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It's funny to say that you are tired.

1, the sky is tired, give up the sun and choose the moon and stars. Flowers are tired and give up the beautiful choice of fruit. You are tired after a busy week. I hope my greetings can drive away your fatigue for a week! Have a nice weekend!

The Double Ninth Festival is here again. What can I give you? Send it to a bar to avoid getting drunk; Send money, afraid of guilty conscience; Send flowers to avoid folding; Send it to eat, so as not to get tired. On second thought, I'd better send my blessing. Not drunk, not tired, and very affordable.

3. Stop when you are tired, and my shoulder is waiting; When you are wronged, let your tears fall and wait in your chest. Dear baby, Rose Valentine's Day, in addition to roses, I also want to give you a warm promise and give you a lifetime of love.

4. I saw the kangaroo snuggling in my mother's arms, pulling open the bag and sticking its head in to feed. Kangaroos look so steady when they are nursing, and their bodies are motionless. Only the head is moving slightly. After a while, mother kangaroo seems tired. She put her front paws on the kangaroo for a while, and then straightened up. Seven or eight minutes passed, and the kangaroo had not finished her milk. Mother kangaroo couldn't support it and walked away. Kangaroo was in a hurry this time. She ran over and opened her mother's bag with her front paws. Mother Kangaroo had to straighten up again and let Kangaroo nurse.

5, happy and precious, don't forget to moisturize your eyes when you are tired; The eyes are a little moist and clean, and the happiness concentration is the warmest; Don't stay up late at night, don't hurt your eyes; The window of the soul shines, love it forever. National Eye Love Day is coming. May you love your eyes, and your eyes will always be happy and bright!

6. Happiness is like a snowball, and troubles are like ice cream. Eat when you are hungry, sleep when you are tired, laugh when you are happy, and make trouble when you are frustrated. There are many tricks in the pocket, but no money. Everything goes with fate, and childlike innocence is not old!

7, the reason for eating-hungry; The reason for sleeping-sleepy; The reason for love is stupid; The reason for marriage-stupidity; The reason for divorce-fatigue; People who remarry are crazy! The reason for sending messages is that I miss you!

8. Bitter, you never say anything; Tired, you never complain; Pain, you never cry; If you are poor, you never say it is difficult; Your heart is like the sea; Your strength is like a mountain; Mother's Day, I wish my dear mother a happy and safe life!

9. The annual big step in life is coming again. Only by taking this step can life be regarded as a new beginning. I believe you will go further than others. Run faster; Do better in the exam. When you are tired, you should pay attention to rest. The body is the capital of life. Finally, I wish you good grades in all subjects.

10, one is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange songs. In the end, you will find that you have really forgotten what you tried so hard to forget. If you make it clear, you will be relieved, but every time you will unconsciously think of the person who gave you warmth; Often, I always see the reality when I am intoxicated with a smile, and I think of pain. Then, the cold feeling can no longer warm up, and my heart is finally tired. That is the reality. I was drunk once, but I finally woke up. I'm walking, but I can't find my way.

1 1, you hold up a blue sky with your hands; You weave a warm home with sweat; You write a ray of love carefully; You should be strong, stand out from behind, and don't bend over. Take a rest when you are tired. Today is Father's Day. I wish you the best of health!

12, women spend 3.8 days shopping and having fun. Men are over 8.3, and they need a rest when they are tired. Stand tall and strong, there is no big tree to enjoy the cool. Sister is kind, and women hold up half the sky first. The man has a day off today, and we will change shifts tomorrow.