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Do n't wait It is pleasant to talk about it.

1, I think the way to forget someone may be to keep all the secrets, all the sadness and worries in your heart, and then live a good life alone. When we meet again, we can smile and say: Long time no see.

2. Not all efforts are rewarded! You are like a vast sea. There are always all kinds of sails in your arms. And I am just a lonely boat floating there!

It is impossible to forget completely. After all, I like it. Since I missed it, I can only face it calmly and laugh it off.

There is a person who often appears in my mind. I can't forget him.

5, forgetting someone is a very painful thing! I will think of him in the middle of the night, and I will feel a knife cut for a while, which is easier said than done.

6, even if the surface is calm, there will be feelings in my heart, which is what I once cared most about!

7. The person you love is loved. He left you so carelessly, but it is not easy for you to forget him.

8. If he doesn't have you in his heart, no matter how positive you are, it is equal to zero. You will be sad and disappointed again and again, and your heart will be broken again and again. You can either figure it out slowly or give up!

9. I care about her, but she is hot and cold to me, leaving only tears.

10, a person who cares about you will always remember whether your melon is sweet or not!

1 1. Wait for what we should wait for and wave goodbye to what we shouldn't.

12, I only look at my mobile phone when I miss you. Not that I can't live without you. I think it is better to have you.

13, because I love you, I am willing to have a child of my own with you. The ending now is not what I want, I hope they are all well.

14, hypocritical, sincere, you cherish a person, you must have been touched; You must be disappointed to give up someone.

15, love is giving, not taking. Love is waiting, always the same. Love is honesty, not cheating. Love is a lifelong commitment.

16. Love belongs to two kinds. When the other person doesn't like you, you are trying to love him and care about him, and he is indifferent. So when you meet someone you like and he likes you, please cherish it!

17. If a man falls in love with someone, he will treat her as a child.

18, it's good to have your story. Whether a person loves you or not can be felt in his language, because language and heart are interlinked, which can best reflect the true feelings. I don't think I'll ever meet him again.

19, you used to hate me crying, but you didn't care that I cried blind.

20. Whether a person loves you or not can be felt in his language, because language and heart are interlinked, which can best reflect the true feelings.

Qq loves to talk with pictures: Speak out when you have love in your heart.

1. I can't tell why I really love someone. You only know that you want this person to accompany you whenever and wherever you are in a good mood.

Many people have been hurt by love, so they no longer believe in love. But in fact, these people know love best. I understand because of the injury. Cherish it because it is lost. Loyalty is because of betrayal. They look indifferent, but in fact they have the least love in their hearts. Just because you don't believe in love doesn't mean you can't love. The magic of love is that it can make a person who doesn't believe in love regain the ability and courage to love.

Growing old together has nothing to do with love, but with patience. But patience is a kind of love. Therefore, the person who really loves you is actually the person who is willing to put up with you all the time.

When two people are together, don't think about whether he loves you or not, because love can't stand thinking. The more you think about it, the less you will find love. As time goes on, you will find that love is really not that important. Because there will be a lot of love in your life, and there is only one person who will accompany you to the end. . . So the vast majority of love is just dull and painful memories, just watch TV series.

Love can be an instant thing or a lifetime thing. Everyone can fall in love with different people at different times. No one can live without us. Forgetting makes us strong. There are many things that can't be done to truly love someone. You can feel that a person loves you or doesn't care about you. Don't deceive yourself, don't force yourself.

6. Two people with similar personalities will inevitably have problems in their lives. If they love each other and want to live, there must be a great sacrifice, including personality change, tolerance, compromise and self-abuse. Faced with this choice, many people often ask, why am I the one who sacrificed? Why not each other? There is only one answer, because of love. Some things are as simple as that. If you don't love, you will be stubborn, and if you love, you will compromise.

7. If you focus on your feelings, love may not be beautiful. Full of scheming, you will still be lovelorn. Silly, but it's good to get married. The success or failure of love has little to do with skill. What matters is people's mentality. If you have a bad attitude, the more you want, the more anxious you are. The more anxious you are, the faster others run. And a good attitude is to be grateful when you are here, and to leave when he dies. . People close to you live, people far away from you die, that's all.

