of you, but also poetry and distance. Everyone has hidden happiness elements, but sometimes they fall asleep, learn to wake up happiness and discover a different world.

39. Not many friends, but heart-to-heart. No matter how many storms there are, you are still here.

40. Life is short. We are all passers-by. When we come to this world, there are ups and downs, but we must learn to face it anyway and be content.

4 1, if, when I am lonely, you turn a blind eye and be my spectator; Then, when the tears have fallen and the injury has passed, even if you stay any longer, I can only be a passer-by from now on.

42. Life is impermanent, so let it be. Taste the world with a normal heart, you won't know or make public!

43. Among thousands of people, in infinite time, a person happened to come into your life neither earlier nor later, which is more or less fate and predestined. It is a gift from heaven and a great fate, so we should cherish it when we meet it.

44. Everyone has a beautiful scenery in his heart, which can be a beautiful fragment, an ordinary back or an understanding heart.

45. If friends stay for a long time, they will become relatives without blood.

46. In a daze, dreaming in the thatched cottage: through leaves, through lakes, through rivers, over mountains and mountains, coming to you.

47. When we can't change the reality, instead of complaining, we should change ourselves and laugh at the ups and downs on the road of life.

48. If you meet someone who knows you, please cherish the time we spent together. He knows the pain in your heart, the fatigue on your body, and the feeling of * * * is the best answer.

49. Many years later, when I look back, you are still there. If only some people could walk. Some people can't find it when they walk, while others meet strangers when they walk. So, when people are in love, I am satisfied.

50. Life is too short to have so many desires. Stop loss in time, get rid of bad emotions and spend the rest of your life freely.

Fifty famous Shakespeare love quotes

1. Youth is a short dream. When you wake up, it has disappeared.

2. If the ewe can't hear her lamb's cry, she will never respond to the calf's cry.

The ugly sea monster is not as terrible as the ungrateful child.

Morality and talent are assets far superior to wealth. Fallen offspring can corrupt the property of your noble family and very rich people, but morality and talent can make a mortal an unworthy god.

5. Although the habit monster is a devil, it will swallow all the shame, be an angel, and mold the accumulated virtues and good deeds into a natural and comfortable routine.

6. Glory in the world often comes from sin, sacrificing one's conscience for fame.

7. Simplicity can touch my heart more than clever words.

8. A person's life is short, but it would be too long to spend it humbly.

9. Treat everyone equally, talk to a few people, and don't lose to anyone.

10, true love can't be expressed in words, and behavior is the best interpretation of loyalty.

1 1, love is more difficult to hide than murder; The night of love has noon sunshine.

12, less passionate love will last long.

13, love is not true love if it is mixed with calculations that have nothing to do with itself.

14, brave in virtue, never afraid to do good.

15, women fall in love with ears, and men fall in love with eyes if they can produce love.

16, a wise man becomes a fool, which is the easiest fish to take the bait; Because he relies on his own talent and knowledge, he can't see his arrogance. The folly of fools is not unusual, but the folly of smart people makes people laugh; Because he used all his skills to prove his stupidity.

17, I have no road, so I don't need eyes; When I can see, I will also fall. We often lose carelessness because we depend on ourselves, but we are not as good as defects.

18, the coward died many times before his death; A brave man only dies once in his life. Of all the strange things, people's fear of death is the strangest.

19, the appearance is often completely inconsistent with the thing itself, and the world is easily deceived by the surface decoration.

20. Without comparison, there will be no advantage; Without appreciation, crows sing like larks. If the nightingale sings in the noise during the day, people will never think that it sings more beautifully than a wren. How many things can be done perfectly and win a proper compliment is all because of the favorable environment.

2 1. If you are a lion, the fox will cheat you: if you are a lamb, the fox will eat you; If you are a fox, the lion will doubt you in case the liar reports you; If you are a liar, your stupidity will make you suffer, and you can't help making breakfast for the jackal. ...

22. In order to frame us, the devil will often tell us the truth on purpose, gain our trust in trivial matters, and then we will fall into his trap at important moments.

Nothing is good or bad, but thoughts make it different.

24, you can also say' bitter, the most bitter is gone'. Your pain is not painful to the end.

25. A fool thinks he is smart, but a wise man knows he is a fool.

26. My leg has been trapped in a sea of blood for a long time. I can't stop. I want to look back. It's like the end. It is chilling that there is no way out. The future is a swamp, which makes people sink deeper and deeper.

27. There is a humble job that is endured with indomitable spirit, and the humblest things often point to the noblest goals.

28. Simplicity is the soul of wisdom, and verbosity is the decoration on the surface.

29. A kind heart is gold.

30. Life is like an idiot, full of noise and agitation, but meaningless.

3 1, your sweet love is a treasure, and I disdain to exchange situations with the emperor.

32. In the vicissitudes of fate, people's integrity can be seen best.

Love burns like charcoal, and we have to find a way to cool it. If you let it go, you will burn a heart.

Do not, for one repulse, give up the purpose that you resolved to achieve.

Don't gild the lily, gild the lily.

36, a hard day, you can get a day's sleep; If you work hard all your life, you can sleep forever.

