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Why don't mainstream phonologists mention modesty when attacking Degang Guo?

1. Yu Qian joined the ranks of rich children very early. He knows how to lead an honest and clean life, leads a different life and has no sinners. Guo wanders in Liyuan and the capital, and Yu Qian has more than a dozen properties in the center of the capital (original words), which shows that he is a pampered master; You don't have to occupy the market for fame and fortune, not for profit? Deliberately please the audience, in a relaxed and peaceful state, will not offend anyone, people will naturally let him go.

Yu Qian is not easy to mess with. Yu Qian is versatile and has a wide range of knowledge. A gentleman loves money. He said that cross talk is just one of the sources of income for "Aunt Yu". He also made movies as an actor and ran a racetrack. He also has rich social skills and good contacts, forming a social background that can be proud of the world. If you move his brain, it is tantamount to adding obstacles to yourself. You will only touch him "250".

3. Yu Qian himself has no mainstream or non-mainstream cross talk consciousness. In the small theater "Deyun Society", as a native of "Old Beijing", he treats people kindly and sincerely, is a good policeman when things go wrong, and has a good reputation. Compared with the ruthless and stubborn Lao Guo, he has formed a distinct image of "Beijing Aunt". She is generous, kind and very gentle! He and He, who defected from Deyun Society, are also willing to ignore Guo when criticizing him.

He has certain "political capital". Search on Baidu shows that "Vice President of Beijing Rock Association" and "Children's Equestrian Promotion Ambassador of Beijing Equestrian Culture Festival" are similar to artists in the system, and they all have a "tall side", which is awesome. "Black and white" can be eaten together and played together!

5. Will suffer losses. His income in Deyun Society is far less than that of Xiaoping Kelei, while Guo Fatty, who is "sinister", "treacherous" and "full of bad things", takes all kinds of "cheap" on the stage, but he can laugh it off and give people a good impression of tolerance and generosity.

6. As a crosstalk performer, Yu Qian is "rooted in Hong Miao" and his resume is impeccable. He has no weakness, no factors that can attack him; When my leisure time came, I developed my personal hobby of "smoking, drinking and perming my hair". I didn't evade taxes, I didn't go whoring, I didn't gamble, I didn't check the border!

However, it seems a bit "old-fashioned" to have no mistress, but this is not a shortcoming, so there is nothing wrong with it!

Mr. Hou once said that if you have a rough sentence, you will hate it. Coupled with Lao Guo's character, she refused to give in to anything. Deyun Society has developed very rapidly in recent years, which is bound to affect the interests of many people.

Uncle Yu's character is indifferent to the world, just for "playing". Just be happy when you do things. If you can play, play together. If you can't play, forget it.

There is another important point!

Uncle Yu's father-in-law is the commander of the Mongolian navy!

Because mainstream music can't afford to offend Yu Qian, who is Yu Qian, the director of the pet park, the vice president of the Beijing Rock Association, his wife is Princess Ayi Eupolyphaga, his father-in-law mongolia navy, his father is the best swordsman in the world, and his mother is a rich woman? Who dares to offend Yu Qian?

The above is purely a joke. There are several reasons why the mainstream audio industry does not attack Yu Qian:

First of all, modesty is indisputable.

Compared with Degang Guo, Yu Qian's knowledge is undisputed. In his early years, he learned from Shi Fukuan, a famous crosstalk artist. Before Yu Qian, he taught himself without a teacher. Only the teacher, Yu Qian's crosstalk master, is Shi Fukuan, so the inheritance is clear, and the mainstream can't find an excuse to attack. It is not easy to annoy Yu Qian's master Shi Fukuan.

Second, be careful what you say.

Degang Guo belongs to that kind of happy life. I used to be youthful, but later I said that I was bound to hate evil on the bumpy road, so I have a feeling that I can't give up. As long as he says it's Degang Guo's, Degang Guo will definitely fight back. It is because Degang Guo has been bullied that he has always had a bad feeling about the mainstream audio industry. Yu Qian is different from money, although he belongs to the same road. However, Yu Qian always goes to the appropriate slip. Although it is just right every time, the main word is Degang Guo's, and Yu Qian belongs to that kind of decay.

Thirdly, Yu Qian is not a politician of Deyun Society.

Deyun Society is in Degang Guo, and Yu Qian has no shares at all. Although Degang Guo has no shares on the surface, he is an employee of Deyun Society. It's just that his partner is Degang Guo, so the mainstream record player is useless for Yu Qian. It's just a few lines of a comedian, and there's nothing wrong with it.

Fourth, Yu Qian is more open-minded

Yu Qian is the master of the world. No one is comfortable living in Yu Qian. One's greatest wish in life is to regard one's hobby as a job. Yu Qian really loves cross talk. After performing with Degang Guo, people will open their own small world. Whether going to the racetrack or drinking with friends, he will play all his life anyway, and he can use his own experience to publish a book. There is no such thing as fame and fortune, and it is useless for you to aim at Yu Qian.

