Very happy Singles' Day. Talk about funny personality.

1. Recruitment: In order to relieve the pain of being single on Singles' Day, I specially hire a number of girlfriends, and those who perform well can be employed for a long time!

2. It is said that November 11th is to commemorate the great men who contributed to family planning.

3. It's good to be a bachelor. There's another holiday that ordinary people can't have yet.

4. there are trees at the horizon like a row of grasses, and against the river's rim an island like the moon. I hope that you will come and meet me, bringing a basket of wine? * * * Drunk Singles Day.

May and November 11th are my holidays, and Valentine's Day is just the past in my memory.

6. Wear bachelor clothes, drink bachelor water, eat bachelor rice, watch bachelor TV, talk bachelor talk, take a bachelor bath, and finally fart and sleep bachelor sleep. If you love me, you won't be single.

7. Happy Singles Day is coming. You should cherish this festival, because it is your last Singles Day, then.

8. Who doesn't want to be an aristocrat shining with the romance of medieval Europe? This is an unattainable dream? No! If you are still single today, you can indulge in aristocratic addiction generously.

9. Being alone is convenient. Save money and space. Married people are extremely envious, and those who have families have no leisure. Single people, don't complain, take this opportunity to be happy every day.

1. Every year, the flowers are similar, and every year ... people are the same-still a person ...

11. Wife, always fucking cheating; The plane, the old tmd crashed; Life, damn it; Being a handsome bachelor is so fucking beautiful! Happy Singles Day!

12. The text message comes again: Come to me silently and marry me, so that neither of us will be single and both will be happy.

13. You are all to me, you know? You are my favorite, you know? You are the pillar of my life, you know? You are my reason to live, you know? I sent it wrong, you know?

you have been a bachelor for many years. do you want a sister Lin to fall from the sky? As long as you call "sister, sister, sister" three times in a row tonight, you will find your favorite, which is very clever!

15. Once upon a time, a naked bachelor wanted to become a nunchaku, so he tried to find another stick and connected it to form a double stick. Double sticks and double sticks worked hard, and the nunchaku became a three-section stick. Hehe, I hope all bachelors will become three-section sticks.

On November 11th, 16th, there was a bachelor who spent a day in front of a computer!

17. How happy we bachelors are! We have drifted through the flowers, but there is still some fragrance in silence!

18. Bachelor, scientific name single aristocrat, alias bachelor, political outlook is law-abiding citizen.

19. Being single is a realm. How can you live this day without being alone?

2, November 11th, 11: 11, when I think of this moment, I feel very depressed. I am still not married because I am not handsome. I really want to have a partner to relieve my worries. I hope I will not be a bachelor today next year.

21. I am stupid, and I am still a bachelor after several blind dates. Singles' Day or Chinese Valentine's Day, just have a good holiday; Have fun, be safe and healthy, and find true love as soon as possible!

23. When Singles Day arrives, please remember. You must eat delicious food, sleep sweetly, be happy, be safe and healthy. I wish you a happy holiday in advance!

24. Mm-hmm, that's a good idea ―― then come to me and I'll marry you. Hum, I can't be cheated. I'll come to you? If you don't like me anymore, leave me in a strange place, and I have no place to cry! I'm not stupid.

25. Singles are happy, singles are happy, and one person is full, but the whole family is not hungry. Singles are bitter, and it's twenty-five, and clothes are torn, and no one can mend them.

26. Today is Singles' Day, which is celebrated all over the world. You are out of the organization, and you are in deep water. Do you still remember being a single friend?

27, 11= naked, the first 11 is naked for men, and the second 11 is naked for women, so if you want to get naked as soon as possible, you need 11+11,2+2 to rely on the world.

28, I almost forgot what day it is today. If I hadn't thought of you, I wouldn't have noticed it. Day by day, today is your good day, you must not forget that today is your holiday, I wish you a happy singles day!

29, demo! Take a walk with Langjiu, sing folk songs and walk by water; Comb the head shape of lovelorn, and walk with affectionate steps; With broken eyes and looking for the rain and dew of love everywhere, you are so cool!

3. Singles' Day is here. Birds are in love, ants are living together, flies are pregnant, mosquitoes have miscarried, butterflies are divorced, caterpillars have remarried, and frogs have children. What are you waiting for?

31. I thought I wouldn't have to spend this year, but I didn't know I was still alone.

32. When do you have bachelors? Ask the sky about wine. I don't know if there are immortals in the sky. How many of them are bachelors? I want to go home by wind, but I'm afraid I'll still be a bachelor, and the sky will be lonely. Why should I be an immortal?

33. Watch fish swim in pairs, watch butterflies and butterflies fly in love with flowers, and feel sorry for yourself alone. Friends are happy around laughter, and relatives are warm-hearted. If you have love, you won't be lonely. Happy Singles Day!

