Interesting soul circle of friends, what are the copywriters?

1. I spilled a handful of salt into the universe. I can't sleep before three o'clock, so I'll eat salty asteroids tonight.

2. "A piece of glass is going to jump off a building. Guess what he would say? What? Good night, I'm devastated.

I don't know what circles you are in, but I am a black eye.

4. A cute ghost who is famous in the local area.

Summer is coming, I want to hide in sea salt ice cream, or sneak out of the window in the evening breeze.

6. Along the lovely tram, it is forbidden to enter except in spring.

7. I went to the universe and came back to bring you stars.

8. An apple was declared a planet.

9. I'm going out to throw a garbage and throw away my bad mood.

10. Being a man is boring.

1 1. There is an ice cream-flavored sea breeze on the beach in summer.

Funny and funny:

1. If you like me, bother me again.

2. Practice behind closed doors.

3. The brick factory is busy and won't come back. Please forgive me.

4. Online dating was cheated for fifteen yuan, and I stopped loving it.

We are already good friends, let's be silent together!

6. I have something to say in the evening, and the kindergarten is not over yet.

7. The system was maintained, but I didn't.

8. Live first, and I'll think about something else.

9. I am too rich to introduce myself.

10. Professional online dating.

1 1. The princess fought in the Valley of the Kings, so don't touch me.

12. Tired of this non-billionaire life.

Sand sculpture is funny:

1. Princess Diary, May 4th, I still ate a lot of apples today, but I was not poisoned and the prince didn't come.

Falling in love is not that easy. Everyone has his mobile phone.

3. Have you really cared about the world? You didn't. The ketchup in KFC is getting thinner. You don't know. There is too much ice in the coke. You didn't know when the French fries box was small. You only know how to eat. You are no different from a pig.

I don't think so when someone says I'm fat. When more and more people say that I am fat, I know the seriousness of the matter. Now there are really more and more liars.

5. I have a headache. Is my knowledge too profound to overflow?

Only after some efforts can you taste the joy of giving up.

7. I turned down six more boys today. Looking at their disappointed backs, I can only silently say I'm sorry. After all, I really can't afford your house and car …

8. I didn't expect Zhong Kui to be the first person to pull me into my arms in 2020.

9. My beauty secret is to take pictures with a beauty camera persistently.

10. It is said that the name you shout out when you are afraid is the person you love most. Do you know who the sleeper is?

1 1. You are very kind, but your mobile phone is not Android. After we are together, you can't even accompany me. How to talk about this love?