Fifth, people are very well connected.

Yu Qian's contacts are much larger than Degang Guo's. Although people like Degang Guo, he doesn't like making friends, especially at the dinner table. Degang Guo's best and most talked-about confidant is actually his apprentice Tao Yang, while Degang Guo is only interested in traditional art. At this moment, Yu Qian is on the wine table. Yu Qian has made many contacts by playing and drinking, and has a good reputation.

Therefore, no one wants to have a hard time with Yu Qian. You can't do anything with Yu Qian, because Yu Qian doesn't care about these things, or you can't partner with Degang Guo. Degang Guo belongs to that kind of persistent, similar to Angela Yu Chien. So it's not how well Degang Guo has done for so many years, but what Yu Qian can do. It is rare for two people to cooperate for so many years without blushing. They all have sizes. They play together on stage and off stage.

Because Degang Guo is not only the core actor of Deyun Society, but also the boss of Deyun Society, he is naturally the target of public criticism.

Yu Qian is different. He himself said that he agreed with Degang Guo's idea of cross talk, and Degang Guo was his boss.

If Deyun Club is compared to a local football club, then Degang Guo is the core of the team, the captain, the top scorer, the head coach, the spokesperson and the team owner.

Mainstream crosstalk is like the national team, which concentrates the best players in the country. As a result, it is no match for Lao Guo team at all. Obviously, Lao Guo can only win one or two goals, but Lao Guo insists on winning ten or eight, so that the fans can enjoy a high-level game. As a result, the other party felt humiliated and lost in anger. They want to beat Lao Guo and them on the court, but they dare not expect it because of their home court. As a result, at the press conference after the game, they only dared to scold Lao Guo's team for its lack of sportsmanship, and the field was full of useless actions, so they dared not give full play to it.

Because Lao Guo is the core, captain, top scorer, head coach, spokesperson and boss of the team. He chose the players, formulated the tactics, kicked the ball in, and naturally took the greatest responsibility. However, Lao Guo is not at all polite, saying that there is no reason for the goal that can be scored not to be scored intentionally, and there is no reason for a reasonable collision to be called a foul. Isn't this a fake ball black whistle? Obviously, it is a waste. I just used the level of 70% to 80%. This time, the leaders of the Football Association feel even more humiliated because they choose people and give people benefits. Doesn't this indirectly mean that they are not only waste but also corrupt? Therefore, in the name of the competent department, Lao Guo's team has no sportsmanship. Lao Guo naturally bears the brunt.

Yu Qian, like Degang Guo's attacking partner and the assistant king of the team, participated in the whole process of the game. In fact, they also want to say that he has no sportsmanship, but they just can't say it. The reason is simple:

First, Yu Qian not only didn't foul black feet, but also had little physical contact.

Second, Uncle Yu's team won't pass the ball to you, will it? He is not the head coach. If he does this, he will only be replaced by Lao Guo, and then by a more energetic person. There will be no second ending.

Third, although Uncle Yu is the king of assists, he is only carrying out the tactics of the head coach. If Uncle Yu doesn't assist, there will only be another ending, that is, taking the ball and shooting by himself, so the opponent may lose even more ugly.

Fourth, Uncle Yu was at least trained by your team. Saying that he has no sportsmanship does not mean hitting himself in the mouth. In addition, the coaches hired in the past are at least famous football players and the old-timers of the Football Association, so they are not easy to bully. Lao Guo Bole has passed away, so he is easily bullied.

I've been thinking about it for a long time.

The reason, I think, is that they are clever. Before cooperating with Degang Guo, we can know from their cross talk that Yu Qian has been wandering on the edge of cross talk. Making TV dramas and advertisements shows that you have never been seriously engaged in cross talk. In the story of the editorial department, Yu Qian played the role of a policeman. Yu Qian's salary in the regular Quyi Troupe is at least one month in 2 yuan.

When Degang Guo Small Theater first began to perform, its partners changed several times, such as Zhang Wenshun, Wang Yuebo and Jing Li. , has always been unsatisfactory. They meet Yu Qian all the time, and the two are in perfect harmony, which makes the two singers a perfect match.

Degang Guo mentioned many times in cross talk that he moved the profit distribution system in the music industry and made others lose their jobs. It is understandable that the music industry is targeting him. You have food, others are unemployed.

Besides, Yu Qian, a modest gentleman, does not compete with the world and strives for fame and profit (this is also the basis of their cooperation). To put it bluntly, he can straighten his position and know what he is doing.

Let's talk about Guo Yu's tacit understanding. One person raised the banner of resistance, while the other was silent and just playing. If Degang Guo fails and is beaten into a dog, it doesn't involve modesty. If both of them are knocked down, there is no hope of making a comeback.