34. The cold winter is terrible, so it is worse to be lonely and miserable. Loneliness is terrible, not as terrible as being single for decades; It's terrible to be single for decades. It's worse to receive this message next year. Happy Singles Day!

35. It's another year's Singles' Day. At this time, friends comfort and fight for beer, and parents and relatives are busy matchmaking. Don't be afraid to keep your room empty this year, and you will be full of grandchildren in the future-I support you!

36. Wear bachelor clothes, drink bachelor water, eat bachelor rice, watch bachelor TV, talk bachelor talk, take a bachelor bath, and finally fart and sleep bachelor sleep. If you love me, you won't be a bachelor.

37, everyone is single, and no one wants the beauty in the world! Hold on! Victory belongs to us! 219 Singles' Day Funny Personality Signature

1, 11.11 Singles' Day is coming, so rent a beautiful woman urgently, whether it is 188, 388, 688 or 988, as long as you are willing, the reward will be generous! Eat with you, go shopping with you, play with you, sleep with you (special service pays well)! This post is valid for a long time, and the lease period can be extended indefinitely ~ ~ ~, with wood, with wood, ah, beauty? Come and sign up! ? Those with good figure and good looks are paid twice as much! ! !

2. I don't want to be inseparable, just want to embrace my wife; Don't ask for a glowing cow B, just ask for a heart that is not empty; Irrigation without courtship only seeks no public hazard; Do not seek blind worship, but never be hasty. On Singles' Day, I wish you early reproduction!

3. Let me tell you some terms: January 1st is Little Singles Day, January 11th and November 1st are Middle Singles Day, and November 11th is Big Singles Day. Male bachelors are called bare, female bachelors are called bright, and those who are right are called pairs. The mascot of Singles' Day is 4 fried dough sticks and 1 egg. Put them together, it is 1111. Recently, everyone is discussing the possibility of November 11th of the lunar calendar and the solar calendar overlapping

5. Singles' Day, there is a coup to take off your clothes. Methods: Hang 11 bricks from your neck, climb an 11-meter-high tree, tie a 1-meter-long rubber band on your trouser leg, and tie it to the tree at the other end. Jump down with your eyes closed, so that you can come to me!

6. Singles' Day is coming. Birds are in love, ants are living together, flies are pregnant, mosquitoes are aborted, butterflies are divorced, caterpillars are remarried, and frogs have children. What are you waiting for?

7. Singles' Day is coming. Singles, eat more steamed bread and less vegetables, and save money to fall in love. Put on a cassock to recite the scriptures, and go back to relatives when you have time; It doesn't matter if you don't have a car or a house. The key is to have a heart that is not single.

8. Singles' Day has code words. If you look closely, you will know in detail that Singles' Day is not practical, and choosing 11 is an opposite meaning; In the open, singles are dark, while in the open, plank roads are dark, and parties are held side by side, and couples are not single.

9. Singles' Declaration: No gifts are accepted during the holidays today, only girlfriends are accepted! It is said that friends who receive this message will receive a mysterious gift within 3 days! Happy Singles' Day!

1. This year's Singles' Year, today's Singles' Day, attention of singles, the secret of stripping is light: blind date runs out of resources, love letter runs out of words, pursuit runs out of energy, love runs out of wages, and Weibo exposes the news!

11. For the sake of a friend, I'll give you a hint. I heard that the Buddha is going to put all those ugly bachelors who are always kicking around in the temple on Singles' Day, so hide quickly.

12. You became a bachelor because Cupid's archery is so poor that you can't aim accurately. The red line of the cottage used by Yue Lao is always broken. Singles' Day is coming, and I have corrected them. You will be stripped off smoothly!

13. Remaining scripture says: Dust to dust, dirt to dirt, it's not hard to be a bachelor, you can make your own decisions; Flowers are not flowers, fog is not fog, bachelors can live everywhere, and eventually they will have a good home. May God bless you on Singles Day.

14, 11= bare, the first 11 is bare for men and the second 11 is bare for women, so if you want to take off your clothes as soon as possible, you need 11+11, 2+2 for the world to rely on.

15. Couplet a pair of boys: There are no birds during the day and no birds at night. Girl: holes in the white sky, holes in the night. Dedicated to all bachelor friends!

16. Singles' Day Order No.1: You are appointed as the village head of Naked Kingdom-Paired Province-fly with me City-Taohua County-Yanfu Bushao Township-Zuoyong Youbao Village-and will take office from now on. In addition, I give you Huang Ma hexagrams to attract bees and butterflies, and walk freely in love.

17. Today is Singles' Day. I am so miserable to be single. Today, I finally got up the courage to tell you that I like you and your sister!