8. What you often need to be grateful for in life is to teach the people you love, but when you realize this sadness, that fate has already become a promise to meet again in the next life.

9. When two people are together, there will always be problems and someone will always get into trouble. You can see each other's personality and feelings when something happens. If the first reaction is to blame you, or don't want to bear it with you, then he loves himself far more than his family, even more than he loves you. When two people are together, no matter who is in trouble, don't blame. They should be thinking of sharing and solving together. Because love is your fault, but I am willing to share it.

10. The saddest thing in the world is that two people fall in love but miss it because of silence. Happiness will not wait. If you love someone, you must express it boldly. If you miss a beautiful love because of silence, you may suffer for life. If you have love in your heart, say it out loud. Only by bravely expressing your love can love have no regrets.

Don't wait for someone who shouldn't wait, and don't be heartbroken.

First, the last thing a woman wants is a tolerant hug with her own waywardness. Losing love is the only way to make a woman grow up quickly. Wait until one day, no longer infatuation, no longer cheat, no longer moody, then no longer love. Some people, knowing that falling in love hurts, are love. We have always been so affectionate and cruel. Those romances, they're just romances, that's all.

Second, don't wait for people who shouldn't wait, and don't break your heart. When you fall in love with someone, you are always a little afraid, afraid of getting him and losing him. Happy are those who don't have to wait. It really takes a long time to understand the people and things you really miss. When you love, set him free; When you don't love, let love be free.

Third, I don't think that when I am mature, I will become more and more tolerant and accept everything. On the contrary, I think it should be a process of gradual elimination, knowing what is most important and what is not, and then being a simple person. -Forrest Gump

Fourth, in everyone's heart, there is love, all the time. I don't think it's marriage, commitment or family. This is a smell. Guide people to move blindly but can't touch. -Annie, baby

5. Girls often say that it is good to have no men. So when a girl tells you that you are a good person, you are basically dead, because you have officially withdrawn from the ranks of men in her mind, thus losing the possibility of further development. Only when a girl tells you that you are a good man.

When it's all over, I know I'll unload the baggage you forgot. Please forgive me. Life means constant injury and recovery. The world is still waiting gently.

How to let you meet me at my most beautiful moment. To this end, I prayed in front of the Buddha for 500 years. Praying for Buddha made us have a dusty relationship, so the Buddha turned me into a tree, growing on the roadside you must pass. In the sun, the flowers are blooming carefully, which is the hope of my previous life. When you approach, please listen carefully to the trembling leaves, which is my passion for waiting. And when you finally walk past and fall behind you, my friend, that's not a petal, that's my withered heart.

Eight, the idea of being selected, for example, exists in all love relationships. Because love, as its name implies, is a worthless gift; Love comes from anonymity, which means it is a kind of true love. If a woman says to me: I love you because you are smart, because you are honest, because you buy me gifts, because you don't seduce women, because you wash dishes, I will be disappointed; This kind of love seems to have some utilitarian purpose. I love you madly, although you are not smart and honest, although you are lying, selfish and an asshole, it will be much better to say so.

The better others do, the easier it is for you to get out. So many times, you should be grateful to those who don't care about you at all. My heart is more sad than not dying, but it is better to die completely.

Believe what you believe and don't force others to follow your ideas. When you understand that it is normal for someone to be with you and leave this short life, you will not be so dependent on anyone. If you think it's worth it, you like it. If you think this will make your life better, keep the status quo. Don't slander people who have parted ways, and there is no need to say more about the difference. If everything is false, what is with you is true.

Eleven, when all the boys swear, they really feel that they will not break their word, but when they go back on their word, they really feel that they can't do it. Therefore, this kind of oath can't measure whether it is true or not, and it can't judge right or wrong. It can only prove that at the moment when we say it, we are sincere to each other.

I don't want to be so important in this world. From the beginning, the world and I were two different things. See, all the mistakes I have made are guaranteed: I will cherish your details with the details of my life, even if the whole world turns its back on me, I am satisfied. I only ask one thing. I don't miss you. I'm beside you.