To put it bluntly, this fight is just the difference between Degang Guo and the phonograph circle, and has nothing to do with Yu Qian. It doesn't matter who Degang Guo's partner is. The mainstream audio industry is playing Degang Guo, which has nothing to do with the partners.

No organization, I hope to understand. Forgive me if you can't reach it.

The first is that I dare not provoke Yu Qian, and the second is that it is unnecessary. Deyun Society, a non-mainstream music circle represented by Degang Guo, has been disliked by the mainstream music circle and has been attacked. There are two representatives, one is Degang Guo and the other is Yun-peng Yue.

But Yun-peng Yue is nothing to Degang Guo. The first is mentoring, and the second is cross talk, which is Degang Guo's specialty. There is also a kind of psychology in it. I didn't hit you the first time, but you played beautifully. I will continue to hit you!

Therefore, they regard Degang Guo as a person waving the banner of non-mainstream cross talk, and Degang Guo is their target. Although Degang Guo's partner will support Degang Guo, he has never been attacked. It's strange, but not that strange.

Yu Qian has a strong background. He studied under Shi Fukuan. Now, no one dares to say that Shi Fukuan is not good, whether mainstream or non-mainstream. With this master in front, Yu Qian must have learned a lot from him, not only crosstalk, but also being a man.

Yu Qian's father-in-law is Commander mongolia navy. This title sounds bluffing, and it is precisely because the understanding of this title is blank that people will be fooled. No one will casually provoke such a person.

Yu Qian also has many titles, such as Vice President of Beijing Rock Association, Ambassador of Children's Equestrian Promotion at Beijing Equestrian Culture Festival, and party member of Chinese Revolutionary Committee. You said that such an identity is rare in the entertainment circle, and people in the cross talk circle will be more awed.

The most important thing is that Yu Qian is not short of money. Even without the work of Deyun Society, he can still eat, drink and be merry. Therefore, there is no need to get involved in muddy water like Degang Guo. Yu Qian's pet park costs millions every year, but Yu Qian doesn't want to open it because it will affect his own play.

Degang Guo is different. Because of the so-called non-mainstream cross talk, he wants to work for Deyun Society. Otherwise, there are so many people in Deyun Society. How can he eat?

As the saying goes, people eat vegetables: Degang Guo used to be a foreign country and was easy to bully; Yu Qian is an authentic old Beijing. He has deep roots in Beijing, has a wide range of friends and many friends. The mainstream record player circle will naturally not provoke him.

Although Degang Guo is now in full swing, Deyun Society occupies half of the cross talk circle, and earns a lot of money and is very famous. But its background and contacts in Beijing are far less than Qian and Degang Guo.

Yu Qian's two titles are the best proof.

Vice President of Beijing Rock Association: Yu Qian is not only a crosstalk performer, but also a rock queen. He has a good friendship with a large number of rock celebrities such as Black Panther band, Zhang Chu, Zheng Jun and Chang Kuan. These people are all energetic Beijing veterans. 20 16 During the 20th anniversary celebration of Deyun Society, Luan Shu, Zhou Xiaoou, Jinggangshan, Sha Baoliang and Yu Qian sang "Staring at the Moon". Yu Qian's relationship in this circle is much better than that of Degang Guo.

Member of the Beijing Municipal Committee of a Democratic Party: Don't underestimate this title, it is not something that ordinary people can do.

It can be said that based on these two identities alone, if mainstream crosstalk wants to attack Yu Qian, it has to be weighed. What's more, Yu Qian has other identities:

Yu Qian's other identities:

Yu Qian graduated from the Crosstalk Class of Chinese Opera School, studied under Wang Shichen, Luo Rongshou, Gao Fengshan and Zhao Shizhong, and later under Shi Fukuan. What this means. This means that although Yu Qian is now Degang Guo's partner, he is actually a crosstalk teacher and an authentic mainstream phonologist. Shi Fukuan is still alive, so why should mainstream circles turn a blind eye to modesty? This is easy to understand. Think about it. If Mr. Hou were still alive, would Degang Guo still be attacked by the mainstream?

Yu Qian also graduated from the film and television director department of Beijing Film Academy, and has been engaged in actor work for a long time, serving as program director and host in many programs of CCTV and Beijing TV Station. This is also a powerful circle of contacts, no worse than mainstream phonology.

The social circles in which these two identities are located have great overlap with mainstream crosstalk. Many people in the mainstream circle may have been friends or disciples of Yu Qian before, so they are naturally embarrassed to attack Yu Qian.

Moreover, Yu Qian is fun, has a wide range of friends and excellent connections, which doomed him to be different.

Yu Qian is an "old urchin". He definitely supports Degang Guo Deyun Society, but Yu Qian basically does not participate in other disputes, so there is no reason for mainstream crosstalk circles to involve him.