37. People who give up time will also be given up by time.

38. Books are the nourishment of all mankind.

39. Because it is beautiful, it is sought after by men; Because she was a woman, she was captured by a man.

40. Time will pierce the brilliance and exquisiteness of youth. Will carve parallel lines on the beauty's forehead; Will eat rare treasures, born beautiful, nothing can escape the sickle he swept.

No matter how long the night is, the day will come.

All that glitters is not gold.

43. When we dare to do evil in order to satisfy humble hopes, we lose our nature and are no longer ourselves.

When we can't afford happiness, never walk too close to the window and stare at happiness.

45. Virtue is brave and fearless of goodness.

46. Gold, you are really something. You can make the old less, the ugly more beautiful, the black more white and the wrong more right. ...

47. Women are loved, not understood.

48. To be or not to be is a question worth thinking about.

Listen more and talk less, accept everyone's blame, but keep your final decision.

50. Bad habits will prevent you from going to fame and pleasure at any time.

Reply to the latest 50 sentences with favorable comments

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Thank you for coming. I wish you a happy early summer and enjoy your time quietly.

I am satisfied with what I received today. Thanks, boss! Remember to have a discount next time!

On a summer night, tossing and turning, I was still sleepy. I came to the study lightly, opened the book and poured a cup of green tea, which filled my heart with a little coolness. I like such a person, wearing Zen tea, carefree, quiet and free and easy. Dear buyer, are you like us? Like this romance to the end of time? Punctuality!

We are all similar people who love beauty. If you like clothes, please tell us. If you have any requirements and suggestions for us, please contact us! Please pay attention to the weekly new product update! !

Dear customer, your trust is our greatest comfort. I hope the store can bring you surprises and happiness!

7. Welcome to spread word of mouth to us continuously. ...

8. Send a rose, your hands are fragrant. If you are satisfied, it will be sunny!

9. Because of your evaluation, today we unconsciously became crown sellers ... Continue to take the high-end route, independently design and produce, and the pricing is reasonable. I hope parents can continue to support the store, thank you!

10. Thank you for your recognition and support, and sign our insurance policy! At the same time, I also want to congratulate you on your wise choice. I believe that through our professional and perfect system, we will be able to provide you with satisfactory services.

1 1. You are a good buyer. It is my destiny to meet my relatives. The payment is timely and the praise is quick. Thank you for your approval.

12. Dear buyer, thank you for your support! If you understand, baby, you will have it.

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14. Although it is a little troublesome. But honest!

15. Actually, we are completing an agreement. We all agree that this is not only a transaction, but also a pleasant experience. When we agreed to trade again, we were already friends. Look forward to your coming again!

16. Very good. Hope to cooperate next time. Thanks, boss!

17. Trust is actually very simple. Understand each other a little more and give each other a little respect. One end of the network is pleasant, the other end is relaxed, and the process can actually be very romantic. You and I can be friends. Actually, we are completing an agreement. We all agree that this is not only a transaction, but also a pleasant experience. We agreed together that when we trade again, we are already friends! * * * * Look forward to your coming again!

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19. Thank you for choosing the store, baby. I wish you a happy shopping and life.

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2 1. The goods are good and the seller is very funny. Come again next time!

22. 100% baby quality, 100% service attitude, 100% after-sales service!

23. Thank you for coming. I look forward to the opportunity to continue to provide more surprises for everyone in the future! If you have any complaints or suggestions, please contact us directly.

24. Good buyer, happy cooperation!

25. Good buyer, good transaction process, and buyers are happy to cooperate!

26. This cooperation is very pleasant, and I look forward to cooperating again!

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28. Happy family.

29. I heard that people who like to boast have a particularly high face value ~

30. Happy cooperation, payment has been confirmed, please check!

3 1. How anxious I am to see the result now. How important is the praise of parents to the store? It is an affirmation of the store's service and a silent support for the store's work. It not only stimulates the potential of the store to pursue higher standards, but also makes the store feel that all the efforts are so worthwhile. Thank you for your support. I believe the store will do better because of your parents. I also hope that I will always remember that there is an expecter like Xiao Dian, looking forward to my visit again!

32. Very good buyers. Thank you for your patronage. Welcome to come again next time ~

Thank you for choosing our store, baby. Since it feels good, let's share our feelings and experiences. Mall stores to ensure quality, parents can rest assured. I wish you a happy shopping and life.

34. Nothing is more powerful than praise and satisfaction from relatives!

Reply to the latest sentence (3) 35. Remember to come back often!

36. dear ~ if you like ou e baby, come again next time! Give you a discount.

37. Finally made a win-win deal! I will be more enthusiastic,

38. I just received the goods, which are very good and worth the money! Come back later!

39. Hello, dear buyer ~!

40. I am glad that you like it. A treasure in the store can bring happiness to relatives, which is the greatest success in the store.

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44. Good buyer ~ ~ ~ Thank you for your trust in me, really, thank you. I am a novice seller. Not only will you not buy my DD because I am not skilled in many places, but you will take care of me and trust me in many ways, which is very touching ~ ~ ~

45. If there is any mistake, we will be responsible and try our best to satisfy you.

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47. We confidently assure you that any business you give us will be carried out in a completely satisfactory way.

48. Very good, very satisfied!

49. Try my best to serve you, which is what a small shop should do. Thank you for your approval. Nice working with you.

50. That's very kind of you! Hehe, welcome to xx again! Honey!