Lovely to say that I want to ascend to heaven, but I can't find the elevator.

1. You send my lover and I'll do you a favor.

Bees are busy all day, praised, mosquitoes keep running around, and everyone fights.

As long as you live better than me and die earlier than me.

I treat you like a human being, but you bark like a dog?

Some people don't think about it in the morning and don't want to sleep at night!

6. I went to the examination room and collapsed. I saw tears on the paper. I don't test anything I recite, and I can't test it.

7. If you want to be a good monster now, you must defeat Altman at all costs.

8.？ What is your vital capacity? Can blow the cow force so big!

9. Marriage is to wear cotton-padded clothes freely. It's inconvenient to move, but it will be warm.

10. I received an email today: Please reissue the kindergarten certificate as soon as possible, thank you.

1 1. In this era of information flooding, are you still proud of mastering more information? I have long been ashamed of knowing everything!

12. The hero is very sad about Beauty Pass. I'm not a hero, but the beauty let me through.

13. Only ugly women can say that men are playboys, and incompetent men can say that women are realistic!

14. A radish has a pit, but some pits are either too big or too small.

15. My heart is broken and I look like jiaozi.

16. Not everyone can live a low-key life. The basis of keeping a low-key is to keep a high profile at any time.

17. A man's brain likes a woman's heart, but his eyes like her appearance.

18. The difference between leaders and us is that they walk the red carpet and we walk the zebra crossing.

19. In another hundred years, it will grow into a towering green onion.

20. You don't know what I'm doing. Am I busy?

2 1. I'm too busy to know what to do.

22. A child of 19 years old went after the address of the old Chinese doctor on the telephone pole. When he saw the doctor, he was surprised and said, Uncle Wang, don't you buy feed?

23. Beauty just shows us the surface, don't always want to go deep into the connotation!

24. Love the first person out of random; Love the second person because of inertia; Love the last person because of inertia.

25. When life turns everything into black humor with malice, I follow the current and turn myself into a hooligan with higher education.

26. This story is pure fiction. If there is any similarity, please ask the day.

27. Breaking my word is my style. Betraying my loved ones is my present situation, and long life is my result.

28. I will try my best to realize my dream and make up for my arrogance when I was a child.

29. Why do you have to sleep for a long time before you die?

Holding your hand, you will know that your child is ugly and your face is covered with tears. If you don't go, I'll go.

3 1. A painter's ass is as big as his ideal!

33. Love is when I think you don't pretend and you don't think I'm dirty.

34. Life is like dry shit. You work harder, and then you will feel comfortable.

I received a short message yesterday asking me to remit the money to an account of China Agricultural Bank. I replied: Don't worry, I'll burn it for you right away!

36. When people start to say that you are crazy, you are not far from success.

37. When you can't figure it out, think about yourself in China, and everything will suddenly become clear.

38. I took a fancy to getting married at first, but it was a mistake to divorce later.

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40. The world is so beautiful, but I am so grumpy. Is this good or not?

4 1. I wander between unrestrained introspection and narcissism.

I want to ascend to heaven, but I can't find the elevator.

43. When I was a child, I wanted to grow up quickly, but when I grew up, I wanted to go back to my childhood. This world is really contradictory!

44. Now it's robbery! Rich people take money, poor people borrow money!

45. The girlfriend doesn't do housework on the grounds that her period is coming, and the boyfriend says: Your period is coming! Oh, my great-uncle is here. Online always says that women are like clothes, which makes me depressed. How can it be so difficult to find a suitable dress?

46. I like people in men's shows. Bored in front of others. Coquettish in front of me.

47. The current master's degree is like a grain of rice on the soles of your feet. If it tastes uncomfortable, you can't eat it.

48. I learned to drink to drown my loneliness and sadness. Unexpectedly, they fucking learned to swim.

49. Women are plump when they are fat, slim when they are thin, slim when they are tall, and delicate when they are short. Men are fat pigs, thin ribs, tall bamboo poles and short wax gourd!

When you grow up, marry Tang Yan to be your husband. Play if you can. If you can't play, you can eat him

5 1. An inch of time is worth an inch of gold, but a thousand dollars can't buy an inch of time, but I'm still willing to sell my time for some gold.

52. Women, being beautiful is an advantage, and living beautifully is a skill.

53. A man's lies can deceive a woman for one night, and a woman's lies can deceive a man for a lifetime.

54. Don't hang yourself from a tree, try to die several times in several nearby trees.

Because I love you wholeheartedly, I can only give you up mercilessly.

56. Save water and try to take a bath with your girlfriend.

Love your neighbor wholeheartedly, but don't let her husband know.