18. You have been a bachelor for many years. Do you want a sister Lin to fall from the sky? As long as you call Sister, Sister and Sister three times in a row tonight, you will find your favorite, which is very clever!

19. The fish in the pond are always bubbling, the birds in the trees are always chirping, and people on the road are always laughing at me. It turned out that there was a big event that I almost missed: Brother, I wish you a happy Singles Day on 11.11!

2. According to legend, there are four men, all of whom are bachelors, that is, those who have no wife, girlfriend, lover or partner. They get together to play mahjong. From 11 am to 11 pm. Winning or losing is secondary. Strangely, in the process of rubbing hemp, no matter who plays cards, touches himself or receives guns, it is all with four. So from beginning to end, there are four, four, four. Finally, someone who lost a lot got angry and said, four, four, four what? The other three said, four is four, and four is what. Four what? This was not a problem at first. In mahjong tiles, four is four, and there is nothing to talk about. However, after playing mahjong, they went to take a shower together and took off their clothes and pants, and the answer came out soon. The man who lost money was very excited and cheered at the water's edge. I know four things, I know four things! After Singles' Day, these four bachelors set this as Singles' Day in memory of finally knowing what the four are. As it happens, this day happens to be November 11th, which is just right on the calendar, no more, no less, that is, four

21. Singles' Day is coming. I wish you bare troubles, bright sadness, bright luck, bright happiness and eternal happiness. Happy Singles Day!

22. Singles will experience a one-day tour and a round trip by bus. Activities include cleaning oil stains on my floor and kitchen, washing pots and pans, washing clothes, and bringing their own lunch for 21 people. Sign up as soon as possible.

23. Today is your festival. I'd like to send you a special gift: 4 fried dough sticks and 1 steamed stuffed bun! Four fried dough sticks are four 1s, and the steamed stuffed bun is the point in the middle. Happy Singles Day!

Singles' Day is coming on 24th and 11th. Handsome guys can rent it, not 998, 888 and 668. Just 38 yuan, yes, and my boyfriend can take it home! You don't suffer when you rent 38 yuan, but you don't fall for it when you rent 38 yuan. But 38 yuan can take it back to Kang38 yuan. You can't buy a car or a house, but you can experience being a bride once. First come, first served, beautiful women first. You can also enjoy the government subsidy for beautiful men going to the countryside (13 yuan) when you book the rent immediately. What are you waiting for? Hurry up and act! 11.11 Singles' Day Classic Funny Personality Signature

11.11 Singles' Day Classic Funny Personality Signature

1. Moon, why should I believe you? You are still a bachelor yourself.

2. Singles' Day is coming. Birds are in love, ants are living together, flies are pregnant, mosquitoes have miscarried, butterflies are divorced, caterpillars have remarried, and frogs have children. What are you waiting for?

3. Let me spend it alone on Singles' Day, Valentine's Day, Christmas Eve, Christmas Day and exams.

4. Count by fingers, I have to spend Singles' Day alone again this year.

5. Now all primary school students have been to Valentine's Day, and all middle school students have celebrated Singles' Day, leaving a group of high school students and college students clamoring for Children's Day all day

6. Men are tall and thin, and women are black and white, beautiful and ugly. This matter is ancient and difficult. I hope people will last forever and bachelors will no longer exist!

7. I'm single. I'm ashamed. I waste paper for my country.

8. The river flows eastward, and the bachelors in the world go to pick up girls. If they say leave, we will leave. If you leave, I will leave all of them! When you meet someone on the road, shout. Come with me if you like me! Hand in hand in front of the Civil Affairs Bureau!

9. I am not lonely, but enjoying loneliness!

1. Actually, it doesn't matter if I can't celebrate Singles Day, as long as the person I like also celebrates Singles Day.

11. I can't find my favorite umbrella. I'd rather get wet.

12. On Singles Day, I was accompanied by two people: Master Kong and Wu Tenglan.

13. Those people who secretly love me, why are you so calm? It's almost Singles' Day, so hurry to confess.

14. Someone asked me, Are you still alone on Singles Day? Wocao, if I'm not alone, will I become a dog?

15. Today, we don't accept gifts on holidays, but only boyfriends!

16. When do you have bachelors? Ask the sky about wine. I don't know if there are immortals in the sky. How many of them are bachelors? I want to go home by wind, but I'm afraid I'll still be a bachelor, and the sky will be lonely. Why should I be an immortal?

17. Whoever said that 11.11 is Singles' Day has to be single. I think the real meaning of 11.11 is: one person loves only one person in one life.

18. I say happy Singles Day, but I envy the happiness of two people in my heart.

19. I hate it when people tell me that I am happy on Singles' Day, but I still have to say thank you.

2. How much sorrow can you have?