What funny quotations have you heard from driving school coaches?

The driving school has not been sprayed by the coach this year. You are embarrassed to say that you have learned to drive. Look at the quotations of driving school coaches compiled by Bian Xiao today and their wonderful teaching methods. Although it is easy to drive, it is not easy to learn to drive, and learn and cherish it.

First of all, coach's quotations

1. "Don't look down at the gear"

Bian Xiao has a friend who is a standard female driver. When learning to drive and shift gears, she always looks down at the gears. The coach saw it and reminded the girl: "All right! All right! All right! Step on the clutch and shift gears! Hey! I didn't ask you to look down! Step on the clutch with your left foot and put your right hand in gear. Why are you still looking down! What's next? You can't look at photos of beautiful women! "

Girl A: Coach, I'm a girl. I don't like beautiful photos.

Coach: No wonder! female driver ...

2. "Come on"

This is an online joke. A student was driving on the road, and the coach said, "Come on!" The student replied, "Thank you!" The coach said again: Come on! Student A: Thank you! I will refuel! The coach is anxious: Damn it! What are you thankful for? I told you to refuel the car!

3. "Drive faster!

A netizen drove nearly 80 yards the first time he got on the bus, and the coach next to him was shocked: "You can drive faster."

But generally speaking, beginners drive, and many people drive slowly because they are unfamiliar. This is the prime time for the coach to spit.

"You hurry up! We are not a battery car race! Hold the steering wheel firmly and don't let him swing from side to side, or others will think that I am drinking wine instead of oil! "

"Don't drive fast at this time, when to drive fast! Step on the gas pedal! " . Later, the student really accelerated, but drove out of the sideline. "Hey! I told you to hold on. Why do you always leave the sideline? Are you a national football team? "

Later, the student drove bigger and bigger, forgot to turn to second gear when turning, and rushed to the grass. The leaves fell in from the window, and the coach looked helpless: "Don't just talk about your business, do you need to shut up?"

4. "Look at the mirror!

A common mistake made by novice drivers is that they are not used to looking in the mirror and like to look back at the car, which is also a point that many coaches vomit.

"Look in the mirror, how many times have I said! I told you to look in the mirror, and your eyes kept drifting. Is there money over there? " Many novice students are inevitably in a hurry, looking at the rearview mirror, shifting gears and steering wheel clutch. Of course, one result is inevitable-flameout!

"How to stall again? Let me call you the master ... Are you a man? Don't turn off the fire if you are a man! "

5. "Oh, coach, I'm so nervous just on the road!"

"What are you nervous about? What should be nervous is people walking on the road! "

Second, wonderful teaching methods:

1. Practice reversing into the warehouse based on students' mobile phones.

When Xiao Jiang in Wuhan practiced reversing and moving the garage in the driving school, the coach cruelly asked the students to put their mobile phones on the yellow line on the ground. If they step back a little, the mobile phone will be useless. Some simply cross the yellow line 100, and they will be confiscated as soon as they are pressed! However, Xiao Jiang said that the effect of driving practice is not bad. Here, Bian Xiao suggested that if you meet this kind of coach, don't bring an apple when learning to drive … use Nokia, because the tire is broken anyway …

2. Set the training ground on the fifth floor ...

Have you heard that the driving school has set the training ground on the roof? The fifth floor of a shopping center in Hefei, Anhui Province has become a driving school training ground, covering thousands of square meters and 20 to 30 meters from the ground. The driving school said that this is the mentality of training students to learn to drive. The netizen marveled: this is simply learning to drive with life! However, later, the local transportation management office blocked the privately-run training ground and confiscated the driving school coach certificate.

No matter how talented students are, their learning situation is good or bad. Driving schools can't deliberately "pick" students, and coaches can't "scold" students at will. This is the minimum respect for people.

Of course, at present, many driving school coaches are careless in teaching, swear frequently, and even openly ask for bribes and even sexually harass. Bian Xiao believes that this is only an individual phenomenon, but it is enough to attract attention.

Let go of private applications for driving tests and break the monopoly of driving schools. Let the service consciousness be rooted in the corporate culture of driving school. And civilized teaching will be included in the assessment criteria of driving school coaches, and more detailed rules will be formulated to standardize coach training. Driving schools may wish to let students grade the coaches' teaching ability and attitude, introduce competition, and eliminate the fittest, so that those rude and arrogant drivers have no good market, and those drivers who insult others or even joke about the students' lives should never step into the ranks of coaches.