58. Senior! My little girl is afraid of having sex when she menstruates! Hearing this, the Tang Priest folded his hands: Amitabha, I'm here to learn from the scriptures!

59. I deliberately study, work, live and live like a person!

60. A man wants to divorce his wife after making money, but he can't make money and his wife wants to divorce him.

6 1. A newspaper canceled a photo of a couple with their dog. It has picture titles of dogs, men and women.

62. God snatched love from my hand and said: Love is not yours! So I cried and went to play games with my children.

63. It is said that certificates contain a certain amount of gold. I burned it, but I couldn't find the iron filings!

64. You go your way and I'll go my Naihe Bridge.

65. Nothing that can be solved with money is a problem, but I am poor.

When you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the robe of a monk.

67. A man has gold under his knee. I cut off my whole leg and didn't even find a copper coin!

68. If you see a shadow in front, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind!

69. I have done many stupid things, but I don't care at all. My friends call it self-confidence.

70. My eyesight is very poor. For example, see the thumbtacks on the wall over there? You can see it, but I can't.

7 1. It used to be called grave robbing and grave digging. Damn it, it's called archaeological science now!

I want to ascend to heaven, but I can't find the elevator.

I wander between unrestrained introspection and narcissism.

I want to ascend to heaven, but I can't find the elevator.

I always treat handsome guys and money like dirt, and they always treat me like this.

It takes 10,000 years to go from monkey to human, and only one bottle of wine is needed to go from human to monkey.

Now you must look at the object carefully, because there are too many people who are not men or women!

You can't go behind money until you have money.

Raped the earth when sleeping on your stomach, and raped the whole universe when sleeping on your stomach.

There is never the word difficulty in my dictionary, because I don't have a dictionary!

Many times, I like someone else, but she doesn't know it; More often, I hurt others unconsciously.

No one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time!

Glasses are the windows to the soul. To protect your window, please install glass.

In this era of information flooding, are you still proud of mastering more information? I have long been ashamed of knowing everything!

Heroes are sad. I'm not a hero. Beauty let me pass.

Only ugly women can say that men are playboys, and incompetent men can say that women are realistic!

A radish has a pit, but some pits are either too big or too small.

My heart is broken. It looks like dumpling stuffing.

Breaking my word is my style, the status quo is betraying my loved ones, and living a long life is my result.

I will try my best to realize my dream to make up for my childhood bragging.

Why do you sleep for a long time before you die? Be sure to sleep after death!

Holding your hand, you will know that your child is ugly and your face is covered with tears. If you don't go, I'll go.

The painter's ass is as big as the ideal.

Men do not drink vinegar, and their feelings are not rich; Women don't drink vinegar, and families are not harmonious; Old people don't drink vinegar, the older they get, the more confused they get; Children will never make progress if they don't drink vinegar.

Love is that I don't think you pretend and you don't think I'm dirty.

Life is like dry shit. You work harder, and then you will feel comfortable.

I received a short message yesterday asking me to remit money to an account of China Agricultural Bank. I replied: Don't worry, I'll burn it for you right away!

When people start calling you crazy, you are not far from success.

When you can't figure it out, think about yourself in China, and everything will suddenly become clear.

It was my fantasy to get married at first, but it was my mistake to get divorced later.

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The world is so beautiful, but I am so grumpy. Is this good or not?

I accidentally knocked over my memories and still couldn't find myself.

1, I can give you a warm hug at 37.5℃ on a day at 0℃.

Sometimes, people who know how to avoid problems are better than those who know how to solve them.

If the whole world were happy, there would be no word "break up".

I can aim at your head easily, but blow your balls off.

5, you said forever, it turned out to be just a blink of an eye!

It may be difficult, but we must move forward. -"heir"

7. The thin shadow is shallow, and the faint fragrance comes at dusk.

8. Everything happens for a reason, whether it's sadness or happiness, everything is just destiny takes a hand.

9. The myth about the promise of life in the afterlife is just a myth. Lost is lost.

10, a person suddenly contacts you, which is normal because he is looking for a spare tire; It's normal not to contact you suddenly, because you are just a spare tire.

1 1, perhaps, my failure and greatness, in the end, are all my own decisions. -Tracy Hu

12, I would rather be a madman than a fool who pretends to know nothing.

13, missing has turned into tears, which stings my heart drop by drop. /Shuo Shuo/

14, since love, why not say it? If you lose something, you can't get it back!

15, accidentally knocked over memories, still can't find myself.

16, people don't think of people if they don't love home, and home is not just the place at the door.

17, in fact, he is very ordinary, but he is special in my eyes.

18, I love you in my lifetime, before my heart dies.