Degang Guo once said that Yu Qian had many dinners, except for the cross talk on the stage, either at the dinner or on the way to the dinner, so Yu Qian had many friends, and Ma Weidou and Jason Wu were his good friends.

Yu Qian is loyal and kind to his friends. His private zoo, Tianjing Dihua Pet Park, used to raise horses by himself. Because he knew that his animals were well kept, many friends gave him those precious pets for adoption. He never refuses or accepts money.

Good character does not participate in disputes. If you attack him, he won't. You just punched cotton, which is naturally boring. Degang Guo, on the other hand, is strong-willed, responding to every move and exposing some minor flaws from time to time. The mainstream circle has opportunities to take advantage of, and he thinks it will not be easily let go.

In addition to the reasons for good personality, in general, Yu Qian has two strongest points:

First, he belongs to the Beijing circle, and the mainstream music industry may not dare to offend him. Will you still provoke him because his relationships and friends are much better than yours? Of course not!

Second, Master Shi Fukuan is still alive. Who doesn't give Shi Fukuan face in mainstream circles? Does this mean that people in the mainstream society will attack if they are still alive? Of course not. They won't offend Hou's position!

Based on these conditions, who in the mainstream phonology circle will provoke Yu Qian?

Anyone who can play a puppy as a guitar is not easy to mess with.

Because Degang Guo's personality is straightforward and pungent, and he is a straightforward person. He dares to say anything, but Yu Qian is different. He is very much like his master Shi Fukuan. Yu Qian's speech is steady and natural, gentle and introverted, elegant and calm, with roots and leaves, so far …

In addition, Degang Guo is the boss of Deyun Society. If you have something to say, you will say boss Degang Guo instead of Yu Qian. Yu Qian is only a member of Deyun Society and an old partner of Degang Guo.

A person is easily attacked and criticized by others, largely because of his impulsiveness. Plus his manners and various performances. Because of his low education, Degang Guo climbed from the bottom for 20 years and finally reached this position today. Some achievements have also impacted the interests of some people and made some people jealous. When I got tired, I started attacking Degang Guo.

Jiang Kun publicly criticized Degang Guo on many occasions as a small fast food, a small public and a small box lunch. ..... Jiang Kun, the representative of mainstream crosstalk, said this, which also caused some people to follow suit. This is the custom of China people. Everyone said so, and I joined in.

Anyway, Degang Guo's achievements in the music industry are obvious to all. His cross talk and the development of Deyun Society. More and more people like and love it.

You said yours, Deyun Society in Degang Guo is still developing, making progress and still on the road. ...

They dare not provoke, they know that Yu Qian has many hardcore friends who sing rock and Mongolia, and you also know the fighting capacity and bad temper of rock singers and Mongolian ancients, haha.

I think there are several reasons-

First, Brother Qian's position is very clear. As far as the image of a migrant worker in Deyun Society is concerned, the identity of an outsider is far from a bull's-eye. All kinds of open guns and backstabbing naturally can't hurt people! It may also be that Lao Guo intends to leave an exit for the future.

Second, Mr. Yu has always shown himself as a loyal elder, and it is easy to infect others in both behavior and appearance, which makes people easily impressed by an invisible atmosphere. In short, you can't hate! Do you find it strange?

Third, Uncle Qian may always be hurt by Lao Guo on the stage. People who like uncle Qian may be wronged by him, right? So I don't have the heart to go outside and let Uncle Qian eat Lao Guo's death. It's not obvious. [Blink of light] So these curses are really nothing, right?

Fourth, Yu is modest and free-spirited, and enjoys life. Perhaps it is the state that most people yearn for in the future. Isn't scolding him a denial of his life? After all, I don't want to stab myself by scolding customers. Otherwise, how twisted my heart is! Do such a thing?

5. Swearing is a matter between women. A group of old men scold Lao Guo every day. After all, there are some four and a half feet people in Lao Guo who are at a loss at the moment, but if you don't bite off more than you can chew, it's a bit like selling tap water in front of the Dragon King. Queen Deyun, the mother instrument of the world, will play the role of a shrew and curse the street. Don't put these petty curses back in the womb!

Brother Qian showed the world a horizontal line, a vertical line that can't be seen at present. In front of human nature, you say that it is an old mistake to laugh at lifeless people. When you saw Lao Guo, why didn't you come with your mouth open? In short, Lao Guo is not scolded, God forbid! Sorry, unchanging human nature! Uncle Qian is going to be scolded, which is even more inhuman. If the animal can't do it, it's hard for the scolding person to bite. Is it sweet to leave a good tooth and scold Lao Guo?

Seven, no, I drank a little too much today and said a lot of nonsense. Guys, just pretend you didn't see me say anything. Okay?