Thirteen, life has been practiced unintentionally or intentionally. No decrease, no increase, no loss, no gain. Everyone has the right to choose the path of life, whether happy or sad, take life seriously and slowly open up their own sky.

14. Hide my confession to you in the dictionary and my love for you in my heart.

Funny text with pictures

1, the husband told his wife on the phone: Just now, the police at the police station said that the door of our house was broken into by thieves. The wife asks urgently: Have you lost your money and passbook? Husband said: I don't think so. The wife said: Why? The husband said: I have been looking for it for ten years, but I can't find it. Can the thief be found in such a short time?

2. What is your greatest trust in a person? Go out with him without a penny.

3, classic to the point of death.

4. The first half: the student ID card does not bring the second half: listening questions, reading questions, composition questions, and questions are not cross-examined: the focus is on participation.

I was raped by Sichuan University. The only thing I can do now is to try to put my posture in the right position!

6. If you can stick your appearance on the door, it is estimated that you can ward off evil spirits.

7, count the money and count the cramps, sleep until you wake up naturally!

8. Your mother ran away from home and your father lost it.

9. I feel that going to school to copy homework every morning will enrich my life.

10, I am too pure, my purity is shameless!

1 1. A woman who says she is smart is unlikely to be dated, let alone hijacked by terrorists.

12, I'll invite anyone who lets me celebrate April Fool's Day in Tomb-Sweeping Day.

13, why hasn't the old man's junk come yet?

14. Before marriage, men should lend money to let women eat well, and after marriage, women should lend money to let men eat well.

15, countdown to school, hurry up and have fun, go to school to catch up on sleep. .

16, strongly protest against TV series during commercial time!

17, when I woke up, it was already dark.

18, my left hand is positive and my right hand is negative. What if I hold it in both hands? Your skull will glow.

19, you roll for me, keep rolling.

20. Farrow said: Today is the Dragon Boat Festival. I treat you to zongzi, which is stuffed with human flesh. Come on, mom.

2 1, from heaven to hell, I pass by!

I want the kind of bitch who can't get rid of me and likes to stick to me.

23, the world is cold and cold, and people are warm and cold.

24. I was told that nothing is more complicated than love. I dropped a math book in his face.

25. I want to do two things today: 1, I miss you; 2. Lying to you

26. Every time the teacher says: Please put something irrelevant to the final exam on the podium. I really want to put myself on the podium.

27. Yesterday, my girlfriend lost a 5s, and the space made a dynamic. Today, a dozen friends called to express their condolences to her! She said, damn it, it's either the charger or the phone case! I comforted my best friend and said, What a bunch of scum. Ignore them. You should still have that earphone, if it doesn't work.

28. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

29. Because I love you wholeheartedly, I can only give you up mercilessly.

30. I hope to win hundreds of millions of people, leaving one a day.

3 1. Is money really that important to you? I talked for more than three hours and didn't leave a penny behind.

32, sleepy in class, ADHD after class. Funny text with pictures

33. Smoke, keep the poisonous gas for yourself and the heat for the earth. It's not my fault that the earth is warming, it's all caused by paying taxes according to law. What's wrong with me smoking? I paid the tax. I smoke for money, and you smoke secondhand smoke. That's free. You don't have to pay any taxes. No tax, no right to speak.

34. I did very well in the final exam, but I failed only arts and science.

35. I suddenly feel like I fell off a cliff when I sleep, so I will twitch.

Don't even know Beckham, how dare you talk to me about basketball! In the campus singer contest, the female judges commented on me: You have great potential, but the only drawback is that you enter the climax too slowly.

37. Fans, where have you been hiding? I have been trying to find you.

38.what are you doing? I am looking up at the sky. What is a 30-degree look? This is the way I miss her. Why do you want to raise your head to 30 degrees? In order not to let my tears fall

39. Lonely people need to be full, which is why I am so fat.

Excuse me, miss, can you take your chest away from my hand?

