Garfield classic lines

Garfield refers to the American comic book series written by Jim? Created by Davis. Garfield, the protagonist of this series, is a cute and fat orange cat, eating human food. Other leading characters include Ou Di, a light gray pet dog who is not very clever, and their owner Jon? Haybach. Garfield is named after Jim? Davis' grandfather James? Garfield? James garfield Davies and Garfield have been loved by many audiences since their birth. He is a very successful cartoon character and is deeply loved and supported by children.

Garfield's Classic Lines (Chinese and English)

1, money is not everything. There is a MasterCard & visa.

Money is not everything, and sometimes you need a credit card.

2. Save water. Take a shower with your girlfriend.

Save water and try to take a shower with your girlfriend.

3. Love your neighbor. But don't get caught.

Love your neighbor, but don't let her husband know.

Every man should get married. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

No matter how happy a bachelor is, he will get married sooner or later. Happiness is not permanent.

Children in the back seat can cause accidents. The accident in the back seat caused the child.

Children in the back seat will have an accident, and children will have an accident in the back seat.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Success is a relative term. It brought many relatives.

Success is a relative term, which will bring you many unrelated relatives.

"Hard work will never kill you." But why take the risk?

Hard work will never kill you! But why take the risk?

There should be a better way to start a new day than waking up every morning.

There should be a better way to start a new day than waking up every morning.

10, the more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why study?

The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, the more you forget, the more you forget, the less you know. Why study?

Garfield's diet

The obese Garfield hasn't thought about losing weight. Garfield has a unique theory about losing weight.

1, I just finished a 14 day diet, and the only thing I lost was two weeks.

2. I want to do push-ups today? Lie down today and stay up tomorrow.

Life may have other meanings besides eating and sleeping, but I think it's good to have none.

My weight is my own business.

5. A sphere is also a figure.

6. I don't really want to eat, but my mouth wants to exercise.

7. Garfield's diet secret: 1. Don't plan to come to the second round when you are full. You must be full the first time. 2. Adjust the zero point of the scale to minus 5kg. 3. Never eat diet candy. 4. Don't make friends with your girlfriend who runs a restaurant or pastry shop at home. 5. Eat more vegetables to lose weight, so eat more pumpkin pie, vegetable biscuits and so on. 6. Cold food should not be eaten (except ice cream). 7. Leave a little for every meal, don't eat it all-such as the cherry on the ice cream sundae). 8. Spend more time with people who are fatter than you.

Garfield's lines about eating

Garfield, a greedy cat, always makes excuses for his greed. Pork rolls and spaghetti are Garfield's favorites.

1, love comes and goes quickly, only pork rolls are eternal.

2. Garfield was definitely not born for pork rolls, but pork rolls must be born for Garfield.

With spaghetti, who will eat mice?

4, the stomach is not terrible, the terrible thing is that there is no good thing in the stomach.

You can let the kitten leave the meat pie, but you can't let the meat pie leave the kitten.

6. I don't really want to eat, but my mouth wants to exercise.

This hamburger tastes good, but not as good as the first eight.

I only eat four kinds of food every day: breakfast, lunch, dinner and snacks.

9. The cutest thing is a small table with pork rolls.

10, there are many things more important than money in this world, such as spaghetti.

Garfield's funny lines

1. Garfield was dying and said in horror, Look at the preview of the next episode. Is this the last episode?

Garfield saw Odie, the dog, running into an old castle and ran with him. Open the door, a hall is dark in the middle of winter. Garfield shouted, "Ou Di!"

Echo (fading): "Ou Di-Ou Di-Ou Di-"Garfield shouted again: "Where are you?"

Echo (still fading): "Where are you? -Where are you? -Where are you? - "

Garfield thought, that sounds good.

Garfield continued to shout: "Garfield is the most beautiful and handsome cat in the world!" "

Echo (increasing): "Impossible-nonsense-nonsense-cheating-"

Jon, if you can guess how many chocolate beans are in this jar, everything in this jar will be yours.

I guess you have eaten them all.

You guessed it!

Garfield is holding an ice cream in his hand and says to Ou Di, Ou Di, would you like to lick it? Odie looked at Garfield with joy, sincerity and expectation. Garfield sticks out his tongue, licks Ou Di's face very hard and continues to eat ice cream.

Garfield has three wishes: the first is pork rolls, the second is pork rolls, and the third is, Oh, you are wrong, I want more wishes, so I can get more pork rolls. ?

Garfield bullied Ou Di's lines

Garfield's most loyal friend Ou Di is often bullied by Garfield.

1、? Odie was shivering with cold outside the window. Poor thing. I really can't bear to see him like this. No, can I just stand by and watch? I have to do something. ? Garfield drew the curtains.

I should be polite to Ou Di. (Kicking Ou Di) Excuse me, Odie? Now I have done it.

Ou Di, let's eat ice cream, but you have to watch me eat.

The problem with dogs is that they have no switches.

I still want to say sorry to Ou Di-(At this moment, Ou Di stood at the table, walked over and kicked him down. I have to say it twice now.

6. I will never do anything wrong to Ou Di again, maybe, maybe not forever.

7. Garfield: (Telling a story) Once upon a time, there was a little girl (the back of Ou Di in a princess dress appeared in the picture). She (Ou Di suddenly turns around and sticks out her long tongue) is as ugly as nothing in the refrigerator! !

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