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A poem at the beginning of a cover letter

At the beginning, "I don't need to seal Wan Huhou, I wish I knew Han Jingzhou" is a cliche. If I want something from people, I will inevitably flatter me, say a few good words and give me a fierce compliment. Then, "I hope you will not be arrogant and indifferent, but suddenly forget, so that you will have a career among 3 thousand people and make you stand out, that is, how you are." Let's get down to business.

Then I began to introduce myself, which is also an ordinary brushwork, but the difference is that praising people and praising people are both an art. Let's take a look at how Li Bai praised: Bai, Longxi Buyi, lived in Chu and Han Dynasties. Fifteen good swordsmanship, all dry princes. 30% articles, calendar to Qing Xiang. Although he is less than seven feet long, he is full of love. All princes and adults promised to be honest people. I can't stop worrying about this!

After that, Li Bai continued to brag and praise others, and suddenly said, Let's look at the land in front of the stage, so as not to make Bai proud and affectionate. Why can't you bear to put me just one foot in front of the stage, so that I can't stand up, cheer up and be full of energy?

Is it domineering? If you don't know, you think others are begging him, just say: you have to recommend me, or you will lose a lot if you don't recommend me.

Then he cited many examples of recommending sages in history, but there was only one center. You have to recommend me. There is a more interesting sentence. You recommended me, "I dare to do something small if it is urgent and useful." Please recommend me. If there is anything urgent in the future, I will definitely repay you! Haha, I'm still at the peak of my career. You called me "urgent and useful". Are you cursing me? If there is trouble, there is trouble. You need an idiot who has never heard of it to save you. Isn't this contempt for me?

In the last paragraph, Li Bai said that many of his works are rolled into axes, which is by no means bragging. If you don't believe me, just "give me a humble opinion, please give me paper and ink, be a scholar at the same time, and then come back to the leisure porch to write." If you want to prepare pen and ink for me, I will rely on Ma Qian's words to present a masterpiece on the spot.

This is Li Bai's self-recommendation letter, with its own temperament. Is it very personal? Of course, for ordinary people, this is called conceit, but for Li Bai, this is called confidence.

It's just that this letter seems to have no following. It is estimated that Han Chaozong just has a smile on his lips.