4 1, you must come to be my partner on the wedding day, because we agreed to walk into the marriage hall together.

42. Love is like a ghost. Many people believe it, but few people see it.

43. Go to dinner with my buddies and ask the boss to fry an eggplant. When it was served, it was found to be overcooked and sold poorly. So I called the boss's wife to show her the eggplant. When the boss was so angry, she shouted at the boss: Is eggplant fried for pigs like this? After shouting, the proprietress turned her head and greeted with a smile: You can eat this eggplant for free.

44. Nu Wa shoots every day.

45. When you speak ill of me, can you feel like cooking without embellishing it?

46. Be a rogue with temperament, a pervert with taste, and an illiterate with knowledge!

47. People always deceive themselves, because it is easier than deceiving others. Those funny words are about pictures.

48. Nothing that can be solved with money is a problem, but I am poor.

49. ~ Indulge in love, girl, don't laugh ~ Love is invincible legend ~ Several ancient heroes returned ~ The whole army was wiped out under the show skirt ~!

50. A man who treats women badly in this life will become a seven-dimensional space in the next life.

5 1, teach you my menstrual fluid (test)!

52. Vice Minister People's Republic of China (PRC)!

53. I work in an IT company. Everyone inside knows that it is normal to work overtime and stay up late every day, and it is even more impossible. One weekend, everyone was busy all morning. At eleven o'clock, a colleague suddenly got up, dropped a word and rushed out. He said: You are busy. I'll be back when I get married.

54. Bitch should be like a bitch, coquettish like a slut, got it.

55. I haven't been cheap for a long time, bitch. I heard that you have practiced the integration of men and women?

56. For men, the most beautiful woman is an unattainable woman; For a woman, the most handsome man is the man she already has.

57. The head teacher came into the classroom angrily and said to the students, I will put up with it if you call me Zhang from China, but why do you call the new political teacher Fan a political prisoner?

58. Teacher: Pets are not allowed in school! All findings will be dealt with seriously! Classmate: What about single dog? Teacher: No! Nobody! Classmate: Let's go! Go home! The school doesn't want us.

59. I finally found myself forming a habit, if depravity is a habit. The latest joke is that taking pictures

60. The deadly summer is coming. If anyone can install air conditioning in our classroom, we will marry the head teacher.

6 1, this photo fully reveals the reason why the South China tiger has become an ultra-rare species. A tiger that has been photographed for half an hour without changing its posture is extinct!

If you are still single, don't worry. God looks at you and says, I want to keep a special person for this girl.

63. I won't turn my back on love because I don't know anything. I will be cautious about love because I have a little knowledge. I will refuse love thousands of miles away because I know everything.

64. My dear computer, you should know that I am going to school when the labor and management formally dress in front of you.

65. I have gained weight recently. When I smile on the phone, my face will touch the hang-up button.

66. Baby, you are vulgar and creative. Being coquettish in front of a man with a date all day is not sexy at all. It itches.

67. The monthly exam and menstruation are good friends and come once a month.

68. Probably only the word' heard' in the rumor is true.

69. A wool felt can warm an orphan's lonely night, and it can also cover up a pair of dog men and women's smelly and sweaty adultery.

70. Don't deteriorate in debauchery, but change in silence.

7 1, I changed her from a girl to a woman; She turned me from a boy into a poor man.

72. More and more young people begin to get tattoos. Think about the summer after forty or fifty years, the old man and woman with tattoos.

73. A woman is like a book on the shelf. Although you bought her, before you bought her, she was more or less overturned by several men.

Debuted at the age of 74, and made progress every day at the age of 74. Dream big at the age of 20 and work hard at the age of 20. Years old is basically oriented, and years old is popular everywhere. 18 years old playing mahjong, 18 years old wandering around. Lesbians are always at home and are still hanging on the wall at the age of 20!

I drew a coffin with you and her in it. It's very kind of me to let you die together. ]

76. Don't shock the world with coquettish, but move the world with lewdness.

77. I, male, 1.70 meters, cheerful and easy-going, can try to have sex first, QQ:, waiting for your good news!

78. Square the earth!