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On the connotation of non-mainstream

Don't laugh when I'm angry. I want to laugh when you laugh. It's humiliating. ..... The following is the non-mainstream connotation I have compiled for you, I hope you like it ~

On the non-mainstream connotation;

1.The most important thing about QQ code is not that you can guess who it is, but who you want to be at the moment you receive it.

2. I am an elastic person. You are good to me, I am good to you, and you are not good to me. I try to gradually reduce my kindness to you, and then try to be better to myself.

3. I used to think that the school was really small, and annoying people would always meet. Now I feel that the school is really big, and the people I like have never seen it.

For some people, not to mention losing weight, it takes all the effort to control the weight without gaining weight. . .

Many parents don't allow students to fall in love, even when they are in college, many parents are against it, but as soon as they graduate from college, all parents hope that someone who is excellent in all aspects and preferably has a house will fall in love and get married with their children. What a beautiful dream.

6. The two most admirable people: a woman who can accompany a man through a hard life when he is young, and a man who can accompany a woman through a good life when he is old.

7. If I visit No Country for Old Men one day, please throw me to Dubai to pick up garbage.

8. It's not that I want to stay up late, but that I am needed as a bright star in the dark.

9. Too many friendships that were once complacent and vowed to cherish were lost to the decay of time and the long self-righteousness.

10. The person you can't let go may have found someone to replace you.

1 1. None of the freshmen are serious, and they don't rob the seniors, just grab food.

12. Our meeting is meaningful only when you want to see me.

13. I hope that every spring, summer, autumn and winter, whether lonely or not, don't be disappointed.

14. Maybe one day, I will leave quietly, secretly go to a completely strange city and live a life I have never lived before. At that time, I was probably the most real me.

15. I just like to watch the inspirational story of my social sister from junior high school to becoming a waiter to wash dishes when she grows up.

16. "Let me explain ..." Apple 6s said helplessly. 6 farce a off his hand "because of you! Everyone denies me! You go! People all over the world are waiting for you! Get out! " Apple 6s reluctantly lifted the broken hair on his forehead, smiled, quickly hugged 6' s waist, kissed deeply, and reached out to the tender skin of the teenager. "Baby, those who deny you today, I want them to lose a kidney as a price."

17. Don't be afraid to refuse others. If your reason is justified, when a person makes a request, he has two answers in his heart. Therefore, it is expected to give him any answer.

18. Please remember that you need to give yourself a clear bottom line at any time, because many times some people will wear your bottom line away bit by bit. When you have no bottom line, you are completely controlled by others.

19. Sometimes it is much more useful to admit that you are weak than to pretend that you are strong.

20. There is a difference between giving up and letting go. Giving up is sacrificing what belongs to you, and letting go is letting go of what never belongs to you.

2 1. You have your pain and I have my pain. It's not that I don't know, I just don't have time to care.

I remember everything about you except that you don't like me.

23. Because the temperament is too tough and inflexible, it is both stubborn and fragile.

24. In fact, I really miss you sometimes. I know it is not difficult to meet you, but I always feel that the person I want to meet is not the same person as the person I want to see.

25. If you don't care about anything, can you live easily?

23. I didn't miss it, only when I was wrong.

24. My mother was merciful and said that she would help me with the yellow diamond in the future. Oh, my God, I had another dream.

Don't brag, please give me back the cow, because cows need sex, too.

When I came into this world, I didn't intend to go back alive.

27. People say that my hair is long and my knowledge is short, so I decided to cut it short.

28. If you are unhappy, just say it to make everyone happy …

29. I planted girlfriends in spring and harvested a bunch of men in autumn.

30. Looking at the beautiful women in the street, a little higher is appreciation; Any lower is a hooligan.

Selected non-mainstream connotations:

1. What you pretend you don't care about is actually something you can't do.

2. Suddenly I began to miss the days when I was a child looking for friends to play without calling or texting, and only yelling at the bottom of the building.

When you get married in the future, if it's not me, I'll be the old king next door quietly.

4. I held a mature sword and killed my naive self and clumsy memories.

5. "Close the holiday mode and officially open the Xueba mode!" Sorry, your configuration is too low to start this function.

6. Remember to drink on time, smoke more if you feel uncomfortable, stay up late every day, eat more midnight snacks, don't eat breakfast often, wear sandals and socks in cold weather, and eat spicy strips every day. When you are alone, take good care of yourself, eat less, and don't forget to play with your mobile phone when crossing the road. Don't forget to stick your head out of the window when you take the bus. Don't breathe when swimming. Be sure to be good and play with your mobile phone more.

7. Be a quiet adult. Don't be emotional, don't miss it secretly, and don't look back. I always thought that people are getting old slowly, but they are not. People get old in an instant.

8. The furthest distance in the world is not that you are at the end of the world and I am at the end of the world, but that I stand by your side when you are playing your mobile phone.

9. "Describe your feelings about math class in one sentence" and "Close your eyes and the blackboard will be full"

10. No one is qualified to measure my future by my past.

1 1. Before losing your temper, think about whether anyone is used to you.

12. "Today is my first time as a girl. It's amazing! " "You are shameless!" "She actually cooked noodles with cold water. Is there such a thing? "

13. Please come with gongs and drums when you come into my heart, and don't say anything when you leave.

14. I went to the parking lot to get the car and found that the headlights were damaged! And there are many scratches! There are no accident vehicles nearby! Fortunately, there is a piece of paper under the wiper, which was left by the accident. I picked it up and looked at it. It said, "Sorry, I accidentally bumped into your headlights when reversing. Everyone who witnessed the scene nodded and smiled at me when I left this note. They thought I wrote your name and phone number, but I didn't ... "

15. I only hope that after many years, no matter what the relationship is, when you talk about me and tell others that you never regret knowing me, you will be really happy.

12, not all men and women are equal, why can't I go to the ladies' room?

13, brushing your teeth is mixed. Holding a cup in one hand and washing utensils in the other.

14, the difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

15, Dragon used lies to verify lies, and what he got must be lies.

16, if you make money, don't spend it, keep it.

17, the talented person who reads at night looks forward to the female ghost, and the single old man looks forward to the aunt;

18, Altman counts a ball, and Pig Bajie is the cutest.

19, reform and opening up, my weight is rubbing on the ground.

You don't have to say anything, I know everything. You want to say I'm beautiful,