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What do you think of Fiona Fang?

Li Yuanfang: Your honor, Beizhi thinks this case is full of doubts. First of all, sows generally don't die in the case of sexual assault, that is, they collapse at most. However, the sow at the crime scene not only died, but also suffered from genital rupture and bleeding, which seems to have been forcibly inserted by a big XX, but this is not something that ordinary people can do. Secondly, if the sow was sexually assaulted, why didn't she hear anything? Not only the neighbors heard it, but also the pig farmer Lao Wangtou heard it, so Beizhi felt that the case was extremely unreasonable.

Di Renjie: Ha ha ha, Fiona Fang, you have made great progress. You are right. If the sow is sexually assaulted, it will never lead to the rupture and bleeding of the leading part.

Mrs Tseng: But, as Fiona Fang said, why did the sow get sexually assaulted in the middle of the night and the neighbors didn't know anything about it? There should be a lot of noise in this kind of thing. How do you explain this?

Di Renjie: Yes, it seems very unreasonable. Let's analyze the following situations first. First, is it possible that the murderer sneaked into the pigsty in the middle of the night and hit the sow's head with a shield to make it faint and then violently?

Mrs. Zeng: The students think it is impossible. First of all, the sow's skin is rough. How much effort does it take to stun a sow? Besides, it's dark in the middle of the night How did the murderer know which direction the sow's head was in?

Di Renjie: OK, let's analyze the next situation. Let's make a hypothesis. If the murderer is a neighbor of Lao Wangtou, he is familiar with Lao Wangtou and often helps Lao Wangtou feed pigs. Just yesterday, the killer had a bad heart. When Pharaoh doesn't put sleeping pills in pig food, the pig will definitely sleep after eating it, so the pig ate sleeping pills, which didn't arouse Pharaoh's suspicion. In the middle of the night, the murderer sneaked into the pigsty and sexually assaulted the sow.

Mrs. Zeng: There are no flaws. ......................, ah, no teacher.

Di Renjie: Oh? What's the matter?

Mrs. Zeng: Teacher, what you just said is very reasonable, but one thing doesn't make sense. Why do sows break their genitals when they are sexually assaulted? Normal people can't do that, can they

Di Renjie: Haha, Mrs. Zeng, you are too young to just look at the surface. Don't you think the sow at the crime scene is a little strange?

Mrs Tseng: It is strange that ................ students can't think of anything strange.

Dee Renjie: Didn't you notice that there are many sawdust thorns on and around the sow?

Mrs. Zeng: What the teacher said is true. What happened?

Di Renjie: Haha, it's easy to explain. Presumably, the murderer must be a twisted and abnormal person. His penis was so short that he didn't feel anything about sexually assaulting the sow, so that he angrily inserted the thick wooden stick beside him into the sow's vulva for dozens of times, causing the sow to bleed to death.

Mrs. Zeng: I didn't expect this to happen. ...

Di Renjie: Mrs. Zeng, send someone to check the penis size of men over 30 years old in the village 10 immediately. If you find anything abnormal, report to me immediately.

Mrs. Zeng: Yes, sir, is anyone there? ..................................

A few hours later. ................

Zeng tai; Mentor mentor

Di Renjie: What was the result?

Mrs. Zeng: As you expected, I ordered the guards to look at the penises of the men in the village and found that the penises of the colored brothers in the east of the village were abnormal, so I immediately ran back to report to you.

Di Renjie: OK, OK, you immediately order the guards to escort Brother Secai here, and our library will interrogate him personally.