Tell me something interesting. Summer vacation is so boring. Thank you. .

1, five yuan was kidnapped by a criminal gang, and called the hundred-dollar bill: "Hey! Your son is here. If you don't want us to kill him, trade yourself for him! " The hundred-dollar bill thought for a moment and said, "Tear it up, and you won't even have five dollars!

A man was starving in the desert when he found the magic lamp. Magic lamp: "I can only realize your one wish." Hurry up, I'm in a hurry. " Man: "I want a wife." The magic lamp immediately turned into a beauty, and then said disdainfully, "I'm starving, greedy for beauty!" Pathetic! " Then he disappeared. Man: "Cake.

The earthworm family was bored this day, so the little earthworm cut himself in two to play badminton. Mother earthworm thinks this method is good, so she cuts herself into four pieces to play mahjong. Father earthworm thought about it and cut himself into minced meat. Mother earthworm cried and said, "why are you so stupid?" You will die if you cut so hard! " Father earthworm said weakly, "... I suddenly want to play football."

5. The race between the tortoise and the hare ... The hare quickly ran to the front ... The tortoise saw a snail crawling slowly ... and said to him: Come up, I'll carry you ... Then ... the snail climbed up ... Soon ... The tortoise saw an ant again ... and said to him: Come up, too ... So the ant came up. When the ant came up, he saw the snail on it and greeted him. Do you know what the snail said? Snail said: hurry up, this turtle is so fast. ..

6. A man and a woman are eating. Girls keep asking boys: Do you love me? The boy looked at the girl and went on eating dinner. The girl was very angry and asked, Do you love me? The boy finally said: Love girls, and asked: Then how do you prove it? Suddenly, the boy took out thirty dollars from his pocket and asked the girl, do you have ten dollars? The girl gave the boy ten yuan .. The boy put forty yuan on the table for a while. The girl was very angry and asked the boy, Do you want to prove that you love me? The boy said: I have proved it! ! ! Forty is just around the corner!

7. One day, I visited a snack street and found a shop selling egg towers. Each kind looks delicious. I want to buy one to try. I asked the clerk, "Is this sold separately?" The clerk said, "No, it's Japanese."

One day, a family caught fire, and both parents escaped, leaving only one son inside. Mother shouted nervously outside the house, "son ... what are you doing ... you won't come out when there is a fire." My son replied, "I was wearing socks ..." My mother said, "What socks were you wearing when the fire broke out ..." Five minutes later, my son didn't come out ... My mother shouted nervously, "Son, what are you doing? Come out ~ stay inside when it's on fire. " The son said, "I'm taking off my socks.

9. A man went fishing by the river, first wearing a leaf ~ no fish was hooked for a long time, and he changed a piece of bread ~ no fish was hooked for a long time ~ there was no choice but to change earthworms ~ no fish was hooked for a long time ~ ~ He was angry ~ He took out 100rmb and fell into the water and cursed, "*-# What do you want to eat! Buy it yourself! ! !

10, a German, a Frenchman and a Japanese are going to work in the mine. The boss is American. He said to the Germans, "You have a good physique and are in charge of coolies. He said to the French, "You said you were an engineer in charge of the mining plan. To the Japanese, he said, "You are very thin. You are in charge of supply. Then every other week, they start to work. A few days later, the Germans and the French found that the Japanese had disappeared. After searching for a long time, they decided to go back to work first. When the Germans started, the Japanese suddenly jumped out and shouted, "Surprise! 」

1 1, "I can't see things too far away," the patient said to the ophthalmologist. "Please follow me," the doctor took the patient outside and pointed to the sun in the sky. "What do you think that is?" "the sun." The patient replied. "Then how far do you want to see!

One day, the animals smelled an unpleasant smell in front of Guan Gong Temple. The snake said, "I am too young to fart so smelly." It must be a cow. " The cow said, "I eat grass, and I won't fart so smelly." The pig said, "people who fart will blush." Suddenly, Guan Gong rushed out, knocked the pig away, and said, "How many times have I told you, I was born blushing. 」

13 One day, a man met God ... God suddenly showed great kindness and planned to give that man a wish ... God asked ... Do you have any wishes? The man thought about it ... I heard that cats have nine lives ... Then please give me nine lives ... God said ... your wish came true ... One day, that man was idle and bored. He wants to say go to hell. Because that train has 10 cars. ..

14, one day, three people were sent to the funeral home. Strangely, their smiles after death are all ... The funeral home manager asked pol.ice: Why did their faces change? The policeman said: It's ... It's a long story ... Look at the man on the left ... He and his wife spend * * a moment at most in the spring night ... I can't stand it ... The administrator replied: Alas ... I would like to die in the flowers ... It's romantic to be a ghost ... How did the middle one die? Policeman: The one in the middle ... Oh, he ... is really a human tragedy ... He was walking on the road ... Suddenly, he heard that he won the first prize ... the prize money exceeded 700 million yuan ... When he was laughing happily ... he was hit by an oncoming car ... As a result ... the administrator replied, alas .. he really didn't have enough luck to enjoy the rest of his life ... The administrator replied: ... this is a bit wrong. Why did he laugh when he was struck by lightning? ... the policeman said: because he thought ... when he was climbing a tree, there was a flash of lightning ... he thought ... someone took a picture of him. ...

15, it is said that thousands of years ago, both male and female dogs were squatting. It was not until the Tang Dynasty that things took a turn for the better. His old man keeps a pair of dogs. Once Emperor Taizong went to Huashan to offer sacrifices to heaven, he took the couple ... halfway through the sacrifice, and the bitch suddenly got anxious and ran under a tree to solve it. This is a very disrespectful behavior during the sacrifice, which annoyed the Jade Emperor. The Jade Emperor ordered Lei Gong to hit a thunder, which hit the tree right. The tree fell down and killed the bitch. When the male dog saw it, he was very scared.