Classic death sentence

1, this is probably the most "awesome" sentence I have heard so far, so awesome that I can't respond to him in words. Facing such colleagues, I can only say, hehe!

2. Teach people to be longer and shorter.

Don't confine the child to your knowledge, because he was born in another era.

4. Death is death, and life is death.

5, as the saying goes, there are treasures at home, but unreasonable old people have no choice. Honest officials can't break housework!

6. The most contradictory place between lovers is dreaming about each other's future, but thinking about each other's past.

7. It is better to accumulate wealth than to teach children, and it is better to sit idly while reading.

8. My son gave birth to one and didn't give him a heart.

9. Doctrine should make people love exhortation, not teachers.

10, death is also a technical job. If you do well, you will destroy others. If you don't do it well, you will die.

1 1. Kindness is like the liver and lungs of a donkey, reminding you that it is for your own good. Is it good for you? I really thought I was white! You said you couldn't do your job. Who will do it? Do you need help from others?

12, my uncle came to visit, but Xiaowen said to his mother, "Mom, I'm going to the zoo to see monkeys." Mother growled at once, "What monkey are you looking at? Your uncle is here. What zoo are you going to? "

13, Apple is poor for three years, literary play destroys life, motorcycle is a pit, photography can't be touched, once you learn to drive the dog out of the rabbit, it will never return.

14, there are always some things that can't be forgotten, and there are always some people around = lingering; Meeting is so wonderful, life is so beautiful; Although work is important, we should also adjust our mood; Send a blessing message once in a while, which is the double ninth festival question mark for you!

15, money spent on education is never wasted.

16, although my wife is beautiful by nature, she knows from her heart that she will find a wise teacher to do things and choose a good friend as a friend.

17, if you let your child loose, you will turn over the stove one day.

18, the old man has no virtue and his family is not harmonious.

19. If you love an eagle, you will look up at the sky with tears in your eyes. If you play with pigeons, you will go crazy. If you change cars, boats and watches, you will be anxious to play with the whole family. Put down these pits, but you will have a lifelong barbecue.

Although you are very old, we should all respect you, but you can't be so lazy and unreasonable.

2 1. Only with proper teaching methods, abundant talents and local conditions and customs can the country be strong.

22. Walden Jenken will make up a love story, saying that you died, died of a heart attack, or were assassinated.

23, for the elderly, there is no heart, because no one eats bamboo shoots when they are old, the sugar is bitter first, and the residual flowers don't look forward to the spring breeze.

24, three years, although very short, but looking back at the road, there are twists and turns, more flat.

25. If you don't die, you will not die! Ten wizards in the novel.

26. If there are many people around you, stay away from me. You are too lazy to rob, and you have no strength to be jealous.

27, men are sentimental and dying.

28. If you fish for three years, playing with birds will ruin your life.

29, when someone is distressed, tears are tears, otherwise it is just a salty liquid; Being cared for is coquetry, otherwise it is death.

30. At this age, I don't know what I'm thinking all the time.