19. Will you and her deep in the ocean remember to owe me a future after many years?

20. He laughs like a spring breeze, but he can't blow the peach blossoms in my heart.

2 1, hello tomorrow, I can't do it.

22, we can't rely too much on others, even your shadow will leave you in the dark.

Give the person who loves you a chance, maybe you will fall in love with him.

Brushing your teeth is a bittersweet thing, because you have a cup in one hand and a washing utensil in the other.

25. Fu is a beautiful dress and a chic umbrella.

26. I've always wanted you to listen to the rain, because I think it's the sound of missing.

You will always be the protagonist of my world, and I will always be the supporting role of your world.

Just because I'm not angry doesn't mean I have no temper.

29. Whoever says that he loves you again will be slapped. If he doesn't fight back, he probably really loves you.

I sincerely wish those who pretend not to do well in the exam as soon as they finish it.

3 1. Can you give up your nostalgia? Can I stop loving you and thinking about you?

32. Change is change, and it is irreversible. No matter how hard you try, it won't help.

Let me know if you can't find Bole.

Let me know if you can't find Bole.

First, times are changing and society is developing. Many people find it more and more difficult to make money, whether it's work or starting a business! It is said that 360 lines will produce a champion, and now all walks of life are saturated. Some people even say that there are often swift horses but no Bole, and you can't find a platform and opportunity to give full play to your abilities. You need to choose an industry that suits you according to your interests and specialties.

Second, ask yourself why your enthusiasm for a job is limited to two months. Ask yourself again and again, knowing that you have done too much, and no one appreciates it too much, but no one will ever find my Bole.

Third, do things yourself, so that people who want to find fault with you can't find a reason! Talk less and do more! There will always be Bole who will find your advantages!

Fourth, even in the dark night, you can still see beautiful things, but gold can shine everywhere. As long as there is Bole, you are not afraid of not finding a swift horse. . . After work at night, I went back with my friends and met such a scenery on the way. . .

5. Excellent people are really prone to sense of superiority. They believe that the average social level is their own height, so they accidentally hurt others, so I forgive my mediocrity and inferiority, which makes it easy for me to live in this society without suffering because I can't find a Bole confidant.

Put down the makeup brush. I am an amateur photographer. I like photography and I like to keep good memories. Photography is my hobby, and I like to shoot my own ideas and creativity. Secondly, I am also a good shooting model, so I don't waste the shutter. However, I am lonely, I can't find that Bole, and I can't find someone who loves me. The person I love is married. Only the bride is not me.

7. I believe that hard work will not be mistreated. If you can't find Bole, try to be your own Bole.

Eight, the moon cake incident, Ali's attitude is: management above all else, obey and stay, disobey and leave. There are always swift horses, but Bole doesn't. The world is so big, afraid that talents can't be found?

9. I found that my song received many comments from strangers early in the morning. Everyone doesn't know me, but they all support me and encourage me under the comments. I always felt that I couldn't find Bole before, but now I feel warm because of the attention of strangers and feel the goodwill from this world. It's good.

Ten, efforts should be able to see good results. Isn't it? I watched the performance I wrote last year last night, which was really sad. If there were good Bole, wouldn't it be like this now? No matter how hard you try and go all out, you can't find the energy for last year's work.

Without Bole, I can't be appreciated, and I can't find a bosom friend. It's really annoying.

Twelve, Maxima is used to obscurity and hides himself in the herd. Finally, it merged with the herd, and Ren Bole searched for it horse by horse, but never found it.

Thirteen, I'm confused now, and I can't find my way, so I'm anxious. I need a stable job to keep myself busy, but what should I do? Although I am not a swift horse, I still need a bole.

Fourteen, starting today, you can either strive to pursue your dreams, or be the mud of others' feet, but don't degenerate, you are not qualified! You need to see clearly whether your failure is due to no Bole or your own incompetence! The best way to love yourself is to strive to be excellent. If you are decadent again, don't be depressed because you can't find true love without a confidant, because you don't even love yourself, and you want others to love you.

Fifteen, that's it. I won't live humbly for anyone. A swift horse is good enough not to be afraid of finding a Bole that belongs to it.

Sixteen, Zeng Guofan said: There is no shortage of talents in the world, and those who suffer from talents cannot use them. Every era has Zhuge Liang, but Liu Bei can't be found; There are swift horses in every period, but there is no Bole.

17. I don't know whether to reflect on myself or continue to look for these two years. I don't know why it didn't go well. It's like falling into an alley, struggling to get out, but still standing still or even retreating. What's the problem? Where do you want to work hard? Where is the direction? Where can't I find the whole person? The legendary Bole will give you some advice.

