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Do Guan Gong and Long have anything to say about tattoos?
Let's talk about the principle of tattoos first. Tattoos are exquisite, that is, we choose species that are mutually reinforcing according to our five punishments to tattoo. Generally speaking, Guan Gong and Xie Long are the worst tattoos among orthodox tattoos, and these two things are even more evil. Ordinary people can't resist, so-called resistance, that is, life Rick, tattoos will not only bring good luck, but also bad luck, which is a serious disaster. I used someone else's PK to go to the hospital. At that time, there lived a man next door with a dragon tattooed on his left hand. He said that he was hospitalized less than 1 month after tattooing. The reason is that his left hand was crippled by two young children with P, and the tendon of his whole hand was broken. However, he had a group fight with others before, and he never suffered a loss by fighting alone (this is what he said himself, and his credibility is not guaranteed). Tattoos can't be tattooed casually There are some things in life that you can't resist, and it will be unlucky to get tattooed ... China's ancient culture is profound and profound, and many things can't be explained in scientific terms until now. Tattoos actually evolved from a small side door used by Zhouyi. The specific principle is unknown, but I know that this thing is evil ... As for who should get tattoos, I don't know, I only know that I am gold.
Although I have been studying recently, I have been looking around, trying to choose something useful from other people's nonsense, so I don't know much about it. So I'll just say a few tattoos I know.
Qinglong-positive, suitable for people with heavy yin. The blue dragon in the picture is spreading its wings. If it can resist moving, it is not afraid of anything evil-that is, dirty things. If someone opens a spiritual array to curse you, if your dragon pattern is orthodox enough and the color is correct enough, the person who opens a spiritual array may not be able to curse you, but will suffer internal injuries ... Don't think that it is a good thing to have a heavy yin. But at the same time, you also wasted a lot on yourself. You can't tell when you are young, but when you are old, you will be more ill than others. Many people are proud of Yin, but it is actually NB. Shit, they don't understand the collateral of Zhouyi ... Qinglong is not evil, and sometimes some children get tattoos without knowing anything. Although they are themselves, they are not serious, unlike the dragon and Guan Gong. ..
The dragon-the dragon belongs to Yin. This thing is evil. People who want to tattoo dragons must find someone who understands Zhouyi to help you see if the eight-character fit is not suitable.
Guan Yu-something similar to a dragon is even worse than a dragon. Although in Hong Kong movies, all B clubs worship Guan Yu, but no one gets a tattoo. The attribute of this thing is unknown, but only those who resist Guan Yu are generally rich all their lives. That is, those who can resist Guan Yu are not ordinary people. Guan Yu, I heard someone say that it belongs to hedging, and I don't know what it means.
Kuixing-that is, Zhong Kui ~ Haha. It's a low-level tattoo, masculine ... mainly for people whose five elements are not obvious or weak. Tattoos are not afraid of being dirty, but the effect is much worse than that of Qinglong (Hehe, Dragon King). But kuixing is also gentle, so it won't be too bad if you tattoo it casually ... but also, don't think that tattooing a kuixing will make you crazy.
Hag-similar to Kuixing's tattoo, only feminine, nothing special and gentle. I haven't studied this carefully, and I'm not going to tattoo the hag, so it's ugly to say.
Carp-that is, the kind of fish-hugging doll that was put up when New Year pictures were put up in the past, and that of a single carp in yue longmen, are almost the same. Carp is not particular about this kind of thing, and tattoos have no effect, but it is nothing and not evil. It belongs to the lowest tattoo object ... There is also a tattoo dance called killing carp in Japan. It's a picture of a man as long as Kuixing killing carp. It's a little crooked.
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