Eighteen, as the saying goes: there are often swift horses, but Bole is not often; But as the saying goes; Wine is not afraid of the deep alley! Don't complain that you can't find Bole, or maybe you are not good enough. Constantly enrich yourself and believe that gold will always shine!

19. Canada has a short period of green weather, and many industries need summer work, such as mowing grass. Look at this child. He looks like a student. I have a friend who says he works in IT. I don't understand, I can only say, show your work to others (why 10 I haven't been able to find a job in this major for years? ) and you need a bole. From this, I thought of my son, hoping that he could get a chance to know people with the help of his mentor's contacts and let people know his talent and a good job.

Twenty, I am useless. I regret that I can't find Bole who needs me after twenty years of grafting technology. Time is running out, and we can't keep it. If you want to travel, or want to graft flowers in landscape gardens or bonsai, come to me. I learned a lot from you, too. The varieties I grafted are Camellia oleifera grafted Camellia, juniper grafted Cypress, Yin Wei grafted Red Rocket, Rhododendron grafted Rhododendron, Qingfeng grafted Feather Maple and Rose grafted Rose Tree. If you are interested in investing in me.

Twenty-one, I always feel like a swift horse. Where's Bole? I can't find my way or I'm blind.

Twenty-two, Maxima can't find Bole: it's always in vain: Buddhists can't change bad habits, and they always turn around in their habits. Good evening, I wish you all happiness and well-being, eliminate disasters and live a long life: all evils must be avoided.

Recently, the Central Committee appointed and dismissed a large number of leading cadres at the provincial and ministerial levels, provinces and autonomous regions and several universities. After careful searching, I can't find He Weifang's name in Peking University. Is this grandson's name omitted, or is Bole ignorant of maxima? Grandson He Weifang dreams of being an official, but his hair has turned white and has not become a miscellaneous hair. Earlier, there was a fan who raised people. Did He Weifang really die before he was 60? Did it really turn him into a pillow?

Everyone hopes Bole can see himself, appreciate his own advantages and help him get rid of his shortcomings. But I won't recommend myself. There are too many things to learn. Every swift horse also has the right to choose Bole, even if it is not a swift horse, it will not be stupid enough to find grass to eat.

Twenty-five, watching new songs, I found that I couldn't find a student who could compete with Lv Junzhe in this issue. My tutor only favors people who just started out, so that I can give guidance and show my tutor's ability to change them. However, Lv Junzhe has surpassed them in typhoon, singing, skills, vibration and song adaptation, and they have no way to start. What you need now is a Bole with a good vision and a good company to promote your good songs.

Twenty-six, the first half of the script was written, and it was once stagnant. I don't know if I can write it well. Maybe it's not the material! Nobody read my script, and nobody wants to make it into a movie! What is the use of my blood? I can't find that Bole! Until this afternoon, I still feel listless and weak! In the evening, I accidentally saw someone else's inspirational life and was suddenly inspired: people still have to be full of hope for life, otherwise what is life for?

Twenty-seven, in this era of tolerance and acceptance, there are really few people without talent. The so-called can't find Bole, but the level is not enough and the self-esteem is too strong.

Twenty-eight, his face value and acting skills are not bad, but why not red? The answer is: he hasn't found his Bole yet! If he can't find it in these two years, it will be hard for him to find it in his life. Why? The answer is: the face will be old!

Twenty-nine, looking for a job is very similar to looking for a boyfriend: improve yourself (do internship and study), modify yourself (do CV and Linkedin), and wait for the opportunity. Luck is part of the factor, but if you are a good horse, you will always appreciate your bole. If you can't find a boyfriend and an ideal job, is it really as good as you think?

Thirty, but there will always be all kinds of good girls, proud, shy, gentle, kind, diligent and tolerant. There will always be someone suitable to hold your hand. Don't blame others if you can't find it. Most of the problems are on themselves. Is it too ambitious to take precautions? Is hypocrisy hypocrisy? Is it a giant in words and a dwarf in action? Are you playing games, wasting your youth and then scolding Bole for his untimely death?

Some people are lonely because they don't want to compare their incompetence with others, some people are lonely because they are tired of hypocrisy between people, some people are lonely because they can't find like-minded bole, and some people may be lonely. The world is so big, I haven't found myself yet.

Thirty-two, my brother said he would do it. I told him what are the advantages and disadvantages of doing this, what is the expected effect, how to think, how to do it, how to do it temporarily, what function to fill in after changing the code to his most convenient interface, how to expand it in the future, and what is the upper limit? After that, I think this kind of bole can't be found with the light on.

Walking in this bustling city, I can't find a place to stay! Bole, where are you?

34. The days are gloomy. I want to graduate as soon as possible, because my world can no longer stand decadence and I can't find an exit. I just want a few boles to take me out of this dreary sky.